TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

WE ARE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD IN HERE.

WE WERE JUST MISSING-- I MEAN I REALIZE, I THINK SOME DAYS I

THINK YOU FEEL LEAK YOU WANT TO KNOW, WE WERE JUST LISTENING TO

WHITNEY HOUSTON.

I GET SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

♪ EVERY-- THAT'S I STARTED TOO HIGH.

>> THAT'S ON ME, THAT'S MY BAD.

I WAS SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

♪ WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

LATER ON THE INCREDIBLE BRYAN KRANSTON WILL BE STOPPING BY, A

PERFORMANCE BY DECLAN McKENNA.

STICK AROUND FOR THAT.

REGGIE, IT WAS WARM THIS WEEKEND.

HOW ARE YOU IN THE HEAT?

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WARD THING WITH HEAT, I USED TO

WEAR SWEATERS ALL THE TIME.

AND I THINK I BURNED OUT MY THERMOSTAT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE

I DON'T-- I DON'T SENSE IT WHEN IT IS HOT UNLESS I'M IN THE SUN

AND IT IS MELTING, SEARING ME, SO I AM IN THE SHADE, PEOPLE ARE

LUKE IT'S SO HOT, I'M LUKE IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

IS THAT THE ANSWER?

>> James: AND THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE AT.

SOME SORT OF INCITE, YOU CAN'T GET ANY ARE.

IT WAS WARM THOUGH.

IT WAS 100, I THINK IT WAS 130 DEGREES IN DEATH VALLEY, WHICH

IS APPARENTLY THE HIGHEST TEMPERATURE ON EARTH IN OVER A

CENTURY.

>> Reggie: WHOA.

>> James: SO YEAH, IT TERMS OUT THINGS CAN GET WORSE.

130 DEGREES.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD MAKE A PLACE CALLED DEATH

VALLEY LESS APPEALING.

ALSO TONIGHT IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

CONVENTION.

>> OW.

>> James: WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE NIGHT OF THE

CONVENTION, IT'S NOT A BACHELOR FINALE.

WHAT DO WE NEED?

IT SHOULD BE HALF AN HOUR TOPS, ISN'T IT?

IT SHOULD BE I'M GENTLEMEN BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF

YOU ARE STILL UNDECIDED AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL

YOU.

STAY TUNED FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.

THAT IS THE CONVENTION.

IT SHOULD BE A QUIBI.

pIT SHOULD BE ON QUIBI.

THAT'S-- THIS YEAR OF COURSE THE CONVENTION IS COMPLETELY VIRTUAL

WHICH WILL BE SAFER BUT IT DOES MEAN WE ARE WILL MISS INCREDIBLE

SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOONS

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: HE'S LIKE WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS.

HOW DO THEY GET THE AIR IN THERE?

SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

IT'S NOT JUST POLITICIANS THAT WILL BE FEATURED AT THE DNC.

ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE BILLIE EILISH WILL BE PERFORMING AS

EILISH WILL ILL JOHN LEGEND.

YEAH, MEANWHILE THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IS GOING TO FEATURE

KID ROCK, KID ROCK AND ALSO KID ROCK.

BIDEN'S TRYING TO APPEAL TO YOUNGER VOTERS BY INVITING

BILLIE EILISH TO PERFORM.

HE ISN'T STOP THERE, HE ALREADY CHANGED HIS HAIR TO LOOk LIKE

THIS.

HAS EVERYBODY BEEN FOLLOWING THIS POST OFFICE CONTROVERSY?

IAN, ARE YOU UP ON THIS?

>> OH YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON IT LIKE A STAMP ON AN ENVELOPE THAT HAS

TAKEN THREE WEEKS LONGER THAN YOU HOPED IT WOULD TAKE.

>> James: WHETHER IS THE HARDY3 TAKE.

>> I SEE IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH ALL OF MY COMRADES WHO WEAR

SHORTS TO WORK NO MATTER WHAT.

>> James: THAT IS TRUE.

IT COULD BE SNOWING OUTSIDE, YOU WOULD WEAR SHORTS AND THEN

PROBABLY A BIG DUFFLE COAT.

>> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

I WOULD LOOK OBSCENE, IT WOULD LIKE LIKE I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH

SOMEBODY BUT THE TRUTH IS I JUST HAVE HOT CALFS, HOT CALFS.

>> James: THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL YOU, HOT CALFS CARMEL.

