BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.

ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST

OF THREE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION AFTER

MONTHS OF VIRTUAL CAMPAIGNING, DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN WILL

FINALLY MEET IN PERSON.

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE

THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?

>> SHOULD WE MEET?

BUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GOING ON FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS

NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES.

I'M JOKING.

WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.

AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS

AFTER THAT.

THE DEBATE IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, CLEVELAND OF

COURSE IS THE HOME OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD

GUYS TAKING TO THE STAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT THE POST OFFICE.

SO THIS IS NICE FOR TRUMP, IT IS.

MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL

OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED

HIM FOR USING THEIR SONGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.

NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR

CHRIS WALLACE.

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS

PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY

FOR, YOU KNOW, NOT YELLING ENOUGH.

IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP

DURING INTERVIEWS.

IT HASN'T MADE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE, BUT THE POINT IS HE

TRIES.

IAN, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS GOING INTO THESE

DEBATES.

>> EVERYTHING, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

>> YEAH.

>> James: REGGIE, IF YOU WERE THE MODERATOR, WHAT IS THE FIRST

QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?

>> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?

>> James: I CAN ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>> James: POORLY, ON BOTH COUNTS.

>> Reggie: I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT USEFUL.

>> James: SPEAKING OF THE OVAL OFFICE, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS.

TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT

ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

AND IN THE BOOK SHE TELLS ABOUT A TIME THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,

QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.

THIS SAUL TRUE.

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT VIDEO, HERE IS A SAMPLE.

♪ NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

♪ AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.

♪ AND TIME TO HOLD A CANDLE.

♪ IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

♪ RDZ WHAT IN WHY.

>> James: WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE WELL, AT

LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.

I GOT TO SAY, I LIKE THAT VIDEO.

I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THAT ANY MORE.

I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.

BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.

OR AS I CALL THEM TASTY BABES.

TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS.

YOU GOT A WEDDING.

YOU GOT A GUY JUMPED INTO A CAKE.

THERE'S A FUNERAL.

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

>> Reggie: ARE YOU A FAN OF GUNS R ROSES I MEAN PRENOVEMBER

RAIN.

>> James: HERE IS MY THING.

I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.

AM I PUTTING IT ON IN THE CAR, PROBABLY NOT RRS I SEE.

>> James: WASN'T SLASH ON THE SHOW ONCE, ROB?

>> NO SWRZ HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

SO THERE WAS A TIME HE WAS GOING TO COME AND HE PULLED OUT.

>> WE PICKED HIM A BIT ABOUT LOOKING AFTER LOCAL ANIMALS

BECAUSE IS HE VERY INTO PROTECTING WILDLIFE IN LOS

ANGELES.

>> James: I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,

IT'S AMAZING HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT SLASH, THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

BEEN ON ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

NO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU TO A PET SANCTUARY.

>> I'M GOOD.

WHAT'S THAT, ROB.

>>-- SLASH WAS ON THE SHOW.

>> Reggie: WHAT?

>> James: WHEN?

WHEN WAS SLASH ON THE-- HANG ON A MINUTE, BEN HAS JUST GONE NO,

HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

>> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.

>> James: GOOD ENOUGH ABOUT FOR ME.

LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH ON THE SHOW.

THAT'S THE CLOSEST WF'S BEEN TO SLASH ON THE SHOW.

>> HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

>> James: HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

AND I LIKE-- I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS.

I WOULD SAY I WATCH A LOT OF MUSIC VIDEOS.

HAVE I NEVER HAD A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHERE I THOUGHT TOM, GET IN

HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL

TIME.

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE'VE GOT JOBS TO

DO.

DOESN'T MATTER, WATCH THIS.

IT'S ALSO LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LONG, THAT VIDEO.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME

IS, REG?

>> Reggie: IT'S SO HARD.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,

HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT

ON A MAP AND IT PUSHED IN SHALL-- OH NO, WAS THAT ROMEO

VOID, I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO

WHERE THERE IS A DOT ON A MAP AND THE CAMERA PUSHES IN AND IT

GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT

THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.

EITHER THAT OR JUST LIKE HEAVEN BY THE CURE.

>> James: ABSOLUTELY.

>> ARE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY THRILLER?

LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).

>> Reggie: OH, THRILLER.

>> I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.

>> James: I PUT THRILLER IN THERE.

LET'S BE HONEST.

WE'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, ST ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

(LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND

ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

>> Reggie: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO OVER THE NEXT

TWO YEARS, I WOULD LIKE US TO RE-CREATE EVERY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

>> Reggie: YEAH, LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

>> James: CAN WE?

