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  • >> James: WELL, IT IS TOO BAD THAT I'M NOT THERE, THERE IS

  • NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.

  • AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING

  • CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE

  • THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

  • THIS FEELS WEIRD, DOESN'T T REG.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

  • >> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH IT?

  • >> Reggie: IT FELT LIKE WE WERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.

  • I WAS LIKE SO DOWN.

  • AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.

  • AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.

  • >> James: STAY TUNED, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT A REALLY GREAT SHOW FOR

  • YOU.

  • BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I CAN TELL YOU I'M ABSOLUTELY FIND.

  • I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR COVID-19, BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF

  • CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN

  • TIME AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, I AM FINDING IT HARD BEING HERE ALL

  • ALONE.

  • IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE

  • ON MY PAYROLL.

  • (LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?

  • JUST HEARING THAT GAVE ME A REAL LIFT.

  • IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

  • NO ONE AT HOME LAUGHS THAT MUCH.

  • BUT YOU DID, AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

  • TOM IS HERE, TOM IS ONE OF OUR WRITERS, HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM.

  • >> I'M DOING GREAT, JAMES.

  • I'M READY TO LAUGH.

  • I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A

  • BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP,

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: I SHOULD TELL YOU, WE ARE IN THE FINAL STREMP OF

  • THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEAN IT IS TIME TO PANDER FOR

  • VOTES, PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF BY PANDERING TO THE

  • PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY

  • TWEETING OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND A PHILLIE CHEESESTEAK

  • SANDWICH.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • I GOT TO SAY, I WAS UNDECIDED.

  • BUT NOW I'VE SEEN THAT PHOTO, HE'S GOT MY VOTE.

  • I KNOW HE'S DENIES CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I'M GOING TO WAIT AND

  • SEE WHERE HE STANDS ON CHEESESTEAK.

  • BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THAT, WHO STAGED THIS PHOTO.

  • LOOK AT TRUMP'S POSTURE.

  • IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO

  • THE SCOOT TO THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR CHAIR AT A WEIRD ANGLE.

  • NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR

  • SHOULDERS, THAT IS GREAT.

  • NOW PULL YOUR LEFT ARM BACK, MAKE A LOOPED FIST WITH YOUR

  • RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.

  • AND KNOW JUST SMILE LIKE YOU ARE SECRETLY IN A LOT OF PAIN.

  • YOU'VE GOT IT.

  • >> Reggie: PERFECT.

  • >> James: IS IT ME OR DOES TRUMP ONLY LOOK GENUINELY HAPPY

  • WHEN HE'S POSING WITH FOOD?

  • HERE HE IS AGAIN WITH A CHEESESTEAK.

  • AND LOOK AT THAT, HERE HE IS WITH A-- AND THIS IS HIM WITH A

  • BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

  • IT IS THE EXACT SAME FACE EVERY TIME.

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

  • >> James: HE'S HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD,

  • AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS SON ERIC.

  • (LAUGHTER) TRUMP WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE

  • PANDERING.

  • LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN WAS IN FLORIDA TO HONOR HISPANIC

  • HERITAGE MONTH WHERE HE WAS INTRODUCED BY LEWIS FONSI,

  • SINGER OF DESPACITO AND AFTER BIDEN HIT THE STAGE, WELL, HE

  • DID THIS.

  • >> I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.

  • HANG ON.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • >> James: I KNOW, I KNOW.

  • IT'S A LITTLE DESPERATE-CITO.

  • ALTHOUGH CAN I SAY THIS FOR A SECOND, AND I MEAN THIS, I NEVER

  • GOT TIRED OF DESPACITO T WAS EVERYWHERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR T

  • STARTED GETTING A BAD WRAP, I HEAR IT AGAIN JUST NOW AND I'M

  • LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.

  • REGGIE, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

  • >> Reggie: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

  • >> James: WRONG.

  • TOM, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

  • >> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

  • THAT CAN HANG BUT-- .

  • >> James: WRONG.

  • LAURA, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

  • >> ANYTHING BY-- .

  • >> GOOD PLAY.

  • >> James: THAT IS A LOW BLOW.

  • BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

  • I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE DEBATE.

  • OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD

  • WHILE IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.

  • HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.

  • >> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S

  • RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT AMERICA, WHY WOULD YOU DOWNPLAY

  • A PANDEMIC THRA IS KNOWN TO DISPROPORTIONATELY HARM LOW

  • INCOME FAMILIES AND MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

  • >> YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I

  • UP-PLAYED IT IN TERMS OF ACTION.

  • >> James: NOBODY SAYS UP-PLAY.

  • IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU

  • HANDLED A PANDEMIC REQUIRES YOU TO USE WORD NAS DON'T EXIST.

  • BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO

  • INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.

  • SHE DID THIS, HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE

  • BROUGHT INTO-- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.

  • >> NO.

  • >> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.

  • >> James: THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE MODERATED EVERY DEBATE.

  • WHERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHEN BIDEN INSISTED ON PLAYING DESPACITO?

  • I DON'T BLAME HER, I REALLY CAN'T.

  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

  • TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.

  • DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS RUDE, TOM?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

  • HE DIDN'T EVEN LET-- .

  • >> James: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.

  • NOW I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY-- SOMENT SOME PEOPLE DON'T

  • HAVE MANNERS, THAT IS THE THING.

  • WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HOT

  • NEW HALLOWEEN TREND COMING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR AND THAT IS KAREN

  • MASKS.

  • NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR

  • PEOPLE AT HOME.

  • >> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU

  • TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT

  • BLOBD HAIRCUT SCREAMING ABOUT THE MANAGER ABOUT HER

  • SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN.

  • >> THAT SAY KAREN.

  • AND THIS IS A NEW TREND FOR HLLOWEEN, AND HERE IS WHAT THE

  • NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.

  • WELL LET'S BE HONEST.

  • NO SELF-RESPECTING KAREN WOULD EVER WEAR A MASK, NOT EVEN FOR

  • HALLOWEEN.

  • BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL

  • HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

  • WHEN URINING THE BELL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF

  • SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?

  • WELL, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU.

  • PROVE IT.

  • WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.

  • OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.

  • ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND FILM ME, BITCH.

>> James: WELL, IT IS TOO BAD THAT I'M NOT THERE, THERE IS

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