REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, THERE IS NO WAY YOU DIDN'T TUNE IN FOR

NIGHT TWO.

I'M CERTAIN WERE YOU THERE, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART?

>> I LOVED THE PART WHERE SOMEONE WAS FAINING EMPATHY AND

DOING THEIR BEST JOB AT APPEARING HUMAN.

>> James: YOU DID WATCH IT.

SEE, I KNEW YOU WATCHED IT.

WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT LAST NIGHT YOU MISSED A BEAUTY.

BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DURING THE CONVENTION HE PARDONED A BANK

ROBBER FROM LAS VEGAS.

AND-- ANYONE HAVE THAT ON THEIR CARD LAST NIGHT?

HE HELD A NATURALIZATION CEREMONY FOR FIVE NEW CITIZENS.

BUT IN TRUMP STYLE, HE MADE-- HE BASICALLY MADE THE WHOLE THING

FEEL LIKE A REALITY COMPETITION SHOW.

HERE HE IS HERE WELCOMING THOSE FIVE NEW AMERICANS INTO THE

CUNTRY.

AND THEN HERE HE IS LATER AT THE TRIBAL COUNCIL VOTING ONE OF

THEM OUT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS BEING CRITICIZED, VERY MUCH, FOR USING

THE WHITE HOUSE AS A BACK DROP FOR POLITICAL TELEVISION.

BUT TODAY HE FOUGHT BACK AND HE WAS LIKE OH, I GET IT, NO ONE

CRITTIZED PRESIDENT MARTIN SHEEN WHEN HE DID IT ON "THE WEST

WING."

AMONG THE SPEAKERS LAST NIGHT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S SON ERIC

TRUMP.

AND HE TOOK A MOMENT DURING HIS SPEECH TO TALK DIRECTLY TO HIS

FATHER.

>> IN CLOSEK I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO MY FATHER.

I MISS WORKING ALONGSIDE YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.

BUT I'M DAMN PROUD TO BE ON THE FRONT LINES OF THIS FIGHT.

I'M PROUD OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR THE COUNTRY.

>> James: DOESN'T THAT SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE WORDS OF

SOMEBODY WHO HAS HAD HIS PHONE NUMBER BLOCKED?

I WOULD LIKE TO TALK DIRECTLY TO MY FATHER. WELL TELL HIM, THEN.

YOU DON'T NEED TO -- DO WE NEED TO BE PART OF THIS?

ERIC TRUMP SAID HE'S PROUD, HE SAID I JUST FOUND IT SO AWKWARD.

LIKE IT WAS MORE AWKWARD THAN WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE

THEM AND ALL THEY CAN MUSTER IS I KNOW, THANK YOU.

THAT'S WHAT IT FELT LIKE.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, DAD.

ITS WHEN YOU SAY IT BACK TO ME.

I LOVE YOU.

I KNOW, THANK YOU.

ERIC TRUMP WASN'T THE ONLY ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN TO

TAKE TO THE STAGE LAST NIGHT.

TIFFANY TRUMP ALSO SPOKE WHERE SHE-- COME ON.

YOU CAN'T-- YOU CAN'T JUST START LAUGH-- YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE

VIDEO.

TRUMP CAN BARELY CONTAIN HIMSELF.

TIFFANY TRUMP SPOKE LAST NIGHT.

HE WENT HA HA HA, COME ON GUYS, LET'S STAY NEUTRAL IN THIS,

YEAH?

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: TIFFANY TRUMP SPOKE, WHERE SHE TRIES TO RELATE TO

SOME OF THE VIEWERS WATCHING AT HOME.

>> AS A RECENT GRADUATE, I CAN RELATE TO SO MANY OF YOU WHO

MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A JOB.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOUR DAD OWNS A GOLD

TOILET.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GETTING A $400 HAIR STYLE BEFORE TELLING

BROKE COLLEGE KIDS THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.

