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Conan O'Brien: Hey, there, YouTube. This is Conan O'Brien,
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wishing you a happy 5th anniversary.
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I'm really excited
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'cause I've been asked to pick five of my favorite YouTube video clips from over the years.
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At least, the ones where no one got killed,
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'cause they-they said, "That wasn't cool."
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But sometimes when those guys wipe out, it's really funny.
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I'm sorry,
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and my deepest sympathies to the family.
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Uh, I just want to say,
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I'm happy to do this.
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I hope you like these videos.
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If you're like me America,
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you spend an inordinate amount of time watching YouTube,
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and it's probably why our country's economy is in the toilet.
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Nobody actually makes anything anymore.
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We're all watching monkeys in propeller hats flush themselves down a toilet.
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And that's why India is kicking our ass,
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and China and pretty much everyone else.
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Switzerland kicking our ass.
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Guam way ahead of us higher GNP than we have.
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But that's not the point,
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you should enjoy these videos,
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have a good time,
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and I'm just thrilled to be doing this.
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Am I getting paid?
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I'm getting 'eck nothing?
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Nothing? Getting nothing.
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Okay.
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I'd have liked to seen some scratch,
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but, uh,
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enjoy.
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Because that's not the point of the Internet.
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It's not to make money.
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It's for someone you've never met whose a nerd,
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in Palo Alto to make money.
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But have fun.
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Enjoy these.
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I'm rambling now just mad that I'm not getting paid.
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And, uh,
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really mad that no one has figured out way...
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enjoy the videos.
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'Cause they're...
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I'm gonna go.
