Name: Thank You Notes: Apple Picking, Ghost Pepper Donut
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T20:00:35.000Z
Duration: 3 min 42 s
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And that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff.

You know, I check my in-box or return some e-mails,

and, of course, send out "thank you" notes.

I'd like to write out my weekly "thank you" notes right now.

some "thank you note" writing music, please?

[ Laughter ] A little bit of movement there.

a 5-year-old's finger painting of Donald Trump.

Thank you, apple picking, for giving couples

who are tired of getting into fights at Ikea

I'm going to put them in the envelope later.

-I mean, wow, you're really just phoning it in today, huh?

So how come you're not putting them in the envelope now?

-No. I'm not doing it because I figured --

well, it just takes a little extra beat of time.

I'll -- I'll -- I'll lick the envelopes on the next two.

we can't even look forward to that on a Friday.

-Tariq, not everything can be as glossy as your shoes.

I saw you searching and searching and searching.

Thank you, Dunkin's new Spicy Ghost Pepper Donut

Thank you, pumpkin carving, for teaching kids

that Halloween isn't just about taking candy from strangers --

Thank you, leaves turning red, or as trees put it,

at the end of summer, for being the only chore

that leads to a possible manslaughter charge

for the calming sensation of being branded.

[ Laughter and applause ] There you have it.

Those are my "Thank You Notes," everybody.

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Thank You Notes: Apple Picking, Ghost Pepper Donut

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