>> SINCE WAY BACK, I'VE BEEN HOLD CALFS SINCE WAY BACK.

>> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT COST-CUTTING MEASURES THAT MIGHT

HARM MAIL-IN VOTING FOR THE ELECTION.

SO HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI IS CALLING HOUSE MEMBERS BACK FROM

THEIR SUMMER BREAK TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE.

IT HAPPENED SO FAST THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR

VACATION CLOTHES.

(LAUGHTER) I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER.

DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER, ROB.

>> THEY KEPT SAYING, WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THAT TRAFFIC.

-- GRAPHIC, I WAS LIKE OH, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, SHOW IT

AGAIN.

>> IF IS AMAZING IT GETS LESS FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT.

>> BIG BUILDUP.

>> ONE MORE TIME?

>> ELSEWHERE IN WASHINGTON DID YOU SEE THIS, PRESIDENT TRUMP

GOT A FROSTY RECEPTION WHILE USING AIR FORCE ONE YESTERDAY

BUT IT WASN'T FROM AN ANGRY CROWD.

HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

>> .

>> OH MAN.

>> James: BRUTAL, BRUTAL.

SHE'S LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND, HAVE I SEEN YOU ON-- IF YOU GO, WE

ALL GO.

I WILL SAY, AT LEAST SOMEONE IN WHITE HOUSE IS FOLLOWING CDC

GUIDE LINES DURING THIS PANDEMIC.

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, IAN?

>> NO, WHEN I GO INTO THE HAND HOLD THAT CHECK CLEARS EVERY

TIME.

>> James: WHO ARE YOU TODAY?

>> EVERY TIME.

>> James: WHAT HAPPENED.

>> I GOT A WINDBREAKER ON, IT'S A NEW ME.

>> James: IT'S THE HOT KAFLS.

>> MELANIA WAS LIKE MY MUM WHEN I USED TO GO INTO DRAMA CLUB

WHEN I WAS LIKE 12.

DON'T HOLD MY HAND.

NO, WAIT IN-- EVERYBODY ELSE'S MUM WAITS IN THE CAR.

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING-- HEY GUYS.

NOW I HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO SHARE.

PIZZERIAS ARE REPORTING A DUE TO DEMAND DURING THE PANDEMIC THEY

ARE FACING A SEVERE SHORTAGE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.

THIS IS MY BAD.

I DO FEEL RESPONSIBLEMENT AND I WILL SAY THIS, TO THE DEMOCRATIC

NATIONAL CONVENTION, YOUR SILENCE ON THIS ISSUE TONIGHT IS

DEAFENING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: YEAH, SOMEONE SAID IT.

A SHORTAGE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.

THIS COULD BE THE NEWS THAT FINALLY MAKES DONALD TRUMP TAKE

THE PANDEMIC SERIOUSLY.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY SHORTAGE.

THERE ARE ALSO SHORTAGES, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF CLOROX WIPES

AND THEY SAID THAT SHORTAGE MAY LAST UNTIL SOMETIME NEXT YEAR.

A CLOROX SPOKESMAN SAYS THE ENTIRE SUPPLY CHAIN IS STRESSED.

I MEAN GET IN LINE.

WE'RE ALL STRESSED AND YET HERE WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NAILING OUR

JOBS. YOU WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH WE'RE NAILING OUR JOBS?

TAKE A LOOK AT HOW FUNNY THIS PHOTO IS.

THAT'S HOW MUCH WE ARE NAILING IT.

THE BREAKFAST DEPARTMENT CAN'T EVEN PULL IT UP BECAUSE THES ARE

PROBABLY ON EL SEGUFDO.

>> STAND BY.

>>ARY'S STANDING BY.

THAT PHOTO IS [BLEEP].

YOU DON'T WORRY, WE'VE GOT THREE MORE BRILLIANT-- COMING RIGHT

UP.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 2021.

A BUNCH OF NEW BRANDS OF BEING INTRODUCED TO FILL THE VOID LEFT

BY CLOROX SUCH AS WET PAPER TOWELS.

THIS ONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BLEECH.

AND FINALLY THIS ONE, YOUR MUM'S SALIVA ON A TISSUE FROM HER

POCKET.

THANKS GUYS, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

GOOD NIGHT.

IT DOES FEEL NICE TO BE BACK IN THE STUDIO THOUGH, I MEAN THIS

IS THE SAME STUFF I WAS DOING IN THE GARAGE, IMAGINE HOW DE

PRESSING THAT WAS.