(Orange laughing)

(goop squelching)

(Orange laughing)

(goop squelching)

(monster growling)

(monster roaring)

(Orange maniacally laughing)

- [Orange] Happy Shocktober, fruit lovers!

A while back, I did a Draw My Life episode.

But today, I wanna tell you about the spookiest,

scariest dream I've ever had.

It's pretty weird.

But then again, what dream isn't?

So get ready for a glimpse into the mind inside the ride,

'cause this is the Annoying Orange's Draw My Nightmare!

(Orange maniacally laughing)

It was nighttime.

Lightening crashed, rain poured!

I was standing in the middle of a really tall bridge

and I had to make a terrible choice.

See, I wasn't just standing in the middle of a bridge,

I was standing in the middle of a booby trap

set by the Joker!

(Joker evilly laughing)

On one end of the bridge,

Passion was tied up and dangling over a pit of knives!

There was a candle slowly burning through a rope

and once the rope snaps,

she'd be a total goner!

Now way on the other end of the bridge,

Pear was tied up and dangling over a vat filled with sharks!

As soon as his rope burn all the way through,

he'd fall into the shark vat

and all those innocent sharks would probably die

from boredom after talking to him for awhile.

The Joker told me I could only save one

and I had to choose now!

Now okay, I'll admit I started moving

in the direction of Passion.

I mean, I flinched okay?

I literally moved one muscle.

But that doesn't mean I'm in love with her, okay?

It doesn't! (chuckles)

Anyway, the moment I moved,

The Joker started laughing.

(Joker evilly laughing)

The holograms of Passion and Pear both vanished!

Yeah, turns out they were both holograms this whole time!

Then The Joker pushed a button

and blew the fridge right up from under me

and said I had totally fallen for it!

(Joker evilly laughing)

As it turns out, it was actually a pretty good pun.

'Cause without a bridge under me,

I started falling!

And I fell for a long time.

And here's the worst part!

I fell past a bunch of people I recognized

and they all made fun of me

for being in love with Passion.

Which I'm not, by the way!

But I didn't have time to explain it to them,

'cause I was falling way too fast.

But here's where it gets really weird.

A lot of them were in their underwear!

And that's when I looked down

and realized I was in my underwear,

which made no sense!

'Cause the only time I ever wear underwear

is when I'm dreaming.

And that's when I realized I was in a nightmare!

I started looking forward to hitting the ground,

because you always wake up right

before you hit the ground, you know?

So I kept waiting to hit the ground and I kept waiting,

and finally, I realized I was traveling through a tube

that went all the way through the center of the earth!

There was no bottom!

And to make matters worse,

as I passed through the middle of the earth's core,

I got blasted with radiation from all sides!

I started to mutate and grow extra eyeballs on my butt.

Well, I thought it was actually kind of cool at first,

but I'd soon regret having all those eyeballs

when I finally popped out on the other side

of the world in China!

That's 'cause like,

every scary person ever was there to jump scare me

as soon as I came out of the tube!

Freddy was there,

Slenderman, Bendy, Baldy,

my sixth grade English teacher!

We're talking scary people!

And I had enough eyeballs to get jump scared

by all of them at once!

So many jump scares at once deserve more than one scream!

And fortunately, I had mutated

a few extra mouths by this point,

so I was able to scream out of all of 'em!

(Orange screaming)

Anyway, me and all my extra eyes and mouths fell back down

into the tube and started falling back towards

the other side of the world!

Which I was actually pretty excited about,

because this time when I passed by all those people

telling me I love Passion,

I had enough mouths to explain the truth.

But the scariest part of the nightmare hadn't happened yet!

As I was passing back through the center of the earth,

I ran smack-dab into a herd of dancing hippos!

Ugh, these guys were everywhere

and they were plugging up the whole tube!

I couldn't get by.

They surrounded me!

Everywhere I looked,

there was a dancing hippo!

And that's a lot of places to look,

'cause I had so many eyeballs by this point.

But to pass the time,

I decided to see if I could touch all my tongues

to all my eyeballs.

But that was a bad idea,

because I just wound up licking a bunch

of hippo butts by accident!

(Orange groaning)

On the plus side,

I did wake up at this point,

because my tongue had finally touched the bottom!

(Orange laughing)

Talk about the end, am I right? (laughs)

Okay, okay!

See ya next time!

And just remember,

I do not love Passion, okay?

I don't!

(upbeat guitar music)