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  • Now. On to the dubs!

  • Hello, fish!

  • Hello, Seaweed!

  • Hello, Text!

  • We're randos having a beach party!

  • Hey! You look expendable!

  • Rude!

  • you wanna go swim in the dark ocean?

  • Okay!

  • [drunk laughing]

  • Waaaaaaagh!

  • hahahahahaha!

  • (phrttt dive)

  • Ugh! I get sleepy when I drink!

  • I'm just swimmin all alone in the dark

  • I hope nothing bad happens to me!

  • ooooo what's this?

  • Om nom nom nom!

  • Oh no! Something bad is happening!

  • I'm expendable!

  • Hey everyone! The names Brody and I'm the chief of police.

  • I have an awesome wife and kids

  • And this island life is going great!

  • Nothing ever goes wrong here!

  • Hello

  • Someone was bitten in half!

  • Eeeeeeew what could possibly have done this?

  • Who knows!

  • It's a shark!

  • Close the beaches!

  • Shark's on the loose!

  • People's lives are at stake!

  • What about the economy?

  • OH you're right!

  • Welcome to the beach that should be closed!

  • Let's Play...

  • Guess who's gonna get eaten!

  • Is it gonna be this lady?

  • Or this small child?

  • Or maybe even the dog!

  • It's the dog.

  • Dude, where's my dog!

  • Oooo I love hot dogs!

  • Uh oh!

  • But now I want a kids meal!

  • Om nom nom nom

  • I knew there was a shark!

  • Can we please close the beaches now!

  • What about the economy!?!

  • I give up.

  • Closing the beach violates my rights!

  • I'm healthy and I'm fine! Rabble rabble Rabble

  • you're all a bunch of idiots!

  • You've got a problem!

  • A shark problem!

  • And I can fix it for ten thousand dollars!

  • We might come back to you later

  • But right now lets watch a bunch of morons try to get it first!

  • This is safe.

  • [boom]

  • We got the shark! HOoray!

  • That's the wrong shark!

  • That's dumb! You're dumb!

  • You killed my son!

  • Well technically the shark did but...

  • Ow

  • you didn't close the beaches

  • ow

  • But the mayor said

  • ow

  • You're not a leader!

  • Well that hurts!

  • Why are you doing this?

  • Character development

  • I'm sad

  • I'm sad

  • Are you copying me?

  • are you copying me?

  • Quick! Pretend you're mommy!

  • There she is!

  • Hey!

  • This is the wrong shark!

  • No it's not!

  • See! There should be a person in here!

  • I'm still out here!

  • Wow this is a fancy boat!

  • I know! he he. Lets never use it again.

  • The shark is still out there!

  • It's gonna eat everyone!

  • We could have a shark bite party!

  • Then people will become immune to shark bites!

  • What?????

  • Ugh Beaches Open!

  • We are so screwed!

  • The next attack is imminent Brody!

  • As long as it doesn't attack my family I'm good.

  • One Brody boy dinner coming right up!

  • Just kidding Ima eat this guy instead!

  • that was close!

  • You almost ate my son!

  • That's it!

  • Crotchety Shark Hunter!

  • Check

  • Steel shark cage?

  • Check!

  • Incompatible personalities?

  • Check!

  • Let's go get that fish!

  • What's wrong, chief?

  • I'm bored!

  • I thought shark hunting would be more exciting!

  • aaaagh!

  • Careful with the exploding air tanks!

  • Foreshadowing!

  • Who said that?

  • It was me!

  • [gasp]

  • If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase...

  • It would be right now.

  • What's that, Chief?

  • How yall doin?

  • Yall ready to get eaten today?

  • How bout you eat this?

  • Ow! My fin!

  • Kill it!

  • Don't worry! He can't get away now.

  • Peace! I'm out y'all!

  • Barrels!

  • Next time let me use my poison!

  • No! My boat! MY RULES!

  • Barrels only!

  • But they don't work!

  • Barrels Only!

  • Look at this

  • I have a leg

  • No Look at my leg

  • How about you, chief?

  • Do you have a leg?

  • yeah show us your leg

  • You guys are really weird.

  • Do it!

  • I have a tummy.

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  • LEGS

  • hey.

  • you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

  • Stop bonding!

  • I'm trying to sleep!

  • The barrels back!

  • Where's the shark?

  • He's nowhere!

  • He... he probably left.

  • Okay.

  • Psych!

  • HA HA HA HA HA!

  • We better call for help!

  • Oh no you don't!

  • Help! Somebody Help!

  • Great! Well we dead!

  • Ooooo personal drama! My favorite!

  • Shut up!

  • Ow! Why do I keep swimming by this boat?

  • And another!

  • Stop it!

  • And and another!

  • That's it! You are so dead now!

  • I bet you can't pull three barrels under!

  • Oh yeah! Watch this!

  • Ha ha!

  • All your barrels are belong to me!

  • Where did he go?

  • I'm back!

  • He's just trollin us aint he?

  • I told you! Barrels don't work!

  • You got any better ideas?

  • As a matter of fact I do!

  • Shark cage!

  • check!