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  • I love that we have a cutout right behind you, Andy,

  • of a woman who just doesn't seem

  • to be enjoying the show that much,

  • to be honest with you.

  • She's holding a pop doll and has like,

  • a caricature shirt of us.

  • [Conan] Yeah.

  • I don't know.

  • So she's clearly a big fan,

  • she just doesn't love this episode of the show.

  • Right, or she just needs a medication change.

  • That's always a possibility.

  • [Conan] Yeah okay, and the guy next to you.

  • Oh, this guy?

  • [Conan] Well no, well first of all him, yeah.

  • Talk about him needing a medication change.

  • Yeah.

  • Even this kinda, I mean, it stinks.

  • (laughing)

  • It smells sweaty.

  • Even the cardboard thing stinks.

  • [Conan] Even the cardboard smells like sweat.

  • Yeah.

  • Once again, I just have to say,

  • I am thrilled that so many of our fans sent in photos

  • allowing us to make cardboard cutouts

  • and fill our audience.

  • They really all seem like lovely people,

  • except for one.

  • Caleb.

  • (ominous music)

  • I just despise Caleb.

  • I'm up here working hard,

  • trying to entertain America during a pandemic,

  • and everyone's happy except Caleb.

  • Thinks he's so much better than me.

  • Looking down his nose at the performing chimp up on stage.

  • Oh Caleb.

  • I think I hate you more than anyone in this crowd,

  • with the possible exception

  • of that guy.

  • Jordan.

  • Why, why did we put a cutout of Jordan in the crowd

  • pretending to be an illusionist?

  • What?

  • Andy, what would possibly be the point?

  • The only upside to this quarantine

  • is that I don't see Jordan regularly.

  • We went to the trouble, somebody,

  • to have a cardboard cutout of Jordan

  • put in the crowd to glower at me.

  • Yes.

  • Well actually, it's funny

  • because the cardboard cutout is far more productive

  • than the actual Jordan.

  • [Conan] Yeah, the actually Jordan.

  • Look at him!

  • The actual Jordan does so little.

  • Yet the cardboard cutout is just

  • kicking ass and taking names.

I love that we have a cutout right behind you, Andy,

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