AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Oh man! Your face!

You should of.. HAHAHAHAH!

Oh! That was great!

*sigh*

Anyway! What are we watching?

The Purge Halloween Special.

Ugh! That stupid franchise?

Here we go.

Why are they even wearing masks if crime is legal during the Purge?

I don't know.

Why are they all acting like they are insane?

Isn't the point showing normal people purge?

I don't know.

How is everyone so good at this?

Do they practice all year for this one night?

Right!?

Like what if you conspire to kill someone before the purge?

Does that make it illegal?

Good point!

Oh my god.

Do they purge in other countries?

No it's an American law.

It's supposed to criticize... something.

Who would even pay for the damages?

It seems like an extremely expensive law.

True true. But they would supposedly spend less on police and jailing throughout the rest of the year.

It still makes no sense.

The thing is.

Stop!

Just stop!

Lets just enjoy the movie!

This stupid. Senseless. Fun! Horror movie.

Please!

Fine. Fine.

Do you think they have like Purge TV specials in that world?

Oh my god! I would so watch a Friends Purge special where Phoebe loses it and kills everyone!

Oh it would definitely be Ross though.

We were on a break!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Grrrrrr!

No NO! Enough!

Oh my god!

Look.

Criticizing films is fine.

But there's a certain point where you just need to lay back relax and clear your mind.

So this Halloween lets embrace the cinematic suspension of disbelief and...

simply enjoy a bad film.

Okay?

Except for the movie, Signs, because...