Mhm.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello?

If you need to.

My channel My name's Emma.

I'm from Australia and it's nice to meet you.

Shake, shake, shake, shake.

By the way, I'm also sunburn today.

So just ignore that e was on the phone to my mom the other day back in Australia.

And I also have a look for some things, and she found on my computer my old first ever YouTube videos ever made.

I think these were done in 2000, 19,010.

But I did like two or three videos.

And then I left it, and then I moved on with my life.

I really watched about 10 seconds of these because I wanted to save the rest of the reaction for you guys, but yeah, let's I've been really excited to see these.

I'm a bit nervous, so I've got one video cold things I like on one cold Look at this in Capitalist.

So we're gonna look a, um, things I like.

God, we're actually doing this way.

Hello.

My name is Emma.

And today I don't give a I have a lisp in this.

I don't know if anyone else can hear it.

My mom said she doesn't remember me having a lisp when I was younger, But I totally have a lisp in this.

And I'm wondering if it's for my braces or my retainer.

Whatever.

Today's video is things I like.

I like food.

My strawberries goes.

Whoa, those jump, Kautz!

Okay, Come on, Emma.

Oh, that z really low job cuts.

Okay, let's see if we can keep up.

I like food.

My strawberries, toast, jelly beans, Acting food.

People who laugh at my jokes.

Happy people.

Sad people that become happy people.

Food, video games, Watermelon.

I like chickens.

I uh huh.

I like chickens e like that.

I want it to be like a team.

Now.

I like whale stocks, geese, food, Harry Potter.

But not as much as some people.

West Side Story.

The play, not the movie, the movies e West Side story to play, Not the movie, because the movie is apparently being healthy.

Vegetables, food, food, food.

Wow.

Okay.

And yeah, there's a lot more things on my list that I like, but I'm too sick and I am tired and I'm warm and I'm not enjoying this so brutal honesty, not enjoying making a video.

I'm just going to stop.

Should really be in the day for things I hate.

And the reason my boyfriend wasn't on that is because I love him.

And I don't like him.

No, I don't like him at all.

Who was my boyfriend?

I think it was Stewie.

Stewie, if you're watching this, I was a big fan.

You're back in the day.

Sorry.

Ever go with you?

So we're all still seriousness.

I'm sorry I broke up with you.

It was just our time.

So tired that I just got nothing to say Release.

So wow.

Yeah, Sick days.

It's coughing up blood this morning.

What?

When did I cough up blood?

When was that a thing?

Are you okay?

I'm hooray.

Anyway, I better go.

I will make another video in the future.

I Let's get out of there and watch the next one.

It's not that like it's cringe E, but it's not like that.

Bad things I like.

Let's look at Look at this in Capitalist.

Hey, Emma, you look like yeah.

What am here to tell you about the worst day of my life, which was today?

It was work experience today and I went to hear that list.

I swear I never had a list, but now I'm hearing my list for the first time.

Work, work experience on.

I had to get up it 5 30 in the morning, which I'm fine with, you know, if it's worth it.

So I got up, got just, you know, I went to that fringe, that fringe.

Are you noticing this massive This, like three strengths.

It's Chris got to the place, and I looked up before on Google maps where this was what it looked like.

If you need a quick update on what's happening.

I had work experience.

I had to go and spend a week with an acting school and learn.

There.

I got to the place that I was meant.

It was It was on Google maps, and there was nothing there that looked like that building.

So I went round in circles and everywhere for hours.

My feet were killing me.

I was so late, and I'm just so angry.

And I was so angry right now in this video.

I think there's more rage in this video that I am capable of these days.

E Okay, I gotta call my parents.

I gotta call work experience.

I got just got a call, people.

So I got out my phone and it said you have 10 minutes of free calls to anyone.

Great.

The phone I had back then was like this knocke of brick.

I didn't have a plan or anything, so it was like, I got 20 bucks on it a month, and I have, like, a few calls and a few texts on there was always an issue.

You have 59 minutes of free calls to Vodafone people.

Yeah, great.

It's like you need money to make these calls.

And so far, So I had a $10 notes, so I went into the newsagent, and I was like, Excuse may can you change this $10 note into $1 coins?

And they're like, No, but uhh I walked out and I tried go to pay phone and using Tencent piece, and it's like, I'm sorry you can't use these 10 cent pieces, so I was very upset by that point because I'm a very sensitive person.

I went up to these these random passersby crying, asking for spare change which didn't work too well, because they're like a crazy lady crying, makeup, running down face.

I didn't cry.

I made that up.

I think everyone exaggerates the truth in order to make a better story.

And in this case, I did not cry.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna have to call you out on that one.

Actually, I had to go into the newsagent and I bought a small diary and she gave me the worst amount of change possible.

She gave me, like, $2 coins I didn't want.

