Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Hey guys! This episode is brought to you by Nord VPN Right now you can get %70 off with our promo code That's only $3.49 a month Plus you can get an additional month free check out the link in the description for more details Now. On to the dubs! Hello, fish! Hello, Seaweed! Hello, Text! We're randos having a beach party! Hey! You look expendable! Rude! you wanna go swim in the dark ocean? Okay! [drunk laughing] Waaaaaaagh! hahahahahaha! (phrttt dive) Ugh! I get sleepy when I drink! I'm just swimmin all alone in the dark I hope nothing bad happens to me! ooooo what's this? Om nom nom nom! Oh no! Something bad is happening! I'm expendable! Hey everyone! The names Brody and I'm the chief of police. I have an awesome wife and kids And this island life is going great! Nothing ever goes wrong here! Hello Someone was bitten in half! Eeeeeeew what could possibly have done this? Who knows! It's a shark! Close the beaches! Shark's on the loose! People's lives are at stake! What about the economy? OH you're right! Welcome to the beach that should be closed! Let's Play... Guess who's gonna get eaten! Is it gonna be this lady? Or this small child? Or maybe even the dog! It's the dog. Dude, where's my dog! Oooo I love hot dogs! Uh oh! But now I want a kids meal! Om nom nom nom I knew there was a shark! Can we please close the beaches now! What about the economy!?! I give up. Closing the beach violates my rights! I'm healthy and I'm fine! Rabble rabble Rabble you're all a bunch of idiots! You've got a problem! A shark problem! And I can fix it for ten thousand dollars! We might come back to you later But right now lets watch a bunch of morons try to get it first! This is safe. [boom] We got the shark! HOoray! That's the wrong shark! That's dumb! You're dumb! You killed my son! Well technically the shark did but... Ow you didn't close the beaches ow But the mayor said ow You're not a leader! Well that hurts! Why are you doing this? Character development I'm sad I'm sad Are you copying me? are you copying me? Quick! Pretend you're mommy! There she is! Hey! This is the wrong shark! No it's not! See! There should be a person in here! I'm still out here! Wow this is a fancy boat! I know! he he. Lets never use it again. The shark is still out there! It's gonna eat everyone! We could have a shark bite party! Then people will become immune to shark bites! What????? Ugh Beaches Open! We are so screwed! The next attack is imminent Brody! As long as it doesn't attack my family I'm good. One Brody boy dinner coming right up! Just kidding Ima eat this guy instead! that was close! You almost ate my son! That's it! Crotchety Shark Hunter! Check Steel shark cage? Check! Incompatible personalities? Check! Let's go get that fish! What's wrong, chief? I'm bored! I thought shark hunting would be more exciting! aaaagh! Careful with the exploding air tanks! Foreshadowing! Who said that? It was me! [gasp] If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... It would be right now. What's that, Chief? How yall doin? Yall ready to get eaten today? How bout you eat this? Ow! My fin! Kill it! Don't worry! He can't get away now. Peace! I'm out y'all! Barrels! Next time let me use my poison! No! My boat! MY RULES! Barrels only! But they don't work! Barrels Only! Look at this I have a leg No Look at my leg How about you, chief? Do you have a leg? yeah show us your leg You guys are really weird. Do it! I have a tummy. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! LEGS hey. you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory? Stop bonding! I'm trying to sleep! The barrels back! Where's the shark? He's nowhere! He... he probably left. Okay. Psych! HA HA HA HA HA! We better call for help! Oh no you don't! Help! Somebody Help! Great! Well we dead! Ooooo personal drama! My favorite! Shut up! Ow! Why do I keep swimming by this boat? And another! Stop it! And and another! That's it! You are so dead now! I bet you can't pull three barrels under! Oh yeah! Watch this! Ha ha! All your barrels are belong to me! Where did he go? I'm back! He's just trollin us aint he? I told you! Barrels don't work! You got any better ideas? As a matter of fact I do! Shark cage! check! Shark Poison!