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  • (creepy music)

  • (head laughing)

  • (brains bubbling)

  • (brains squelching)

  • (creepy laughing)

  • (brains squelching)

  • (dramatic music building)

  • (creature roaring)

  • (creepy laughing)

  • - Don't say it.

  • - I'm gonna say it.

  • - Don't.

  • - But I wanna.

  • - Orange, you know the moment you say it

  • he's gonna pop out of the shadows or something.

  • So don't say it!

  • - Don't say what?

  • - The word creepy pasta, 'cause the moment we say it-

  • - Did someone say creepy pasta? (laughs)

  • (fruit screaming)

  • Oh, it pleases me that you wish to hear

  • another of my world-famous creepy pastas.

  • - We actually don't. We just said that-

  • - My latest creation is entitled "Spider Cap." (laughs)

  • - Oh cool, is Spiderman in it?

  • - Is Captain America in it?

  • - I am afraid we couldn't afford them,

  • but there is a hat, you like hats don't you?

  • - Um, I guess.

  • - Of course you do.

  • Now then, where was I? (clears throat)

  • Once upon a time there was a young pear

  • who was obsessed with fashion

  • when he heard about a new hat shop in town.

  • "Speederman's Hat Shoppe" read the sign out front.

  • The pear could tell it was a fancy establishment

  • because of all the extra letters in the word shop.

  • Excited, he rushed inside and was greeted

  • with shelves and shelves of every type of hat

  • he could possibly imagine and even some he couldn't.

  • Across the store the purveyor of the shop, Mr. Speederman,

  • spied the young pear perusing the rare hat section.

  • Mr. Speederman asked the young pear

  • if he was interested in seeing

  • the most expensive hat in the store.

  • Intrigued, the pear's eyes widened as Mr. Speederman

  • produced a beautiful black and red box

  • with what appeared to be air holes punched in the top.

  • The pear was perplexed

  • but his hesitance quickly turned to excitement

  • as the shopkeeper explained that the hat within

  • was all the rage in Paris and Milan.

  • The young pear could not wait to try on the hat within

  • until the lid was opened

  • and he saw what was inside:

  • a gigantic living, breathing spider.

  • Now the young pear was beyond confused.

  • This spider was a hat?

  • Mr. Speederman explained that yes,

  • the spider cap was the most cutting-edge

  • hat wear money could buy.

  • The pear looked around the store to find a number

  • of particularly fashionable patrons

  • wearing spider caps as well.

  • Fearing he might miss out on a smashing new trend

  • the young pear quickly handed over the considerable sum,

  • signed a contract of some sort,

  • then proudly placed his brand new spider cap upon his head.

  • At which point it plunged its fangs

  • deep into the pear's head.

  • The shopkeeper assured the pear

  • that this was all perfectly normal.

  • This way the spider cap wouldn't blow away in the wind.

  • The pear looked around and sure enough,

  • the other spider caps were secured

  • in their owner's heads the same way.

  • Soon Pear began to feel strange.

  • He felt a slight itch on his back

  • and so he scratched it.

  • And at that moment he realized

  • he was scratching his own back.

  • This of course was surprising to him

  • because he had no limbs.

  • He rushed to a mirror only to discover

  • that he had sprouted a long,

  • hairy spider leg out of his body,

  • then another and another.

  • As Pear gazed into the mirror

  • he saw that he no longer had two eyes,

  • he was growing additional eyes by the second.

  • He again asked the shopkeeper if this was typical.

  • The shopkeeper replied yes,

  • everything happening to the young pear

  • was covered in the contract he had signed.

  • The young pear opened his mouth to reply,

  • but his tongue was gone.

  • It had become (indistinct) juice.

  • Pear darted for the door trying to escape,

  • but the shopkeeper was too fast.

  • Mr. Speederman quickly and expertly trapped the young pear,

  • or should I say the young spider

  • inside a familiar-looking red and black box

  • with air hose punched in the lid.

  • Outside the box he could hear voices.

  • A new customer had just walked into the shop

  • and was asking to purchase a new spider cap.

  • (fruit screaming)

  • - Well that was a good one Creepy Pasta.

  • - Yeah, you should definitely post it

  • to the worldwide web. (laughs)

  • (Creepy Pasta groans)

  • - That story really freaked me out.

  • Just the thought of turning into a spider and wait,

  • where's Pear?

  • - Who cares? He was boring anyway.

  • - Hmm, that's true. (laughs)

  • (Apple laughs)

  • (Creepy Pasta laughs)

  • (creepy circus music)

(creepy music)

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Annoying Orange - Creepy Pasta: Spider Cap! #Shocktober

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    Summer posted on 2020/10/21
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