Name: Everything Miz Cracker Does In a Day | Vanity Fair
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T00:10:04.000Z
Duration: 11 min 31 s
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That way I can go home and do some editing

and pat myself on the back for having done drag today.

and I put it on the most obnoxious setting

because anything soothing, I will ignore.

I only set one alarm because I am determined

and I will get up after the fourth snooze.

I'm from Seattle, so the most important Part

and they're like I hope it's the kind you like,

I'm like it's the kind I like the kind of coffee in it

because I want to get my day started right away

Smelling like I smell in the morning basically.

to moisten my skin and prepare it for shaving.

I use the cheapest shampoo I can possibly find

and I brush for three minutes that I carefully time

And every time the dentist gives me a compliment,

And I did it without an electric toothbrush.

I floss religiously, like one of those people

and does like a whole, like I'm toweling off

My glam routine if I'm becoming a woman involves taking

sitting down in front of a lighted mirror,

going through an hour and a half of makeup,

The most important part of any glamor routine

Breakfast is as long as I can possibly delay it,

And then it's like all the carbs I could possibly find.

And you can tear it up with nails on into smaller pieces.

because you can get it past your lipstick

I'm usually dressed because if I like gave my to self time

I would lose steam and never get in makeup.

I would just spend the rest of the day matching.

So if I know that the author of Frankenstein

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