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  • So... Did you see the new trailer?

  • Yes! Who didn't?!

  • It's like SUPER viral!

  • I know right!

  • Pretty popular huh!

  • It is!

  • There's so much mystery to it!

  • Uh huh.

  • And dark!

  • Yep!

  • Like what's gonna happen?

  • I know. They're not giving very much away.

  • And when they showed Rey on the side of that cliff just swinging that lightsaber...

  • Oh you're talking about...

  • I was like, "Get it girl!"

  • ... star wars ...

  • You learn those force powers.

  • ...again...

  • And the tragic Star Wars theme with the title card!

  • When Luke says, "It's time for the Jedi to end"

  • OH! So powerful!

  • *sigh*

  • What!?

  • I'm not talking about the Star Wars trailer!

  • I'm talking about our trailer!

  • Again!

  • Oh.

  • You mean the Justice League trailer?

  • What other trailer do you think I'm talking about when I say our trailer?!

  • Well I wasn't in that trailer so I wasn't sure you meant we as in You and I...

  • Or we like the royal WE, man!

  • Hey, Lebowski!

  • I'm talking about the justice league trailer.

  • What did you think?

  • I thought it was fine!

  • I mean Aquaman making car surfing look cool is probably not the greatest thing to teach kids but...

  • I'm really way more concerned about what's gonna happen to Rey.

  • Rey?

  • What about the League, dude!

  • What's gonna happen to them?

  • Probably nothing. This is your first team up.

  • Do you think Rey is the last jedi or is Luke?

  • *sigh*

  • And does he mean like the WAY of the jedi must end?

  • Or that there can't be ANY more jedi EVER.

  • Or is it like if you wanted... you could study the force...

  • and carry a lightsaber...

  • You just can't call yourself a jedi.

  • You sound like such a dork right now.

  • I'm a dork?!

  • Hey. Raise your hand if you're wearing your normal clothes...

  • Or if you are wearing a costume resembling a winged mammal.

  • Oh what do you know! I'm dressed like a bat BECAUSE i'm Batman!

  • So these ARE my normal clothes.

  • In your face. You're still a dork.

  • I'm sorry I have so many questions!

  • Do you think Rey will turn to the darkside?

  • No.

  • Do you think we'll fight Darkseid?

  • No I think you're gonna fight Me and my Mullet.

  • Do you think Ben Solo is gonna turn good?

  • You mean Kylo Ren?

  • NO! Ben Solo!

  • I really doubt that's the path they're gonna take on this one.

  • Do you think Rey is related to Ben Kenobi?

  • Possibly.

  • Do you think we're gonna knock down a bunch of buildings again?

  • Of course!

  • Do you think there will be a ghost OB-1 scene?

  • I don't care.

  • A ghost Yoda scene?!

  • I don't care.

  • Ghost ANAKIN?!?

  • I really doubt they'd be that brave.

  • Do you think that engagement ring you gave Lois is the reason she's "the key"?

  • Yes. It better be.

  • Otherwise that whole thing is just silly.

  • I know! Saying you guys are in love is laughable.

  • Dude! We flooded a bathtub!

  • And?

  • I really hope Rey is a Kenobi.

  • Rey Kenobi sounds so cool!

  • I am Rey Kenobi!

  • And I'm a Jedi like my grandfather before me!

  • Shwooom showooom shwooom!

  • Why can't Rey have her own last name?

  • Why does she have to be linked to the original cast?

  • I bet Rey is supposed to be different.

  • I bet she's her own thing.

  • *gasp* Like David Pumpkins!

  • Exactly.

  • Rey Pumpkins!

  • She's her own thang!

  • And the droids are...

  • Part of it! Part of it!

  • huh. David Pumpkins is Rey's father.

  • I think really you should be asking who is her mother.

  • Do you think her mother's name is Martha?

  • Stop it.

  • Also, I thought you didn't care.

  • I don't!

  • I think it's gonna be Empire Strikes Back all over again except with a new cast.

  • Well I hope you're wrong!

  • Sort of.

  • I do want her to get her hand cut off, which is a weird thing to wish on someone...

  • But I hope it's not a carbon copy of empire.

  • Well get ready to be disappointed.

  • You get ready! ... to be stupid!

  • What?

  • Because I probably WONT be disappointed even if it is just like Empire.

  • How does that make me stupid?

  • It just does!

  • Can we just talk about the Justice League trailer now?

  • Nope!

  • Because I'm not in that trailer, so that trailer sucks.

  • Well by that definition that would mean The Last Jedi trailer sucks.

  • Oh no! Dang it. he he he

  • That's not what I meant.

  • Too late! You said it!

  • You think Star Wars sucks.

  • I do not!

  • Yes you do! I figured it out, because I'm Batman!

  • Dang it!

So... Did you see the new trailer?

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