SHALL WE?

CAN WE DO THAT AS A SHOW NOW?

OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS WE WILL RE-CREATE EVERY SINGLE MEATLOAF

VIDEO.

>> Reggie: AND I WON'T DO THAT.

>> James: OH, WON'T YOU.

>> Reggie: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.

>> James: A VIDEO OF ME AND MEATLOAF.

I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.

YOU CAN SEE IT, HAVE YOU GOT IT?

I'M HEAR IN LONDON-- AND I THINK THIS IS, CUE ME IS THIS WHERE

MEATLOAF IS STAYING.

>> THANKS VERY MUCH.

>> JAMES, DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE?

>> I'M DOING THIS ENGLISH BREAKFAST SHOW AND IT'S LIKE

REALLY COOL.

>> DO YOU PREFER PERFORMING OR TO DOING ALL THE PROMOTIONAL.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING.

WE WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, JUST

HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD DPENS THE TABLE AND THE TABLE IS TOO

SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.

>> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ME AND MEATLOAF.

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE

WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--

(LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO

YOU WILL SEE THAT LATER ON IN THE SERIES.

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT, BEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

>> PLEASURE.

>> James: MOVING ON, LET'S MOVE ON.

THERE'S A NEW DATING APP OUT THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS FOR

CONNECTING LONELY PETS.

IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH

THE ADDED BONUS OF OWNERS CONNECTING AS WELL.

IT IS A GREAT APP IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME HEAVY

PETTING.

COME ON.

A BIT OF FUN, THAT IS ALL IT IS, IT IS A BIT OF FUN.

I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.

NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR BOX FULL OF

PARROTS.

THEY'RE SAYING THE APP IS FOR LONELY PETS, CAN WE JUST ADMIT

THAT THIS IS FOR PEOPLE.

PETS, PETS DO NOT WANT A DATING APP.

AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THEY DORCHT WANT TO BE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T

WANT A SWEATER.

THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWEATER.

EXCEPT FOR THIS DOG, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SQUEEZE

EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS A [BLEEP] DOG.

THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.

>> I SAW CHRIS PINE IN THAT SAME OUTFIT.

>> James: FOR SURE.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS A CHALAMET.

>> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.

>> James: YES, WHICH IS PERFECT.

HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.

A BREWERY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED THE STRONGEST BEER

IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN

WHISKEY.

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

>> Reggie: NO, NO, NO.

>> James: REALLY?

>> Reggie: TOO MUCH.

>> James: YOU WOULDN'T DRINK THAT?

I'VE SEEN YOU DRINK WINE OUT OF A SOCK.

>> Reggie, I WOULD TRY IT, ACTUALLY.

>> James: YEAH, I WOULD TRY T SHOULD WE GET SOME, ROB.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD TO LOOSEN THE SHOW UP A BIT.

(LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE

RELAXED A BIT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

THIS IS IT, SO A BEER THAT IS STRONGER THAN WHISKEY, THIS IS

HOW IT IS GOING TO I PLAY OUT, REALLY, OFFICER, I HAVE ONLY HAD

ONE BEER, HOW FAST WAS I GOING.

SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.

MOVING ON, A DENTIST IN ALASKA WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 12

YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.

HE EXTRACTED-- EXTRACTED A PATIENT'S TOOTH WHILE RIDING A

HOVERBOARD.

NOW LOOK, I'M NOT A DENTIST, BUT EVEN I KNOW IF YOU ARE PULLING A

TOOTH, USE I POGO STICK, MAN.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME

IN PRISON.

GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO A WOL DIFFERENT KIND OF CAVITY

SEARCH.

AND WE WAB TO SHOW YOU THIS, A FOOD DELIVERY MAN IN THAILAND

WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM

WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE.

TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.

HE WAS DELIVERING ORDERS WHILE COMPLETELY NUDE.

THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES.

NOW LOOK, YES, HE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE.

DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.

IT ABSOLUTELY DID.

WHEREFOR I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DOES THIS BOTHER YOU, IAN.

>> NO, NOT AT ALL.

MY EXACT DOPPELGANGER COULD DELIVER MY FOOD AND I WOULD JUST

BE YEAH, THANKS, MAN, AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND START EATING IT.

>> James: YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE WHO IS THAT KF

DEBT IT-- CONFIDENT NAKED.

DO YOU REG.

>> Reggie: JUST MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, THAT'S IT.