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  • >> OKAY, THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT

  • READS ASTRONAUTS MAKE PRANK CALLS FROM SPACEX'S DRAGON

  • CAPSULE.

  • THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ 200 PIZZAS SENT TO

  • INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

  • I COULD READ THAT BETTER.

  • I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, I'M QUITE DRUNK.

  • >> BRAVO.

  • >> James: I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN DRUNKING SINCE MONDAY.

  • WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN, LOOK AT THIS, THERE WE GO.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • HERE'S ONE FROM "U.S.A. TODAY."

  • THIS SAID SPORTS CHANGE BRONCO-- FORD CHANGED BLONGO

  • RELEASE DATE SO IT WOULDN'T FALL ON O.J. SIMPSON'S BIRTHDAY.

  • THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID IF THE DATE DOESN'T FIT,

  • YOU MUST OMIT.

  • >> HERE'S ONE FROM CNN, AND IT READS RARE BLUE LOBSTER FOUND IN

  • TANK AT RED LOBSTER.

  • THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID DEAD LOBSTER.

  • HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FROM THE HUFF HUFFING TOB POST AND IT READS,

  • MAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA STEALING THREE FOOT FOUR POUND SEX TOY

  • CALLED MOBY.

  • THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

  • THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ OH TRAVELING SO HIGH.

  • >> I MISS MOBY A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> Reggie: I WILL TEXT HIM RIGHT NOW.

  • >> James: NO, YOU DON'T KNOW MOBY.

  • REG, ARE YOU FOR REAL?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: FACE TIME HIM, FACE TIME MOBY NOW AND SAY-- I DON'T

  • KNOW WHAT YOU WILL SAY, I WILL STEP OUT.

  • TO BE HONEST, I WILL LEAVE THIS.

  • >> Reggie: OH, I WILL KEEP TRYING HIM.

  • >> James: WE SHOULD SND MOBY A TEXT.

  • SAY MOBY, I MISS YOU, MAN.

  • LET'S ME AND YOU GET TOGETHER SOON AND HANG LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

  • >> James: AND THEN PUT AN EMOJI AND THEN PUT WAIT, I GUESS

  • I SHOULDN'T SEND AN EMOJI T SHOULD BE AN E-MOBY AND THEN A

  • CRYING FACE LAUGHING.

  • WHAT WAS THAT LINE?

  • >> TEXT HIM-- .

  • >> James: WHAT?

  • SHUT UP.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN TALK ABOUT ON

  • THE SHOW S IT?

  • >> I DATED-- .

  • >> James: NO, DID YOU NOT.

  • CAN I NOT BELIEVE A JOKE FROM HONEST HEADLINES HAS LED US DOWN

  • THIS PATH.

  • WHEN DID YOU DATE MOBY.

  • >> EIGHT OR NINE YEARS AGO BEFORE I MET MY HUSBAND.

  • >> James: HOW LONG DID YOU DATE HIM FOR?

  • >> LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

  • I DON'T KNOW.

  • HE IS A FRIEND.

  • HE'S LOVELY, HE'S REALLY NICE.

  • >> James: YOU CAN TELL WHILE I'M DOING THIS I HAVEN'T TALKED

  • TO ANYONE THIS 24 HOURS?

  • >> Reggie: IT'S ALL GREAT.

  • >> James: IT'S LESS OF A SHOW AND MORE OF A CONNECTION PROGRAM

  • FOR ME.

  • >> Reggie: HE'S BUBBLING, MOBY IS BUBBLING SCWZ IS HE NOT

  • BUBBLING.

  • >> Reggie: HE'S BUBBLING SCWZ DON'T TELL US HE IS BUBBLY.

  • > Reggie: HE'S BUBBLY.

  • >> James: I'M GOING TO CARRY ON.

  • >> IT IS STILL BUBBLING.

  • I WILL LET YOU KNOW.

  • >> James: HERE IS ONE FROM ABC NEWS MAN FEUNED FOR FASTING FOR

  • FULL INTENT AT POLICE THAT IS THE HEADLINE THE HONEST HEADLINE

  • SHOULD HAVE READ MAN LOSES RIGHTS TO REMAIN SILENT BUT

  • DEADLY.

  • ANY NEWS ON MOBY REG?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, I GOT THE MOBBY, THE MOBY DUDE.

  • HE SAYS HA HA HA HA, HEY, HI.

  • I AM FINISHING UP A RECORD AND I'M IN THE STUDIO WITH MY

  • TERRIBLE RECEPTION.

  • >> James: NOTHING ABOUT THE EMOJI?

  • >> TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T TEXT THAT.

  • BUT I'M GOING TO RIGHT NOW.

  • >> James: AND TELL HIM I MISS HIM.

  • >> HE SAYS-- .

  • >> James: PERFECT, BLESS YOU MOBY, GIVING US SO MUCH JOY ON

  • THE SHOW TONIGHT.

  • LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MOBY.

  • (APPLAUSE) THAT WAS HONEST HEADLINES WITH

  • MOBY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON,

  • EVERYBODY.

>> OKAY, THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT

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