Anything yet?

So far, nada. You?

Grace Ho's social media presence is so puritan.

Every photo is of her holding a miniature rug.

[laughs] Ugh, she's so squeaky clean.

Is that good? Bad?

It's ideal.

It's like opening a fresh can of Play-Doh.

[snickers]

Oh, got something.

[Chadwick on video] Come on in, Jayne. Sit down.

That's Y.

[Chadwick on video] I'm sorry, the other chair.

[Jayne on video] Okay.

[Chadwick on video] Yeah. That's better.

Chadwick, you sick pup!

[Chadwick] Your grades dipped last quarter.

- Something going on at home? -[Jayne] Yes, sir. I...

I can't watch this, okay?

But there are hundreds of files here.

Chadwick must have up-skirted half the school.

You know, we have to get these files off of his laptop

before your mom finds them.

What difference does it make if she sees them?

This guy is despicable.

Yeah, well, karma already got this scumbag.

His wife and his kids don't need the embarrassment.

[groans]

We, however, need these files.

You mean, we need to delete them, right?

These are all kinds of wrong.

I know they are, but do you realize what we have here?

[Jayne] He left for Afghanistan like a year ago...

- Uh-huh. - And we haven't heard...

We have confidential information

on half of the school.

Transfer the files to The Crotch drive.

Okay.

[♪]

♪ In a manner of speaking ♪

♪ I don't think we'll be speaking ♪

♪ At all ♪

Something in here is different.

Moved your father's boxes out

into the garage this morning.

He can pick them up whenever I'm not around.

How was Chadwick's vigil?

Faux.

Hmm. Happens sometimes. You okay?

Yeah, there's just, um, a lot going on.

How about some gin?

Might help.

Nah, you got a winnable game going.

Sit down. I'll deal.

[chuckles]

So, have you seen Stacey's new nose?

Looks fantastic!

Where do you run into her?

Facebook.

We play Scrabulous sometimes.

Hmm.

She's very good.

You know what? Um...

I'm tired. I think I'm just gonna head up.

Night, Mom.

[phone pings]

[phone pings]

[♪]

What's with the overnight bag? And where's Hurley?

She's having a moment. And I'm not into Ilo anymore.

We need to change direction.

Is this because of your thing with Stacey?

- 'Cause that's not-- - No.

It's because I don't trust Ilo.

I can't take him at his word.

Look, I'll back whoever you want,

but voting for Hope now would be kind of a wasted vote.

We're not backing her, either.

Who are we backing?

What do you guys know about Grace Ho?

- Who? - Grace Ho.

That her name is an oxymoron?

That she looks like a lollipop?

Oh my God! She has a Tumblr page about latch-hooking.

Who is this chick?

She's our third-party candidate.

You've got to be kidding me!

The student council makes some decisions

that we may want a say in.

We need to have the president in our pocket.

The election is tomorrow.

What do you need us to do?

First thing, find the Ho.

[school bell rings]

[♪]

Have you seen this girl? Her name is Grace Ho.

-I haven't. Sorry. -Thank you.

Do you guys know who this girl is?

No. Okay, umm...

Have either of you ladies seen this girl, Grace Ho?

Grace Ho!

No. Okay. [sighs]

Do you know-- Okay!

Hey, guys. Guys! Do you know who Grace Ho is?

- No. - Nobody?

Of course not. Do you know this Ho?

Does a--does anyone know this Ho?

Anyone. Please!

Hi. Do you know her?

Please say yes.

No.

[♪]

- Grace Ho? - [bell dings]

You know my name?

- [texting] - How would you feel

about being president of the school?

- Is that an option? - It is now.

You have fabulous skin.

Thank you?

Do you know who I am?

Hmm, it's actually not that flat.

We can work with this.

- Hmm. - Good cookies.

Thank you. I used extra butter.

- Focus here, Grace Ho. - Sorry.

Where do you want to go to college?

Any of the Ivies.

And how do you think

student body president would look on your app?

It...would be ideal. [laughs]

Excellent.

Well, then I have one more question for you, candidate Ho.

It concerns Mr. Chadwick's former office.

[♪]

- [meow] - Oh, really?

Uh, I don't get it. Why don't you just run?

You'd win.

[laughter]

She has way too much on her plate.

Jacket.

Oh. Look, it's reversible.

- Way worse. Thank you. - Hands up.

Oh.

- Ohh! - Uh, what is this thing?

- It's a sports bra. - I know. Why are you wearing it?

I'm on the field hockey team.

Yes, after school.

During the day, these are assets.

- Well, I'm not really... - Just turn around.

- Okay. - Look, I know

the whole tits thing undermines everything girl power and feminist,

but biologically, boys are simple animals,

and this bra alone

will secure you 100-plus simple animal votes.

Remember, the key is getting power first.

Then when you're on top, you can make change happen.

Everything's better on top.

You're doing great.

Oh, oh? What about my speech?

I'll take care of that later.

What I need from you now is to hang out with us.

Uh, I can do that.

Okay then. Here's the plan.

[meow]

[♪]

No!

[♪]

Unh-unh.

[All] Ah!

[♪]

You will walk with us, not behind us.

And concentrate on your posture, your back always slightly arched.

It's going to feel like you're jutting out your chest, because you are.

- Simple animal votes. - Exactly.

You are never to walk these halls alone. Can you do that?

I guess.

You don't guess anymore, Grace Ho.

You know. You always know.

After each of your classes, one of us will be waiting for you.

- What do you have next? - Uh, Latin.

And where does Latin take place, other than nowhere?