AL EXPERTS AFTER LEAVING HIS HOSPITAL ROOM TO

DRIVE PAST SUPPORTERS.

>> GETTING IN AN SUV TO GO ON A JOY RIDE WHILE YOU ARE INFECTED

WITH CORONAVIRUS REALLY JUST CAN HURT AND ENDANGER AND CAUSE MORE

WORK FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND THE PRESIDENT.

>> YOU'RE BATTLING A DEADLY VIRUS THAT HAS KILLED OVER

200,000 OF YOUR COUNTRYMEN AND CONTINUES TO SPREAD LIKE

WILDFIRE, BUT YOU NEED A RIDE!

INTRODUCING ACHOOBER, THE FIRST RIDE SHARING SERVICE FOR

CONTAGIOUS COVID PATIENTS.

SIMPLY PLACE A RIDE REQUEST FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED, AND ACHOOBER

WILL BE THERE IN MINUTES.

OUR DRIVERS HAVE MADE THEIR PEACE WITH GOD AND ARE WILLING

TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES SO THAT YOU CAN WAVE AT SOME PEOPLE.

AND WITH ACHOOBER POOL, YOU CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH OTHER DISEASE

FACTORS LIKE AN EBOLA MONKEY AND A RABID BADGER.

AND PASSENGERS WHO FEEL REALLY SICK CAN GET EVEN MORE SPACE

WITH THE ALL NEW ACHOOBER XL OPTION.

MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOUR DRIVER ONE STAR, FIVE STARS, OR A

SEVERE RESPIRATORY ILLNESS.

IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEY'RE ON A RIDE OF THEIR OWN.

AAAHHH, AAAHHH, AAAHHH -- ACHOOBER!

WE'RE ALL ABOUT DRIVING, NOT SURVIVING.

>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!