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  • who wouldn't jump into that suit at the first chance?

  • Not Terrence Howard.

  • Apparently.

  • E.

  • I got so fucking height.

  • It was right there, buddy.

  • Dude, I was like, Oh, April looked at me in the theater.

  • I was like, Did you just pop off?

  • And I'm like, because that's right, he's gonna be war machine.

  • And that was a reference.

  • So they're gonna They're gonna do it thing they changed the Don Cheeto because they that was interesting.

  • Also known as War machine Perfect.

  • Done preview End speaking Macarena.

  • That's how we do it.

  • I never meant to be so bad, do you?

  • Yeah.

  • One thing I said that I wouldn't ever dio That's how we indicate a different parts.

  • You need to look for a specific chapter in our recording, just like for the heat of the moment.

  • Exactly.

  • It's the same rhythm every time.

  • Heat of the moment.

  • Turn on your work, E See, Now you look at the audio track so the wavelength, it's gonna be exactly like that every time you have toe hit that every single time you cannot mess up once I can't do like boom.

  • It's like boom stick doing full set up.

  • It breaks me.

  • All right, E which consume and enhance the most distant of evildoers.

  • Dunton You're done there.

  • We Oh, I like the look of the boss, right?

  • Yeah.

  • It doesn't actually sound like done.

  • Done it all.

  • It's more like Boom, boom, done done Boom, boom Don't want Mom e got a new gun.

  • I got new gun way.

  • My daughter chosen for me way ended on that.

  • Just like just like she's five, you know?

  • How are we doing that pedal?

  • Uh, actually, that was gonna be the original joke.

  • She's five.

  • Um, but we have previously mentioned that she goes on dates.

  • E guess it could be a different daughter.

  • You got multiple offers?

  • Probably the Actually, the date thing wasn't even in an episode.

  • So, like, it's debatable whether or not it's cannon.

  • Everybody previews aren't cannon.

  • You heard it here first.

  • You got something cooking in their stupid It was white, but I washed it with my hat.

  • Uh huh.

  • What did you Why did you put it?

  • E got a brand new gun, you know?

  • Protocol.

  • Typical gun cleaning protocol.

  • Throw it in the washer.

  • How else do you clean off?

  • I'm too lazy to actually take apart clean myself.

  • Just throw it in the washing machine.

  • This is the same thing also I like the hat Tiny hat compared to the gun somehow got rid all over It s so dumb, it's just stained thio It's better e told you is dio But it means you left whiz would react like you just I'm just in the in the you put it in the what e That's literally actually your next line.

  • Oh great!

  • An animated scene Hey, eight of the moment you teach previous start Dad Perfect Alright, Preview end Oh, look at that.

  • We're in sync.

  • We're spending too much time together Gotta get out of here Mind belting down here E I mean, it's not that hard.

  • All you do is first you lift one leg like this and then you just lift the other one.

  • Okay, Maybe not do it without actually hopping around filling my keys e fell on my keys.

  • Yeah, that works.

  • Ultra helix incinerator comes directly from a power court.

  • The power Colin Powell Quah How was it in his ci est?

  • Yeah, chest She a pet?

  • Is that Yeah.

  • For some reason she a pet came to mind Chia I'm tired.

  • E a moment of like why was that familiar?

  • E like That's a Shia pets on it zone a long week and we even had Monday off.

  • So, do you dio like this like, hey, kids, grilled grass Eventually, I never actually had a chia pet, so I don't know how it works.

  • In my opinion, from from my perspective, it was completely magical.

  • You think if somebody like got that Shia pays stuff and they were bald and then they put it across the top of their head and they really maintained it, they'd grow grass here.

  • It's possible A be a great twitch streamer because there's already green.

  • E just said somebody's probably tried.

  • I'm a Google that later.

  • Chris, you're just giggling it now.

  • They don't make Chia pets anymore.

  • I assumed I think they dio so you can get it fresh because like, I was like, Holy shit, Yeah, but the Bob Ross one is just gonna look like Bob Ross evergreen.

  • So it's the perfect one to try with.

  • But unless you wanna go with something weird, like armadillo or something, E don't know anything about that he was not gonna take it off and then put it on.

  • You don't need a head shape ahead of time.

  • You just grab the pace and you rub it on your own.

  • It doesn't like e Don't know why in my head I picture you put you put the stuff on, and then it grows into a shape.

  • For some reason, I keep thinking it's its own shape, but it's not.

  • It's just grass way engineered grass just grow into something like E O.

  • Yeah, that's how that's how that's how they make those, like shaped breasts hedges, right?

  • Yes, they just growing like that.

  • Water them.

  • Look it, zap.

  • It's a it's a chia giraffe grow.

  • Uh, if you have the Bob Ross like model thing that comes with it And you grew the grass and then you took the grafts off and put it on your head, you could just like scalp scalp Chia Bob Ross.

  • No, You scalped the chip at Bob Ross.

  • Okay, Bob.

  • Happy accident.

  • Taking place?

  • Yeah.

  • Love of God or to your life.

  • Where are we?

  • You know, I could really use that the next time you try to stamp me with the trident.

  • It was e don't dio.

  • What were you going to say?

  • Just thinking, bitch e stamp me with a trident.

  • It was one time, Ben.

  • Beats me.

  • It was one time chat.

  • Boom.

  • Sick.

  • Who's a chance?

  • Give me one.

  • It was one time.

  • Give me one.

  • Or you just like it was one time.

  • Like you.

  • The little baby was one time.

  • Oh, yeah, Stepped on my headphone court.

  • Oh, geez.

  • Alright.

  • Yeah, I got you up.

  • Yeah, And the suit is fast enough to fly into orbit and out into space.

  • So maybe if you capture the president of the United States, you don't put him in this thing where he could easily escaped.

  • Thanks.

  • Okay.

  • God, I hate that, um, they be activated.

  • He couldn't know they did it.

  • They did it because war machine gets up there and gets near him.

  • He goes, Hey, tilt your wrist back and he's like, what?

  • Until your wrist back and he does and blast the flying, and then it frees him.

  • They literally put They don't remember that they put their hostage in a armored escape vehicle.

  • Chad has feel, baby, it sucks.

  • God, it's not that bad.

  • It's terrible way to go down there.

  • Oil Or do we?

  • I have been watching years.

  • E wouldn't be able to hold of an argument.

who wouldn't jump into that suit at the first chance?

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