Name: shrimp can kill me now
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T20:43:47.000Z
Duration: 4 min 6 s
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In February of this year, I went into an epileptic shock and I thought I was going to die.

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My friend had to call 911 and I wanted to make a video about it where I would introduce it.

Like, you know, my life didn't flash before my eyes, but it definitely became a musical.

And they have this silly little musical number start.

So I hit my music producer and he sent me a rough draft voice memo of the structure of the song.

And I just knew it would never get better than what I had just heard.

Take me to your leader because I'm dying.

They're taking you away, and now you can't breathe and you're singing about it.

Then you get inside and then all of a sudden, everybody's looking at you.

You might not make it or you might, but I think you're probably gonna be okay.

Apparently there's one species of shrimp out of the thousands of species of shrimp worldwide that I'm definitely allergic to.

And as I was like on the pavement with my throat closing up in the ambulance was on its way.

But still, so far all I could think about was suing that shrimp.

Did you know that historically, it was very common for us to sue animals as far back as ancient Greece?

Animals who harmed humans were tried in court in the Middle Ages.

Animals who committed crimes against their human caretakers or neighbors would have the same type of trial as human offenders, including showing up to court and having a defense lawyer.

Your Honor, this lepidoptera has never even flown near that field.

When the defendant was in the larval stage, he ate plants that did not belong to him.

I advise you to remember that though your client emerged a beautiful butterfly, he is still responsible for his actions.

The most common trials were of pests that ruined crops.

In 14 74 a rooster was accused of witchcraft and convicted for the unnatural crime of laying an egg.

As recent as 1924 a chimpanzee was arrested and found guilty for smoking a cigarette in public and ordered to pay a $5 fine.

So with that in mind, I would like to see that trip for attempted murder.

This video got really off the rails, but in all seriousness.

You know, we just have to carry two EpiPens with me at all time and steer clear of all crustaceans.

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