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  • [keyboard strokes]

  • Anything yet?

  • So far, nada. You?

  • Grace Ho's social media presence is so puritan.

  • Every photo is of her holding a miniature rug.

  • [laughs] Ugh, she's so squeaky clean.

  • Is that good? Bad?

  • It's ideal.

  • It's like opening a fresh can of Play-Doh.

  • [snickers]

  • Oh, got something.

  • [Chadwick on video] Come on in, Jayne. Sit down.

  • That's Y.

  • [Chadwick on video] I'm sorry, the other chair.

  • [Jayne on video] Okay.

  • [Chadwick on video] Yeah. That's better.

  • Chadwick, you sick pup!

  • [Chadwick] Your grades dipped last quarter.

  • - Something going on at home? -[Jayne] Yes, sir. I...

  • I can't watch this, okay?

  • But there are hundreds of files here.

  • Chadwick must have up-skirted half the school.

  • You know, we have to get these files off of his laptop

  • before your mom finds them.

  • What difference does it make if she sees them?

  • This guy is despicable.

  • Yeah, well, karma already got this scumbag.

  • His wife and his kids don't need the embarrassment.

  • [groans]

  • We, however, need these files.

  • You mean, we need to delete them, right?

  • These are all kinds of wrong.

  • I know they are, but do you realize what we have here?

  • [Jayne] He left for Afghanistan like a year ago...

  • - Uh-huh. - And we haven't heard...

  • We have confidential information

  • on half of the school.

  • Transfer the files to The Crotch drive.

  • Okay.

  • [♪]

  • In a manner of speaking

  • ♪ I don't think we'll be speaking

  • At all

  • Something in here is different.

  • Moved your father's boxes out

  • into the garage this morning.

  • He can pick them up whenever I'm not around.

  • How was Chadwick's vigil?

  • Faux.

  • Hmm. Happens sometimes. You okay?

  • Yeah, there's just, um, a lot going on.

  • How about some gin?

  • Might help.

  • Nah, you got a winnable game going.

  • Sit down. I'll deal.

  • [chuckles]

  • So, have you seen Stacey's new nose?

  • Looks fantastic!

  • Where do you run into her?

  • Facebook.

  • We play Scrabulous sometimes.

  • Hmm.

  • She's very good.

  • You know what? Um...

  • I'm tired. I think I'm just gonna head up.

  • Night, Mom.

  • [phone pings]

  • [phone pings]

  • [♪]

  • What's with the overnight bag? And where's Hurley?

  • She's having a moment. And I'm not into Ilo anymore.

  • We need to change direction.

  • Is this because of your thing with Stacey?

  • - 'Cause that's not-- - No.

  • It's because I don't trust Ilo.

  • I can't take him at his word.

  • Look, I'll back whoever you want,

  • but voting for Hope now would be kind of a wasted vote.

  • We're not backing her, either.

  • Who are we backing?

  • What do you guys know about Grace Ho?

  • - Who? - Grace Ho.

  • That her name is an oxymoron?

  • That she looks like a lollipop?

  • Oh my God! She has a Tumblr page about latch-hooking.

  • Who is this chick?

  • She's our third-party candidate.

  • You've got to be kidding me!

  • The student council makes some decisions

  • that we may want a say in.

  • We need to have the president in our pocket.

  • The election is tomorrow.

  • What do you need us to do?

  • First thing, find the Ho.

  • [school bell rings]

  • [♪]

  • Have you seen this girl? Her name is Grace Ho.

  • -I haven't. Sorry. -Thank you.

  • Do you guys know who this girl is?

  • No. Okay, umm...

  • Have either of you ladies seen this girl, Grace Ho?

  • Grace Ho!

  • No. Okay. [sighs]

  • Do you know-- Okay!

  • Hey, guys. Guys! Do you know who Grace Ho is?

  • - No. - Nobody?

  • Of course not. Do you know this Ho?

  • Does a--does anyone know this Ho?

  • Anyone. Please!

  • Hi. Do you know her?

  • Please say yes.

  • No.

  • [♪]

  • - Grace Ho? - [bell dings]

  • You know my name?

  • - [texting] - How would you feel

  • about being president of the school?

  • - Is that an option? - It is now.

  • You have fabulous skin.

  • Thank you?

  • Do you know who I am?

  • Hmm, it's actually not that flat.

  • We can work with this.

  • - Hmm. - Good cookies.

  • Thank you. I used extra butter.

  • - Focus here, Grace Ho. - Sorry.

  • Where do you want to go to college?

  • Any of the Ivies.

  • And how do you think

  • student body president would look on your app?

  • It...would be ideal. [laughs]

  • Excellent.

  • Well, then I have one more question for you, candidate Ho.

  • It concerns Mr. Chadwick's former office.

  • [♪]

  • - [meow] - Oh, really?

  • Uh, I don't get it. Why don't you just run?

  • You'd win.

  • [laughter]

  • She has way too much on her plate.

  • Jacket.

  • Oh. Look, it's reversible.

  • - Way worse. Thank you. - Hands up.

  • Oh.

  • - Ohh! - Uh, what is this thing?

  • - It's a sports bra. - I know. Why are you wearing it?

  • I'm on the field hockey team.

  • Yes, after school.

  • During the day, these are assets.

  • - Well, I'm not really... - Just turn around.

  • - Okay. - Look, I know

  • the whole tits thing undermines everything girl power and feminist,

  • but biologically, boys are simple animals,

  • and this bra alone

  • will secure you 100-plus simple animal votes.

  • Remember, the key is getting power first.

  • Then when you're on top, you can make change happen.

  • Everything's better on top.

  • You're doing great.

  • Oh, oh? What about my speech?

  • I'll take care of that later.

  • What I need from you now is to hang out with us.

  • Uh, I can do that.

  • Okay then. Here's the plan.

  • [meow]

  • [♪]

  • No!

  • [♪]

  • Unh-unh.

  • [All] Ah!

  • [♪]

  • You will walk with us, not behind us.

  • And concentrate on your posture, your back always slightly arched.

  • It's going to feel like you're jutting out your chest, because you are.

  • - Simple animal votes. - Exactly.

  • You are never to walk these halls alone. Can you do that?

  • I guess.

  • You don't guess anymore, Grace Ho.

  • You know. You always know.

  • After