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  • (thunder crashing)

  • (Orange garbling)

  • (goop squelching)

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (goop squelching)

  • (monster growling)

  • (monster roaring)

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - That one's a baseball!

  • And that one's a duck!

  • Um, and I guess that one's another baseball!

  • - I'm telling you dude,

  • shadow puppets aren't that fun if you don't have hands.

  • - Yo yo yo!

  • You guys get the invitation, too?

  • - Yeah.

  • What's this all about exactly?

  • The invitation didn't say much.

  • (power failing)

  • Huh?

  • - Welcome, contestants!

  • The winner of today's challenge will win $100,000.

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - All right! - Awesome!

  • - Yeah, all right!

  • - We're talking about actual money, right?

  • 'Cause we've been tricked

  • into winning doll hairs in the past.

  • - Oh, it's real money, all right.

  • - Whoa!

  • That's even bigger than I am!

  • - Sure, but what isn't? (laughs)

  • (Little Apple growling)

  • - And not only that,

  • the winner also wins a mystery prize.

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

  • I love mystery prizes!

  • Especially when they're followed by ominous, evil laughter!

  • - Okay, but what's the catch?

  • What do we have to do in order to win?

  • - It's easy.

  • Just don't get knifed.

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - Well, that shouldn't be too tough.

  • We do that every single day of our lives.

  • - True, but you don't usually do it

  • in a room that's booby trapped with knives!

  • (Pear, Corey and Little Apple screaming)

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Orange, what the heck are you laughing about?

  • - They said booby! (laughs)

  • (Pear groaning)

  • - I wouldn't worry about it.

  • Y'all aren't gonna be here long enough anyway.

  • I'm gonna go the distance and I'm gonna win that money!

  • - Who's the confident cake?

  • - I'm Pie, bro.

  • And I've been training for this my entire life.

  • Dodging knives is no problem for me.

  • In fact, you could say this is gonna be as easy as pie!

  • (alarm buzzing)

  • (knives chopping)

  • - Whoa!

  • I've never seen so much cherry pie filling!

  • At least, I hope that's cherry pie filling.

  • - Huh, so I guess it wasn't a piece of cake after all.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Little Apple, Pear and Corey groaning)

  • - Pie is hereby cut from the competition.

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - That's it.

  • I don't want to be here.

  • At all.

  • I want out!

  • - Anyone who wishes to leave is welcome to use the exit.

  • It's right over there.

  • Past the cleaver's pendulum,

  • through the razor pit and directly beneath

  • the rotating knife blades!

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • (Pear growling)

  • - Why is everybody so scared?

  • They're just knives!

  • - The reason we're scared is because we have the half

  • of our brains that experiences fear!

  • - Oh man, what a bummer for you guys!

  • Me?

  • I lost that half of my brain in a knife accident.

  • Also lost my entire butt.

  • - Yeah, we know.

  • All you do is talk about it, bro.

  • - Got good news though.

  • I got the procedure done

  • and the plastic surgeon hooked me up with a whole new butt.

  • Check it out!

  • Check out my butt!

  • - Did you lose the half of your brain

  • that could tell colors apart or something?

  • - Actually, he did.

  • - Oh.

  • - Y'all don't stand a chance.

  • I'm gonna be the last one standing.

  • 'Cause unlike you people,

  • I'm not yellow.

  • I ain't scared of any...

  • Ow!

  • Aw man!

  • There goes my butt again!

  • - Does it hurt?

  • - Nah, it's still numb from the surgery.

  • Plus I'm missing the half of my brain that feels pain,

  • so you know, I'm all right.

  • - Sorry Corey,

  • but you'll half to leave!

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - Later!

  • Yay!

  • - Corey's out already?

  • That's a real bum-mer for him! (laughs)

  • - Wait, that means there are only three

  • of us left in the challenge, right?

  • - Yup.

  • That's how math works.

  • - Oh, this is great!

  • I might actually have a shot at winning the money!

  • Wait, what's that rumbling by the way?

  • - That rumbling means it's knife o'clock!

  • (clock ringing)

  • - Knife o'clock?

  • I don't like the sound of...

  • (Little Apple, Orange and Pear screaming)

  • (pants) Is everyone okay?

  • - I'm safe!

  • - I think I'm okay too!

  • Oh wait, it got my stem a bit.

  • - Little Apple is hereby disqualified!

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - What, why?

  • Because it grazed my stem?

  • - I'm afraid you're now too short to compete.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - (growls) When this stem grows back,

  • I'm gonna win that money!

  • You'll see!

  • - And then there were two!

  • Orange you glad? (laughs)

  • (Pear growling)

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Pear yelping)

  • - Dude, listen to me!

  • I have an idea.

  • Let's just split the prize money.

  • 50-50.

  • You get half and I get...

  • - Halved?

  • - Exactly!

  • We both get half!

  • - No, halved!

  • - Huh?

  • (Pear screaming)

  • - Pear!

  • Pear, I'll save you!

  • (Pear screaming)

  • (Pear landing)

  • - Orange?

  • Orange!

  • No!

  • Oh Orange!

  • Why?

  • - Easy!

  • Don't lose your mind!

  • I just lost my rind! (laughs)

  • - Orange, you're alive?

  • (yells) My eyes!

  • - Sorry.

  • Shoulda warned you.

  • I'm completely naked! (laughs)

  • (laughs) Whee!

  • This is nice.

  • I might do this more often! (laughs)

  • - Orange is here by eliminated!

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - Just 'cause I'm nude?

  • How rude! (laughs)

  • - And that means Pear is our winner!

  • - I won?

  • You mean, I get that huge stack of money?

  • - Yes and that's not all.

  • You also win the mystery prize.

  • A commemorative steak knife! (laughs)

  • - Huh?

  • (Pear screaming)

  • (sighs) Thank goodness it missed its mark.

  • - Or did it?

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • - No!

  • (Jigsaw evilly laughing)

  • (Marshmallow evilly laughing)

  • - I love this voice modulator!

  • Yay!

  • (bouncy instrumental music)

(thunder crashing)

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