I WAS WATCHING THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHY IS SHE TRYING TO RELATE

TO PEOPLE BY TALKING ABOUT FINDING A JOB.

HAVING A TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER IS WAY MORE

RELATABLE.

JUST LEAN INTO THAT.

BUT THE BIG KEYNOTE SPEAKER FOR THE NIGHT WAS OF COURSE FIRST

LADY MELANIA TRUMP WHO SPOKE FROM THE ROSE GARDEN TO AN

AUDIENCE OF INVITED GUESTS.

AND THERE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE MANY MASK IN THIS AUDIENCE.

LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE.

I MEAN IS THE PANDEMIC OVER AND NO ONE TOLD US?

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD US, SHOULDN'T THEY?

OR IS IT JUST THAT THEY ARE ALL REALLY RICH AND INHERENTLY JUST

THINK, WE'LL BE FINE.

I MEAN HOW DO YOU FEEL SEEING THAT.

YOU ARE A DOUBLE MASKER.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH ONE SINGLE MASS BE.

YOU DOUBLE MASK.

>> YES, I DO NOT LIKE THE PHOTO.

BUT JUST TO BE CLEAR, I DOUBLE MASK BECAUSE IT HELPS KEEP MY

GLASSES FROM FOGGING UP.

>> James: THAT'S THE REASON.

>> YEAH.

>> James: GIVE HIM A SYMBOL, GUILLERMO.

WELL, THAT IS-- I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, NATE, THAT MIGHT BE THE

MOST INFORMATIVE THING WE'VE DONE ON THE SHOW IN THE LAST

THREE WEEKS.

FOR ANYONE AT HOME, WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED IT, I GET IT WITH

THE SHADES.

WITH THE SHADES.

I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, SO A DOUBLE MASK.

>> IT HELPS T DOESN'T PREVENT IT COMPLETELY BUT IT DEFINITELY

HELPS SWRZ WHAT ABOUT A TREBLE MASK.

>> I HAVE NOT TRIED IT YET.

>> James: DO YOU WANT TO TRY A TREBLE MASK AND REPORT BACK TO

US AFTERTHE BREAK.

>> I WOULD LOVE TO.

>> James: OKAY.

I WOULDN'T USE THAT BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED I HAD THAT ON MY

FACE.

THAT, THERE IS ANOTHER TIP FOR YOU.

DON'T SHARE MASKS.

WE'LL GET YOU A MASK.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

WHO ELSE IS WEARING GLASSES IN HERE.

GUILLERMO, HOW DO YOU FIND THE SINGLE MASKING.

>> IT IS FOGGY.

>> James: IT'S FOGGY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

>> TRIPLE MASK.

>> James: NO, DOUBLE MASK.

WE DON'T KNOW THE EXTENT OF THE TRIPLE MASK BUT WE CAN DOUBLE

MASK AND THAT WILL HELP.

>> IT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

>> James: IT'S COULD QUESTION THE BEST THING THAT WILL BE ON

THIS SHOW TONIGHT.

IN FACT, THE ONLY THING, THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MASKED LAST

NIGHT WAS MELANIA'S TRUE FEELINGS WHEN SHE SAID HE IS A

WONDERFUL-- HUSBAND AND FATHER.

HE'S A GOOD-- MAN.

GET THIS, THE ATTENDEES, ALL THOSE PEOPLE THERE DIDN'T EVEN

HAVE TO GET TESTED BEFORE THE EVENT.

THERE WAS NO TESTING.

NO MASKS.

NOT A GREAT SIGN WHEN IT IS EASIER TO GET INTO THE WHITE

HOUSE THAN IT IS A TRADER JOE'S.

DURING HER SPEECH MELANIA SAID THAT CITIZENS DESERVE TOTAL

HONESTY FROM THEIR PRESIDENT.

HAVE A LISTEN.

>> WE ALL KNOW DONALD TRUMP, KEEPS NO SECRET ABOUT HOW HE

FEELS ABOUT THINGS.

