♪ DOGS IN SUNGLASSES.

♪ DOGS IN SUNGLASSES.

♪ DOGS.

>> James: HELEN!

ALL RIGHT, ROB, HOW LONG WE GT ON THIS SEGMENT BECAUSE I REALLY

WANT TO GO OUT ON TIME.

>> JUST 22 MORE MINUTES.

>> James: OF THE WHOLE SHOW.

ALL RIGHT, HAGAR, YOU GOT A MINUTE, YOU KNOW RUSSIAN, I WILL

TELL PU THIS, STH GUY, THIS GUY, THIS GUY THIS GUY LETS HIS

FAMILY-- THIS GUY, THIS GUY LEFT HIS FAMILY VIA WHATSAPP.

THIS GUY, THIS GUY CAN HANG TEN ALL RIGHT. WATCHING SEVERAL

THIS GUY, THIS GUY CAN HANG TEN ALL RIGHT. WATCHING SEVERAL

PEOPLE FROWN, STEERVEG YOU GOOD FOR A MINUTE.

>> YEAH HAVE.

>> James: GOOD CUZ I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

THIS GUY IS THE ONLY REMAINING EMPLOYEE OF BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO.

THIS GUY, THIS GUY SPUT A FLAMING BAG OF CRAP ON HIS

NEIGHBOR'S DOORSTEP AND WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND, HE

BLAMED SOME GUY WHO DID A GENDER REVEAL.

SON, YOU ALL RIGHT FOR A MINUTE, YOU GOOD?

I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GAL, THIS GAL IS

CONSTANTLY SAYING SURE, I WENT THE WEES MUM IN THE WORLD

BUT-- BEST MUM IN THE WORLD BUT I WAS A LOT OF FUN, RIGHT?

THIS GAL HAS SET TO JERRY GARCIA TWICE WHILE HE WAS ALIVE AND

ONCE WHEN HE WAS DEAD.

LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GAL.

THIS GAL DREUFS AN ELECTRIC CAR THAT USES A GAS POWERED

VIBRATOR.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN READ IT, THIS GAL, THIS GAL

JUST HAD 300,000 WORTH OF-- THIS GAL VUS HAD $300,000 WORTH OF

COSMETIC SURGERY TO MAKE HER SPHINCTER-- I CAN'T READ IT.

(LAUGHTER) LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS

GUY.

THIS GUY SAID THE WORD YOU CAN'T GET HUNGOVER IF YOU NEVER STOP

DRINKING TO A JUDGE ON THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS.

THIS GUY-- LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

GUILLERMO, CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> James: THIS GUY WILL TELL YOU HE ONLY EATS WELL-ROUNDED

MEALS AND THEN-- THIS GIEL, THIS GUY WILL TILL HE ONLY EATS

WELL-ROUNDED MEALS AND THEN IS QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT HIS MOM

HAS A WELL-ROUNDED ASS.

HELEN!

AND STEVE ARE YOU OKAY I KNOW, ARE YOU OKAY, DO WE HAVE THE

TIME BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THESE GUYS.

THESE GUYS, THESE GUYS LIFELONG DREAM IS TO PLAY BETTER AND

ERNIE, MAINLY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HANG-- IN THEIR.

>> THAT WAS DOGS IN SUNGLASSES, WE'LL RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF

THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.