Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • We're ready! ManBob!

  • And PatBoy!

  • Reporting for duty!

  • And why aren't you in uniform?

  • I'm the Flying Dutchman!

  • Oooh!

  • I don't know who I am!

  • Hey, where's your costume?

  • Close your eyes.

  • Okay, open 'em.

  • I'm a lovely flower, whooh!

  • [both] Meatball, meatball! Spaghetti underneath!

  • Ravioli, ravioli! Great barrier reef!

  • It's the new Krusty Krew uniform.

  • I designed it myself.

  • Okay, this is it, SpongeBob.

  • Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

  • Okay, Squidward.

  • Pearl...

  • This is the greatest uniform ever!

  • - Check it out! - Sweet Neptune!

  • Hey, man, you look like you've had a rough day!

  • How'd you like to chill out with a nice massage?

  • Aah!

  • I am the evil Dr. Franken-Cheeks!

  • Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!

  • [mumbles]

  • Hey, cool crowd.

  • What's shaking?

  • [chuckling]

  • Yeah!

  • Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats.

  • Oh, I can dig it.

  • If that's how it is, then I am joining the other side!

  • Well, fine, me too!

  • Kelp powder, for muscle mass.

  • Raw eggs, 'cause they're cliche.

  • And nails, for toughness!

  • Well, of course I expect you to eat this.

  • It's scientifically designed to help you win tomorrow!

  • Gary?

  • Wow, pretty good time!

  • I'm Man Ray! I've returned from the murky depths

  • to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions!

  • Their defenses are strong, but they're no match for my Man Ray Ray!

  • You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

  • It's time for you to meet...

  • Fry Boy, Defender of--

  • Oh!

  • Fry Boy, Defender of the Krabby Patty!

  • Look, Mr. Krabs! I'm you!

  • Oh, my! This purse is so big and heavy!

  • Hold it right there, ma'am. I'll be taking that!

  • [screaming]

  • The Quickster!

  • With the uncanny ability to run really... quick.

  • Want to see me run to that mound and back?

  • You want to see me do it again?

  • Captain Magma!

  • Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

  • Krakatoa!

  • [hissing]

  • The Elastic Waistband!

  • Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

  • I can finally touch my toes!

  • And Miss Appear!

  • Now you see her...

  • now you don't!

  • Does this outfit make me look fat?

  • The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!

  • I've come for your pickle.

  • [shrieking]

  • Hey, SpongeBob!

  • Hey, cool glasses!

  • Just grabbing some measurements.

  • Sir, try to keep still.

  • Whoa there!

  • Don't you need some other measurements?

  • I mean, how about me inseam?

  • Uh, no, you can put that away, sir. I'm almost done.

  • Welcome to the Chum Bucket!

  • I'm Karen the Cat!

  • [meows]

  • Do the scary part!

  • [hisses]

  • Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

  • I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom!

  • And I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

  • Well, I must be going! Mein wifen calling me for zupper!

  • She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop!

  • Tremble before Captain Tightwad!

  • [muttering] Squidward.

  • And cower in fear of Dr. Negative.

  • Holy shrimp! This is the best day of my life!

  • I was supposed to lead the bunny hop!

  • This is a bunch of barnacles!

  • I'm breaking in!

  • Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob.

  • Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers

  • did make it most believable.

  • Yeah, you think we fooled them?

  • [shrieking]

  • Princess Pearl!

  • I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.

  • That'd be royal fool.

  • Patrick! Wake up!

  • Ready to lose?

  • Weather permitting, of course.

  • [thunder]

  • Aww! How are we supposed to golf in this downpour?

  • Our putters are getting waterlogged.

  • I've got a surprise for you!

  • Where'd he go?!

  • You can't fire me!

  • I'm not an executive at all!

  • Yes?

  • Ooh! Excuse me, me lovely!

  • Maybe I've got the wrong house here, but I can't say I'm disappointed.

  • I was seeking me old matey SpongeBob, and...

  • Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.

  • Oh! What is this?

  • Curly tresses, poofy texture, itchy scalp...

  • [gasps] It's a wig!

  • Who were you expecting, Tiny Tim?

  • Wait, wait...

  • Big, aren't they?

  • Dude, you're ripped!

  • Thank... you.

  • - Thank you, mister ranger. - Yeah, thanks.

  • Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom.

  • I am Karen, the computer fairy.

  • [sings a high note]

  • Hey, kids!

  • Um, thank you all for coming!

  • Thank you!

  • Eat plenty of Krabby Patties!

  • You know what this means.

  • Donuts.

  • Ooh...

  • By the power of Neptune,

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

  • Creatures of the deep, assemble!

  • [struggling and grunting]

  • What's happening?

  • I missed my house, and I was hoping I could move back in.

  • Oh, sorry, dude. No room.

  • This place is, like, filled with band members and musical instruments.

  • At last, I have found my calling...

  • I am Patrick-Man, Defender of Bikini Bottom!

  • I'm Peggy the Pirate.

  • I'm Blind Beard the Pirate.

  • Ow.

  • [chuckling]

  • Ouch!

  • And now, for the final touch.

  • Perfect!

  • Hello?

  • What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

  • Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!

  • Ho-ho-ho--

  • Hoo-hee-ha-hnng.

  • Want to make sure that when you're gone, you are not forgotten?

  • Well, step on up and marvel at the latest technological wonder...

  • photography!

  • Preserve your precious punim for generations to come!

  • You're not wearing your spacesuit and helmet!

  • Uh, yeah. That's, uh...

  • 'cause, uh, I just breathe underwater now.

  • It's as simple as that!

  • Good evening, mad'ram.

  • Table for two, please.

  • - Your name? - I be Eugene Krab...

  • Er... I mean, uh...

  • Sir Krumple O'Wrapper.

  • - Er, that's me name. Don't wear it out. - All right.

  • Magic!

  • Magic? Can you make yourself disappear, SpongeBob?

  • [laughing]

  • Silly Squidward!

  • I won't learn vanishing spells until I become a level 10 wizard!

  • No, I better start with something simpler.

  • Say, card conjuring?

  • Here, hold this simple playing card

  • while I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes!

  • I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

  • Hall Monitor!

  • Hey, Sandy!

  • Who's your friend?

  • But... But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit!

  • I am in the gorilla suit.

  • I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

  • If you're Patrick, then who's that?

  • [roaring]

  • [gasps] A real gorilla!

  • Huh?

  • [screaming]

We're ready! ManBob!

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it