I want a $1 coins and 50 cent pieces so I could actually call my parents and say, Hey, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.

So I went and I called My mom's mobile didn't answer.

I called my home phone, Didn't answer, ran out of money.

That fringe is killing me.

My forehead is so big.

I don't think it's that big anymore.

My mom says my my face shape has changed.

This is my face shape.

Now let's remove the French like I do not think that forehead is as big as that chockablock forehead there That is a five head like I don't know.

I think I think my forehead a shrunk or at least drawing on eyebrows has helped me.

I called my dad's mobile, which he always has, and he didn't pick it up about that point.

I had tears to know my face.

No.

Stop emphasizing that fact.

I think you were fine.

Don't worry about it, Emma.

I wasn't crying.

And finally I called my dad's work and he picked up So girl like, help make tears streaming down her face.

That was the third.

The third time you mentioned that I'm not just let it go.

I think I was just really trying to make this a good story.

So we called up my work experience people and was like, Hey, where are you?

Um, sorry.

My daughter's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And they're like, Oh, we just moved down the road.

So I was like because they had this little sign on the door that was like, We've moved to this address.

I didn't say we're just down the road.

We just threw around these corners.

It's just up ahead.

It was just We've moved to this address and I have no idea what a William Gabba is such a Ozzie sentence, I have no idea.

With full of cafes.

So after many instructions from my dad, I managed Thio find this place and I got inside and I was like, Okay, okay.

Sat down my friend e.

Remember, I did this with Lacy, So if you're watching Lacey Hi, Lacey.

I don't think you're gonna be watching this, But remember, work experience in 2000 and 10 it started off and they were like, Oh, yeah, we're starting up with the cold readings.

And if you know what cold reading is, it's just basically going on stage and reading out a script like asbestos you can.

That's usually what you get to do at auditions.

So I was like, Yeah, I could do cold readings.

That's fine.

I'm looking forward to this.

They didn't let us do them.

Were like, Okay, what?

Everybody else got to do them who was actually doing the course.

What are we doing?

Turns out work experience.

It's watching students do things that we've already done, but better.

But we're not allowed to were not allowed to do it with them.

We just have to watch them so angry in such angry vibes from Emma shits.

Okay, Pretty much at the work experience.

We went to an acting school and we had to watch students learn how to act.

But we weren't allowed to learn with them, so it was pretty much just watching students.

Um, but it was really basic activities that we could have joined in with.

It was just a really bad program.

And it was a bad time.

It was so boring.

We sat there from, Well, because I was a bit late, But originally it's supposed to be 8 15 till 5.

15 just doing nothing, watching people, and it's so frustrating and so annoying.

And I was like, Why am I even here s so angry.

I didn't have, like, anywhere to rent back in those days, like my anger needed somewhere to be released.

And I guess this YouTube video with where it came out.

This is just that fringe.

The things is steaming pile of bullshit in my life.

Like some bull just came into my life and said, Hey, I just want to show all over everything for a day.

I loved metaphors.

I loved them.

Okay, so then I had to get home and I was like, All right, I get home, I could go to South make station.

And then I walked back with my friend and I was just, like, so angry by that point because my day is just so go to the train station.

Everything was fine.

And then this God, I just in the hallway writing from me, I couldn't get possible.

He was just dancing just randomly, just breaking it down in the hallway.

And I was like, I need to get past you.

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm so angry.

I don't remember dancing on.

He was just dancing.

I mean, eventually had to just shove him out of the way I was on flying liver.

While he's having a good time, At least he was having a good time.

I'm sure if I actually shoved a dancing person, they would not just continue to dance and have a great time with their arms flailing everywhere.

I probably start.

I probably saw someone in front of me walking slowly.

Maybe they were having a dance in front of me, but again, just saying I exaggerated things.

Don't push anyone.

And so I got onto the station platform, and I was I had to wait 17 minutes for my train, and I was so annoyed by that point, I was so angry on that freaking train.

You know, the little list things piss you off when you're so angry.

And basically the train was one minute late and I was like, That's it.

I'm going to get on the tracks and get a punch, This train in the face.

And when the train did come Thing is, it was going so slowly that I could have gone down and punched in the face any way I could have gone down there, stood on the tracks and done a sudoku puzzle and got back off again before it hit me.

I remember standing there on the platform and coming up with that joke and thinking This is amazing.

Oh, dude, it was going so slowly.

I just wanted to strangle the whole train in my arms and yeah, that was pretty much my bad day.

I'm sitting here with my dressing down on which you can't stay because it's pretty embarrassing.

Hold on, I'll put it on for you.

It's purple and fluffy and yeah, That's pretty much my bad day.

I'm sitting here in my dressing gown.

Wait.

So I just said, I'm sitting here in my dressing out and I wasn't wearing my dressing gown.