Name: Mike Pence Prepares for His Debate Against Sen. Kamala Harris
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T18:37:49.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s
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Tomorrow night is the vice-presidential debate

And get this -- we managed to get our hands

The vice-presidential debate is tomorrow night,

and the entire world will be half-watching.

versus the heroic reverend from "Footloose."

since Mother and I visited that grain silo.

Between COVID in the White House and the climate crisis

what's the biggest threat facing America today?

Rock-'n'-roll music is a Satan-level threat

conjured by the dark power of female magic.

That's why I'm doing everything in my power to bring

barnyard nursery rhymes back into the mainstream.

-Mr. Vice President, did you take on any presidential duties

while Mr. Trump was recovering in Walter Reed?

I took on several more roles in the White House,

including milk tester and haunted portrait.

-Well, of course, it is, and I'm proof of it.

Well, that's just God punishing us for "Animal Crossing."

who think Kamala Harris speaks for the disenfranchised?

The most disenfranchised people in this country

are folks like me -- old white men who believe

Besides, I too have been connecting with Generation Z,

and I've even tried this new food all the kids

-Sir, President Trump attacked Joe Biden's family.

Would you do the same to your opponent tonight?

about how Mother has to burp me when I eat salted chips,

-Sir, do you support the Senate healthcare bill

that would protect people with pre-existing conditions?

-I do. In fact, I have a lot of pre-existing conditions myself,

including a tap-water allergy, pajama rash,

-Well, I'll probably just address her chaperone, but okay.

-Mr. Vice President, a lot of people are saying

that Kamala is just a more dynamic candidate

-I say that's why I'm debuting my new catch phrase.

After I make a good point, I'm going to say,

Will you step down from the vice presidency...

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Mike Pence Prepares for His Debate Against Sen. Kamala Harris

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