while since we've had a hishe review and

since I'm kind of in between episodes

again that means it's a good time to

make one. So you want to talk some

guardians of the galaxy? Let's get to it

Guarding... Guarding the galaxy

getting into some spacetastrophe...

Spacetastrophe? That's not a word.

Ok moving on. Guardians of the

galaxy vol 2 is the sequel of what is my

personal favourite section of the

massive cankle universe. Oh you thought I

forgot about them cankles. Well I didn't boy!

it's another fun shoot them up

space adventure! If you enjoyed the first

Guardians then this movie has more of

the same stuff you love everyone is back

star-lord is back Gamora is back Drax is

back Rocket is back a little baby Groot

is back. It's full of comedy it's got

more music more space battles it's got

some new faces! It's got new colorful

locations. And it's all centered around

the mystery of Peter Quill's true

parentage. Everything you want out of a

guardians tale! Except for any answers

leading to the upcoming infinity war

it's got everything except that! But that

didn't bother me. I was not disappointed

in the least. I totally enjoyed the film

and it left me wanting more. I highly

recommend seeing this one in 3d if you

can. I don't always like saying that. 3d

doesn't always make a movie better but

this time I felt the art design and the

visual effects made the 3d experience

especially fun. So I say it's worth it.

So my short review for this movie which I'm

finding I say in all of my reviews is go

check it out! I wonder what movie I'll

actually be like no don't check it out

don't see it dude. Turn back! Save

yourself! Stop supporting this garbage!

anyways. Go check out guardians!

It's super fun so if that's not enough of a

sales pitch. Or if you've already seen

the movie and want to hear the rest of

my thoughts on this subject then let's

talk spoilers

Spoiler Warning

We're gonna talk about the movie

So turn away!

Heeeeey

*cough*

gosh... probably lost a lot of people on that one.

But spoilers from here on out!

what did I like about

the film um is it okay to say everything

is that it is that enough of a review?

NO! that's too high praise stop kissing

the Guardians butt geez! Okay

I'll break it down. I love the design of

this film the character design the ship

interiors the clothes they wear there's

so much artistic design everywhere and I

just love it. I also love the comedy

there is a lot of comedy this movie

Drex is especially hilarious almost to

the point where I see people calling the

movie a little too self-aware but I

didn't mind this at all

I mean I don't like my movies to be like

over-the-top silly but I feel like

Guardians gives you just the right

amount. Plus I think guardians also knows

when to pull back and let a character

have a really sad moment so I think the

jokes are really solid. If I had to pick

a joke that was a stretch it was the

Taser face bit. But I still laughed

during the whole sequence so I mean it

wasn't a deal-breaker for me at all

let's talk characters. Did you like the

little baby Groot with his little

hands and little face and his little eyeballs no

I hated it

no I'm kidding of course baby Groot is

perfect it's almost sad to know that

after this movie baby Groot will have

outgrown his cute adorable stage because

we want more! Babu Groot was precious and

hilarious! The scene where he is being

sent to fetch Yandu's head fin and keeps

bringing back the wrong thing had me

rolling. I actually preferred the baby

Groot to the old Groot. But we'll have to

see if teen Groot is more entertaining

"I am Groot!" What did you think about mantis?

Mantis is the new innocent character who

exposes everyone's emotion which we

already saw in the trailers

I touch someone I can feel their

feelings you feel Love! Mantis is really

sweet she sets up some really great

scenes and the running gag of Drax

thinking she's ugly is hilarious with a

team that's so tough and sarcastic she

brings a great balance of emotion.

I really liked mantis.

did you like nebula

I liked nebula mostly because I like

Karen Gillan

hey Amy Pond! Where you going all

super tall? However, I did think her and

Gamora's fight was way over the top

this time I hate you Raaaa and they shoot

bullet to each other and she's like "Be my

sister!" and Gamora's like "I am your sister

you crazy!"

and it's only cool and their beef is

resolved moving that relationship

forward. There's a lot of relationship

building happening in this movie and it

usually happens in pairs

I mean rocket even says with Yondu what

a pair are we? Anyway.

