He's an associate producer of this show, and it's come to my attention recently that on Fridays, for some reason, he doesn't come in until very late.

It is now 12 20.

No, Jordan Slansky.

So I'm sitting and I'm waiting because I want to get to the bottom of what the Jordan does.

Every Friday.

This guy's got a Kaiser roll in the bag.

Olive oil, his his own and many special specialized pepper grinder grinder.

Thanks.

Do this.

It's got a giant thing of wipes.

Now, does this look like the office of someone who's afraid of James Al?

Oh, fresh hydrating gel, espresso cups.

He's got to case he ever makes a friend trouble.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Just get out of here.

That's your reaction, okay?

You just walk into your office.

Feels like an acceptable reaction to me.

It's come to my attention that you like to drift in late on Fridays.

Okay, Well, I worked later on Fridays than a lot of people, and I feel like I'm able to adequately accomplish what I need to In the time that I'm here, I've prepared my daily task ahead of me already.

Your daily task.

What's your daily tasks?

And pour olive oil onto a Kaiser roll task?

May I ask you, Jordan, what you were doing this morning?

Well, I woke up immediately, had a protein shake.

I've been experimenting with haute and way.

I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

I've been experimenting with haute and way I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

I've been experimenting with oats and waiting with oats and way.

I was trying to avoid synthetic melted Dexter in which is derived from corn.

And I had read that Oates is a good source of complex carbohydrates when mixed with way.

Can I ask you a quick question?

Are you wearing your sunglasses while you're making the shake?

Would you like me to remove them?

What do you think would be the human thing?

What?

You studied humans on our plan for a while?

Yeah, well, you got up.

You had your way in oak shake.

Then what?

Then I prepared my body in various ways.

I cleaned it, shaved it and got dressed.

What do you mean?

Okay, I wanna make it very clear to everyone at home this is comm really happening?

Thing is completely riel.

This isn't scripted.

You just said all those things.

Things is a really person.

I'm sick of people asking me, How did you find that guy who writes this stuff?

You just said that you just said I prepare my body in various ways.

Did you say you shaved it?

E did shave it.

Remove your shirt, please, if you don't mind.

So this is freshly shaved.

This area?

No, I didn't say a shave.

My chest.

I already saw the shape.

Shape my entire body.

What part of your body did you shave my face?

Just your face.

Oh, you saved down below.

Down south.

I believe that's a private matter.

You just take your shirt off.

I just asked you if you shave your appear.

You're John Dori, do you?

It's a problem matter.

You draw the line there in terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

You can put your shirt back on.

Wait a minute.

Put the sunglasses on.

Believe the shirt off.

Thank you.

Why do you have these?

They were sent to me.

By who?

By a woman that I know a woman sent you these, Correct?

The very definition of having this is proof that you don't know him Well, what's not?

You're not making eye contact with me.

Why would I e I like to help you being on time.

From now on, I think that will be good for you.

So we have some devices that might help.

Will this be helpful to you this claque?

I don't see how you could have this at home and it will tell you what time it is.

And then you will know I should probably get the work.

My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office.

I'd like you to hang this one in the office, and I'd like you to strap this one to your Vespa.

Then you'll be sort of the Italian douche bag flavor flavor.

I also want you to know that you're being monitored at all times by this camera.

I will constantly be monitoring that camera to make sure that one of my workers is a really busy bee.

Buzz, Buzz Things is a good old fashioned time.

You're to punch in, punch out every day I've had this machine brought back.

Would you like to check in?

Yeah.

Don't think the device works.

Try again.

You have to put in the very center.

You know, I knew it was a very center.

I've worked for another.