Name: Kyle Kinane Wants To Be The #1 Grocery Store Humorist – Team Coco LIVE: Moses Storm And Friends
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T18:31:33.000Z
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from his multiple Comedy Specials on Comedy Central.

That is, animated thing I want talk to him about.

We used to be neighbors and then you just moved to Portland.

Yeah. You saw me posted up in front of the U-Haul

So I brought a lot of flannel, I brought axe.

I was gonna wear it and then I was wearing it for like,

a half hour and I lost enthusiasm for the bit.

It is weird. What are you telling people?

Cause the neighbors are asking like, "What do you do?"

And it's weird to be like, "I'm a comedian.

"I moved from the Entertainment Capital to here."

I don't ever tell anybody I'm a comedian.

I just wanna be like, "Hey, that guy's pretty fun."

And then cause if people know you're a comedian

and you're not fun, they're like, "This guy sucks."

That guy with a super pack is really fun.

Nobody knows anything about me. I've met the neighbors.

The mailman's already seen me nude once, that was a mishap.

Well, I'm not used to living on the ground floor,

you're on the second floor and that's just nudity

And I thought, the laundry's in the garage.

That's not city life, windows on a garage door?

Right. Well that's Portland, where everyone like,

has a roommate, that lives in the garage.

Well I was taking off all my clothes to put them into wash,

in the garage, you know, you're doing your laundry

and then you get to that point like, well,

what if all my clothes are clean at once?

Dunk the clothes, I figured I got three seconds window

just to dunk the clothes, get back in the house.

that the mailman is walking up the driveway.

and he was wearing like some Oakley blades.

So I'm sure his eyes saw it, but I couldn't judge it.

But, now is like the first week we were here.

Did it take you a lot for you to move? I mean.

First off, we didn't hire movers and I don't know why.

Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

You pack so much stuff that you think you're gonna need.

And then after you transport it, thousands of miles

and you're like, "Oh, I never needed this."

I didn't need this VHS collection of happy days.

200 different half full hotel moisturizers.

The cheapest moisturizer, it's always lemon scented.

There's no way, it never absorbs your skin.

All the antibodies and your body is like,

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Kyle Kinane Wants To Be The #1 Grocery Store Humorist – Team Coco LIVE: Moses Storm And Friends

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