My favorite part is easily

Yondu floating down shouting "I'm Mary

Poppins Yall!" that whole moment was just

beautiful. Yondu is kind of the hidden

gem in this movie for obvious reasons

but I really liked how he bonds with

Rocket and how Yondu is made into an

honourable father figure to Quill and

even given an epic send-off I thought

that was really cool.

I got this new thing called iPod there's like a

bazillion songs on it!

okay so they give

star-lord

an mp3 player not an iPod but a Zune

just to be different or more likely

because Apple is very expensive

anyway when quill started playing the

Zune I was sitting there thinking if

they play song about butts right now I

am going to freak out and scream

We made that happen!

I don't want to claim that we influenced

gems gun on that little joke but I'm

just gonna enjoy pretending that maybe

we did what did you think about Kurt

Russell I thought everyone was cool in

this movie I liked Kurt Russell

the young Kurt Russell face effect was

pretty awesome

Disney is really showing off that

Fountain of Youth Benjamin Button

software

they've got weird as for Kurt Russell /

egos motivation in the movie I didn't

love that so much

he's like I'm your dad Peter and by the

way I killed your mom because I love

being a planet so much more you

understand the star was like oh that

makes me so mad I'm gonna take the form

of pac-man right now! Which is where the

final battle got a little wheels off for

me so I guess I should just start the

what I didn't like portion of the review

don't worry it's it's not very much

I didn't find this sovereign part of the story that

interesting in the overall scheme of

things. I like the arcade style design of

their drone ships but I didn't really

buy their rage on the whole Guardians

gang. I know they say they take offense

really easily but it just didn't seem

consistent. In the first scene star-lord

is hitting on Aisha like,

"Hey we should do it... for science."

she's like "hmm yes please!"

A nd then rocket steals her

batteries she's like "Murderer them!"

I feel like that's a little extreme now I

know what you're thinking sounds like a

typical girl's reaction to me!

And don't stereotype that's rude

anyways I wanted a little more depth

from the sovereign side so they're after

credit scene with the whole atom project

just felt like all right I mean this is

all because of batteries? You could have

just called star-lord the second they

went missing. Right? What else? Where is

the infinity stone stuff? Does that even

matter right now?

Does the collector matter does any of

that matter? I mean Howard the Duck is

still around. Where's the infinity stone

stuff? Glenn Close apparently got it on

lock so don't you worry about that!

Until it's time to worry. Still not my time

about it those are my only complaints

and they're barely complaints.

what was the point? To be awesome and hilarious

space ships hot aliens but it's also a

story about hidden feelings or the

unspoken things. Most of the characters

in this film appear one way on the

outside but are feeling something

different on the inside.

they're tough on the surface and soft in

the center just like egos planet brain

everyone is hiding their feelings

it's the reveal of those true feelings

that make this story have weight. E go is

hiding his true intentions from Peter

Gamora isn't admitting that she's really

a dancer. Nebula wishes she had a sister

but keeps fighting Gamora

Yondu calls out Rocket for concealing

his feelings because he does the exact

same thing. One of my favorite moments is

when Drax tells mantis about his

daughter. His face is straight without

emotion and when mantis uses her ability

to feel his emotion she is overwhelmed

and begins to cry. Seeing Drax's

emotions this way was really moving and

I really appreciated that scene. It also

makes all of Drax's practical jokes in

the movie feel like another way he's

using to deflect his true feelings. All

of the scenes where everyone finally

gets real with each other and expresses

that they actually care is really cool

It's almost like everybody needs to feel

loved and be part of a family.

Everybody except Ego

Wouldn't you know it ego is all about me me me.

So what do they do?

It's like when you drop the ego, whether it's your

personal ego, or your crazy planet

god father named Ego, then you can learn

to value life and be with the more

important things that could already be

standing right next to you.

the ones you love.

Pretty dope if you ask me.

okay those are my thoughts on guardians

of galaxy vol 2 let me know what you

thought of the movie in the comments

below if you loved if or it bothered you

I want to hear your thoughts

so leave me a comment we are getting

started on how vol 2 should have ended

and it's probably going to be a big one

so please give us some patience it's

going to take some time there's going to

be other videos that come out before

then but don't worry