Promethus. Now Covenant will make some more...

aliens to make your chest burst on up...

Ridley Scott did it first, so let's awake on the shuttle.

A cranky space crew answering a call to some trouble.

Ain't nothin but a space job baby!

Now the ship's broke and crew acting lazy.

Weyland is the company that pays them

but you're expendable so get ready for mayhem. (yeah)

Back to the movie at hand...

Kane's chest popped out a monster now it's worse than it began!

Now survival's the objective.

And this angry robot hobbit is stubborn and defective.

Meanwhile, the alien's out there drooling on man.

and killin that man

and at the same time hookin woman!

And now the rest are dead but Ripley get through it.

She got the flame thrower and a cat and left before she blew it.

Yeah. Now there's just one more scare before we yield.

Shoot the alien out to space now watch it squeal.

Now that's the end and Ripley's undies have had enough.

She goes back to sleep after all of that monster stuff.

It's like A and like L and like I and uh

It's like E and like N and like S and uh...

it's like HISS!

You want more aliens to explode?

James Cameron, it's time to make the next episode.

Well Ripley's sleepin and she's sleepin and she's sleepin!

But she's gotta go back cause this story needs repeating.

The Marines take her cause they need her help.

So sit back, relax, on this elevator straight to hell.

They ain't never been in a fight like this before.

They are totally outnumbered. One by one they start to go.

At the same time that Burke tries to creep...

face huggers on Ripley and Newt both while they sleep.

To add to all the stressin the vents start jettin'

cause it's all gonna blow so they go but no joke

The queen rode along so she lived too!

But Ripley wasn't worried cause she knew what to do.

She's like Biff she's like Bap she's like Bam and uh...

She's like Swing she's like Clamp she's like Flip and uh...

She's like WhOOSH!

Oh you want some more episodes?

David Fincher, bring this arc to a close.

Sleeping on the spaceship. This is where it falls apart.

Everybody dies but Ripley.

Oh no! NO! NOOOOO!

Fallin onto a planet full of gangstas all bald and mean.

Wanted more aliens but we got no marines

This is the part where the series gets dark and deep.

A sad no pay off movie with bad CG.

Ripley says "I am out! Tired of this tripe!"

Dude's ear is dangling. This is over right?

Yeah... but it don't quit!

There's one more movie and it's just... horse poop.

So, Joss. (What up Dawg?)

Gotta write'm what they want? (What's that, person?)

Gotta clone up Ripley! (Sounds Pointless!)

yeah it is actually lets just... Skip to Prometheus!

Is where it takes place in the search for the answers

Why the engineers made us but didn't cure cancer.

Ridley Scott is back and it's all the same questions.

What's on that ship? Don't worry about infections.

David's pushin every single button like THWACK!

Infects Holloway so his body get's jacked.

Just in time for him and Shaw to get some booty.

Now Shaw's all prego with this slimy tentacle cutie.

Shaw continues to run now, tummy cut down.

And David's like, "Hey Engineer, why don't you put the smack down?" Yeah.

But it don't stop.

Gotta save earth before the engineers make it pop.

So they pull it off. A new dawn. David's head and Shaw are gone.

P R O M E Theus and a movie they call ALIEN

Puttin it all together.

Like my homie Ridley Scott, no one has done it better.

It's like one and like two and not three and uh...

It's not four and not versus predator either!

It's like Alien!

And now it's covenant's turn to show

I'm sure... It's totally original.

It's all the same movie!

Different crew different surviving brunette girl.

It's all the same movie!

Yeah Yeah Yeaaaaaaah

Aaaaaaawwwww Yeah.

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