Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Hey, Florida. It's me, Conan O'Brien, here to talk to you about voting. Even though 98% of my fans can't go to the polls because they're either preteens or convicted felons, that won't stop me from addressing you, the voters of Florida. Once again, you're playing a crucial role in picking our president, so whatever you do, don't forget to vote. Forgetting to vote would be like going into a Publix supermarket to order the Boar's Head Maple Honey Turkey Sub with Saint Andre soft-ripened cheese and then forgetting the mayonnaise. Or like forgetting you retired and moved to Brookville, Florida to play golf at the fabled Pine Barrens golf course, but instead decided to play quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And if you're gonna vote by mail, vote early because this year the Postal Service may be slower than a senior on the Dale Mabry Highway who just realized they missed the turn off for the Courtney Campbell bridge to Clearwater. (laughs) Yes. I know my Florida.
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