Good.

You're most extraordinary for this extravaganza on.

Let me welcome you to this.

Somewhere among the distant knots of the ocean, a mysterious island is veiled by mist and magic.

This is the mask era home of the Amazons location.

Tropical island, population 100% women attractions.

Everyone's a highly trained warrior.

Oh, yeah, I know where I'm taking my next vacation.

The Amazons were tasked by the Olympian gods to prepare for a great battle and trained in solitude for many millennia until one day when a military plane randomly crashed into paradise.

Call it luck.

Call it will of the gods.

But Olympia is chosen were no longer a secret.

Even they knew it was about time they checked out what the rest of the world was up to.

So after playing the deadliest game of catch ever because they were catching freaking bullets, they chose their finest fighter as an ambassador to quote man's world, this was Diana Prince.

Or as she would come to be known, wonder woman.

Diana didn't just reconnect the Amazons with the rest of the world.

She became a goddamn superhero.

And one of the best with her divine physiology.

She already possessed incredible superhuman abilities.

However, her powers were amplified by blessings of the gods, including flight, accelerated healing and a little bit of magic.

But as someone who's noticing a few new experience lines in the mirror every morning, I think I'm mostly jealous of her power to barely ever age.

Wonder Woman also carries an arsenal of specialized weapons and tools.

Sure, the Invisible Jet seems kind of stupid when she could just lift off on her own.

But how about that lasso of truth she can make anybody spilled the beans with anything?

I cross dressing a Wonder Woman outfit.

It makes me feel powerful.

She has carried many blades, but her tried and true was crafted by the God of the Forge Hephaestus, the edge of this immaculate sword.

It's so fine it can shear electrons off of atoms.

Superman once used it to literally split in atomic nucleus, which promptly blew up in their faces.

Good times.

Oh, speaking of things, blowing up, that's the oven.

I got five minutes to get that thing out of here.

This whole building is vaporizing.

What?

See you next week for the full fight between one woman and Shira.

What are you thinking?