( APPLAUSE ) SO I SAID TO THE STAFF, I SAID,

GUYS, -- I SAID, GUYS, HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

THEY SAID, HANG ON, YOU'RE ON MUTE.

I SAID, SORRY.

OKAY.

I CAME OFF MUTE.

I SAID, I WANT TO SEE A WHEEL.

THEY SAID COOL.

I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL I WANNA SEE.

THEY SANITIZED IT AND SENT IT OVER AND BANG, THAT'S A WHEEL I

WANNA SEE.

SO THESE ARE THINGS WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.

SO I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS A SPIN AND SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON AND IF

JAMES WANNA SEE IT, JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

IN THIS SITUATION, I AM JAMES.

THE JAMES IS ME.

IT IS I.

SO THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

A RABBIT WHOSE BODY IS A SINGLE HUMAN LEG.

( LAUGHTER ) DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

♪ ♪ JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

( APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

SNOOPY GOT BACK.

IAN, DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

>> DON'T PUT ME IN THIS POSITION.

>> James: YOU'RE IN THE POSITION, IAN.

FORGET THE GAME'S CALLED JAMES " WANNA SEE IT."

IMAGINE YOU GET A TEXT THAT SAID GOT A PICTURE OF SNOOPY.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: IT'S IRRELEVANT.

YOUR REPLY SHOULD BE IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHETHER I WANNA SEE

IT, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

SO DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

>> IT'S COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THIS FEELS WEIRD

DOING IT WITHOUT -- ( LAUGHTER )

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME -- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE BEEN

DOING THIS SHOW WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE AND I'M, LIKE, WE CAN'T

PUT THIS ON TV, CAN WE?

( LAUGHTER ) DAVE, YOU HAVING THAT FEELING?

>> LITTLE BIT.

>> James: YEAH?

ASIDE FROM THAT, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

>> I DO WANNA SEE IT.

>> James: DON'T GIVE A ( BLEEP ), DAVE!

LET'S FIND OW, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

( BLEEP ).

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) IT!

( APPLAUSE ) ( CLICKING )

OKAY, KELSEY GRAMMER ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHING HIMSELF

DOWN THE TOILETTE.

YOU WANNA SEE IT, REG?

>> Reggie: NO.

>> James: NO?

ALL RIGHT, REG DOESN'T WANNA SEET IT.

>> Reggie: WAIT.

>> James: NO, IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT, YOU DON'T WANNA

SEE IT.

>> Reggie: BUT IT'S YOU.

>> James: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU DON'T WANNA SEET

IT.

WE WON'T SEE IT.

SORRY, EVERYONE, REG SAID WE CAN'T SEE IT.

( BOOING ) OH!

OH!

OH, AND IT'S COME BACK AROUND!

EVEN THE WHEEL DISRESPECTS YOU!

THE WHEEL -- NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT THAT'S TRUE, MIKE.

DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) STILL NO.

NO.

DON'T WANNA SEET IT.

A FRANKENSTEIN ACTING LIKE HE DROWNED DRAG L.A. I WANT TO ASK

THE ROOM, DOES THE ROOM WANT TO SEET IT?

THE ANSWER SIT DOESN'T MATTER!

THANK YOU, DAVE!

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION!

PAUSE YOU ONLY COME IN ON SPECIFIC BITS.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU ONLY COME IN WHEN SAFETY AND

STANDARDS SAY YOU CAN, AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO

UNDERSTAND THE REASON YOU'RE HERE IS BECAUSE OF THIS BIT.

BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW THIS GENIUS WOULD WORK IF YOU WERE

DOING IT REMOTELY ON ZOOM!

DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

I'VE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM.

JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

( APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

IF DON CHEADLE WAS TURNED INTO A WHEELBARROW -- PETE, DO YOU

WANNA SEE IT?

>> I KIND OF DO.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DO YOU?

YOU WANNA SEE IT?

>> NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BUT YEAH.

>> James: IT DOES MATTER.

IT MATTERS TO ME.

IT DOESN'T.

I'M LYING, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T.

IT'S CALLED DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

LET'S FIND OUT, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

THAT'S IT!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING BUT THAT WAS DON

CHEADLE TURNED INTO A WHEELBARROW.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!