NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING

CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE

THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

THIS FEELS WEIRD, DOESN'T T REG.

>> Reggie: YES.

>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH IT?

>> Reggie: IT FELT LIKE WE WERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.

I WAS LIKE SO DOWN.

AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.

AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.

>> James: STAY TUNED, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT A REALLY GREAT SHOW FOR

YOU.

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I CAN TELL YOU I'M ABSOLUTELY FIND.

I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR COVID-19, BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF

CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN

TIME AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, I AM FINDING IT HARD BEING HERE ALL

ALONE.

IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE

ON MY PAYROLL.

(LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?

JUST HEARING THAT GAVE ME A REAL LIFT.

IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

NO ONE AT HOME LAUGHS THAT MUCH.

BUT YOU DID, AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

TOM IS HERE, TOM IS ONE OF OUR WRITERS, HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM.

>> I'M DOING GREAT, JAMES.

I'M READY TO LAUGH.

I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A

BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP,

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: I SHOULD TELL YOU, WE ARE IN THE FINAL STREMP OF

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEAN IT IS TIME TO PANDER FOR

VOTES, PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF BY PANDERING TO THE

PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY

TWEETING OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND A PHILLIE CHEESESTEAK

SANDWICH.

LOOK AT THAT.

I GOT TO SAY, I WAS UNDECIDED.

BUT NOW I'VE SEEN THAT PHOTO, HE'S GOT MY VOTE.

I KNOW HE'S DENIES CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I'M GOING TO WAIT AND

SEE WHERE HE STANDS ON CHEESESTEAK.

BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THAT, WHO STAGED THIS PHOTO.

LOOK AT TRUMP'S POSTURE.

IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO

THE SCOOT TO THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR CHAIR AT A WEIRD ANGLE.

NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR

SHOULDERS, THAT IS GREAT.

NOW PULL YOUR LEFT ARM BACK, MAKE A LOOPED FIST WITH YOUR

RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.

AND KNOW JUST SMILE LIKE YOU ARE SECRETLY IN A LOT OF PAIN.

YOU'VE GOT IT.

>> Reggie: PERFECT.

>> James: IS IT ME OR DOES TRUMP ONLY LOOK GENUINELY HAPPY

WHEN HE'S POSING WITH FOOD?

HERE HE IS AGAIN WITH A CHEESESTEAK.

AND LOOK AT THAT, HERE HE IS WITH A-- AND THIS IS HIM WITH A

BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

IT IS THE EXACT SAME FACE EVERY TIME.

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> James: HE'S HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD,

AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS SON ERIC.

(LAUGHTER) TRUMP WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE

PANDERING.

LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN WAS IN FLORIDA TO HONOR HISPANIC

HERITAGE MONTH WHERE HE WAS INTRODUCED BY LEWIS FONSI,

SINGER OF DESPACITO AND AFTER BIDEN HIT THE STAGE, WELL, HE

DID THIS.

>> I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.

HANG ON.

ALL RIGHT.

>> James: I KNOW, I KNOW.

IT'S A LITTLE DESPERATE-CITO.

ALTHOUGH CAN I SAY THIS FOR A SECOND, AND I MEAN THIS, I NEVER

GOT TIRED OF DESPACITO T WAS EVERYWHERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR T

STARTED GETTING A BAD WRAP, I HEAR IT AGAIN JUST NOW AND I'M

LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.

REGGIE, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

>> Reggie: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

>> James: WRONG.

TOM, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

>> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

THAT CAN HANG BUT-- .

>> James: WRONG.

LAURA, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

>> ANYTHING BY-- .

>> GOOD PLAY.

>> James: THAT IS A LOW BLOW.

BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE DEBATE.

OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD

WHILE IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.

HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.

>> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S

RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT AMERICA, WHY WOULD YOU DOWNPLAY

A PANDEMIC THRA IS KNOWN TO DISPROPORTIONATELY HARM LOW

INCOME FAMILIES AND MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

>> YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I

UP-PLAYED IT IN TERMS OF ACTION.

>> James: NOBODY SAYS UP-PLAY.

IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU

HANDLED A PANDEMIC REQUIRES YOU TO USE WORD NAS DON'T EXIST.

BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO

INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.

SHE DID THIS, HAVE A LOOK.

>> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE

BROUGHT INTO-- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.

>> NO.

>> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.

>> James: THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE MODERATED EVERY DEBATE.

WHERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHEN BIDEN INSISTED ON PLAYING DESPACITO?

I DON'T BLAME HER, I REALLY CAN'T.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS RUDE, TOM?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

HE DIDN'T EVEN LET-- .

>> James: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.

NOW I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY-- SOMENT SOME PEOPLE DON'T

HAVE MANNERS, THAT IS THE THING.

WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HOT

NEW HALLOWEEN TREND COMING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR AND THAT IS KAREN

MASKS.

NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR

PEOPLE AT HOME.

>> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU

TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT

BLOBD HAIRCUT SCREAMING ABOUT THE MANAGER ABOUT HER

SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN.

>> THAT SAY KAREN.

AND THIS IS A NEW TREND FOR HLLOWEEN, AND HERE IS WHAT THE

NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.

WELL LET'S BE HONEST.

NO SELF-RESPECTING KAREN WOULD EVER WEAR A MASK, NOT EVEN FOR

HALLOWEEN.

BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

WHEN URINING THE BELL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF

SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?

WELL, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU.

PROVE IT.

WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND FILM ME, BITCH.