TOTAL HONESTY IS WHAT WE AS CITIZENS DESERVE FROM OUR

PRESIDENT.

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT HE IS THINKING.

AND THAT IS BECAUSE HE IS A-- PERSON WHO LOVES THIS

COUNTRY AND ITS PEOPLE AND WANTS TO CONTINUE TO MAKE IT BETTER.

>> James: I THINK SHE PRETTY MUCH NAILED THE ENTIRE FEELING

OF THIS COUNTRY OVER THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

IT IS LIKE, IT IS TRUMP, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

DURING HER SPEECH MELANIA EXPRESSED GRATITUDE FOR THE

POSITION SHE'S IN AS FIRST LADY.

>> THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW HONORED, HUMBLED

AND FORTUNATE I AM TO SERVE OUR NATION AS YOUR FIRST LADY.

>> James: THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW SHE FEELS AS THE

WIFE OF THE PRESIDENT.

AND SHE IS RIGHT.

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

THERE ARE GESTURES.

THERE ARE GESTURES.

>> OH MY LORD.

>> James: DID YOU SEE THIS?

HERE IS SOME NEWS, KFC TEMPORARILY DROPPING ITS SLOGAN

FINGER LICKING GOOD.

THEY'VE DROPPED IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT COVID SAFE.

I THOUGHT THISES WITH LIKE, ISN'T THE BIGGER QUESTION HOW

DID FINGER LICKING GOOD STAY AROUND FOR THIS LONG?

LIKE 64 YEARS FINGER LICKIN GOOD HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A THICK.

I FIND THE WORD FINGER UNCOMFORTABLE.

I DO.

I DO.

I THINK IT IS NOT-- I MEAN THE WORD "FINGER" ALMOST NEVER MAKES

ME WANT TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT.

IT IS THE PHRASE FINGER LICKIN GOOD DIDN'T EXIST AND HE WENT

FOR DINNER AND WE WERE LIKE OOH, HOW IS THE RISOTTO AND I WAS

LIKE ST FINGER LICKIN GOOD, YOU WOULD BE LIKE-- WHAT DID I JUST

SAY, JUST SAYING, THIS, FINGER LICKIN GOOD.

IMAGINE THAT BRAND MARKETING THING.

>> WHAT IS IT, IT IS FRIED CHICK EARN, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THE

RECIPE, THAT WILL BE A BIG SECRET.

>> COOL.

>> AND WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE, WE ARE GOING TO GO FOR A

COLONEL.

>> WHAT?

WHICH A COLONEL, GOING TO HAVE A MUS TACKER LIKE A GOATEE AND IT

WILL BE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, BUT SIEMS JUST CALL IT KFC.

HERE IS THE BIG THING, THIS IS WHAT WE WILL RUN WITH FOR 64

YEARS.

WE ARE GOING TO RUN WITH FINGER LICKIN GOOD.

ANY OTHERS.

>> NO, WE'RE REALLY DOWN ON THAT, THAT WE THINK IS THE

SPERCHES EVERY TIME YOU EAT IT, YOU JUST THINK OH, THESE

FINGERS, THEY ARE LICKIN GOOD.

THEY'RE GETS RID OF THEIR ICONIC FINGER LICKIN GOOD SLOGAN JUST

TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL, THEY ARE CHANGING 2 TO IT IS WASH YOUR

HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS UNDER MEDIUM HEAT WITH ANTIBACTERIAL

SOAP GOOD.

THAT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LAUGHTER FOR THAT.

(LAUGHTER) I'M NOT GO TOKING DIG YOU OUT OF

THAT DAVE, THAT WAS COMPLETELY-- THAT WAS EXACTLY

WHAT THAT JOKE DESERVED.

I WILL BE HONEST WE KONLT FIND A WAY OUT OF THE MONOLOGUE.

SO WE-- WE DO THAT ON THE SHOW, YOU WILL SEE THAT.

WE WILL GO WITH AN-- SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FINGER.