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  • - [Tiny Hand] Friend?

  • Don't cry.

  • Do you think that people could love a tiny hand?

  • A small little hand?

  • - I don't know, I don't know.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh, you've got skins.

  • - Do they love you

  • where you came from?

  • - [Tiny Hand] They love me, everybody loves me.

  • - Is that right?

  • Is that right?

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, hold on.

  • I see a man with the largest hands I've ever seen.

  • Hello friend!

  • - Hi

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh, what's your name?

  • - Hi, I'm Terry.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Terry...

  • Is your real name Terrance?

  • - It's Terry Crews.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Why you cry?

  • - I'm not crying.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Don't cry...

  • I see sadness in your eyes, friend.

  • Show me your hand!

  • Show it to me.

  • (gasps)

  • - I know.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh my jackpot of all hands.

  • I'm sorry I shake sir, it's just such an honor

  • to meet such a large hand.

  • - Oh yeah?

  • What's your name?

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh, my name's Tiny Hand.

  • 'Cause I just have the one.

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Tiny Hand] It's self explanatory.

  • My mother was not creative.

  • - Oh, that tickles.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Wow, oh you like it?

  • - Yeah, no...

  • - [Tiny Hand] Do you eat protein for this hand?

  • - Yeah, I got all the little blisters

  • from all the weight lifting.

  • And all that stuff - [Tiny Hand] Oh, me too!

  • - I know.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I lift so many weights to impress the womens.

  • - Okay.

  • Little weights right?

  • - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, little...

  • No, okay, but don't be rude.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How do you grow this beard?

  • - You know it's a....

  • - [Tiny Hand] It's very nice.

  • - I can't get a...

  • It's a goatee but

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh.

  • - I can't really get a beard 'cause it's kind of like,

  • It gets patchy.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I like it, I like it.

  • It's very stylish.

  • - I'm glad.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What do you do for your weight lift?

  • Hold on, I need everyone to see...

  • - Hi.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How great you are.

  • What a great man.

  • You're bigger than Keith!

  • - I know, he's almost bigger than me.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Keith, put your hand over here.

  • - [Crowd] Wow!

  • - My hand is big.

  • You know, Shaq and I have the same size hands.

  • - [Tiny Hand] That's great!

  • You know Shaq? - It is great?

  • - [Tiny Hand] You know Shaquille O'Neal?

  • - I do.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How'd you meet him?

  • - I do.

  • - [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.

  • - Yeah, look at that.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You know I can play basketball.

  • Not well, but I can.

  • - Well.

  • - [ Tiny Hand] A little hand can do whatever they want.

  • - Oh, I see, and it's so cute with the cuteness.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Want to hold my hand?

  • Let's hold hands like friends.

  • - [Terry] Okay, there we go.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay, now other hand.

  • - [Terry] I won't hurt you.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Other hand and then we'll walk around.

  • - [Terry] I don't want to hurt you.

  • I'm very, very careful.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What's over here happening?

  • - [Terry] Oh, yeah, you don't...

  • - [Tiny Hand] You've been here?

  • - [Terry] We were here earlier.

  • These were the shakes that I was fooling people with.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What were you doing?

  • - Because we were saying that they were protein shakes

  • and they are, but they have crickets in them.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Ew, gross!

  • Is this a cricket?

  • - [Terry] It's the crickets.

  • - [Tiny Hand] It looks like a small poop.

  • - [Terry] Yeah.

  • They're perfect for tiny hands.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Did you eat that?

  • - [Terry] We ate them inside of the shake.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You think if I eat this,

  • it has enough protein to make my hand as big as yours?

  • - Well, I think you want to stay tiny.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, I think so.

  • I think you're right.

  • Wait put your hand out again.

  • - [Terry] Okay.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You have a ring!

  • - [Terry] Yeah, I've been married a long time.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How long?

  • - 27 years.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I am trying to find the love of my life.

  • - Awe, I had five kids, and when they were little

  • their hands were just like that.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh, my goodness.

  • So you've been married 27 years?

  • - [Terry] Yeah, a long time.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What's your best advice

  • for a hand trying to find love?

  • - Wow, if you find a hand that you love

  • don't try to control them.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Don't control other hands.

  • - Leave them free, let them roam.

  • You can't love another hand and

  • control another hand at the same time.

  • - [Tiny Hand] This is the wisest man I'm ever met.

  • - It's the just truth.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You're so wise.

  • And he knows Shaquille O'Neal!

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You're wise and smart and cool.

  • - I know, I almost feel like

  • you're gonna hit me all the time.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I'm not going to hit you.

  • - No, I know.

  • It's so good.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I'm just trying to gently touch my friends.

  • - It's so gentle.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Just gently, I think you're ear

  • is bigger than my hand.

  • - It is.

  • - [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Wow, can I see your muscles?

  • - [Terry] Yeah, yeah.

  • - [Tiny Hand] That's...

  • (laughing)

  • Wow, you have so much control of them.

  • - [Terry] Yeah, it's kind of weird.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How much do you workout?

  • - I work out a lot.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Really?

  • - About, you know, everyday.

  • Do something everyday.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You workout everyday?

  • - Every day.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I did a push-up last year.

  • Wasn't worth it.

  • Broke my hand.

  • - Yeah, I was just gonna say can your tiny hand hold up?

  • - [Tiny Hand] I'll show you.

  • It goes.

  • That's it.

  • - [Terry] Wow.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Wait, give me motivations.

  • While I exercise.

  • - Okay and, go Tiny Hand, go Tiny Hand.

  • Give me three more.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay.

  • - Three more.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay.

  • - Three more.

  • (grunting)

  • - Yeah!

  • - [Tiny Hand] Now I'm gonna have abs, high five!

  • - Oh, I wanna be careful.

  • I wanna be careful with the hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I love high-fiving you, it's crazy.

  • - Oh, it's so good.

  • It's more than, it's like high-fifteen.

  • - [Tiny Hand] So what do you do for a job?

  • You're just handsome man?

  • - I am an actor.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What?

  • - Yes, I'm on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You know, I'm trying to find

  • some handwork on QVC.

  • - Well.

  • - [Tiny Hand] My hands are too small.

  • That's what they told me.

  • But you know what?

  • Taylor Swift said don't listen to the haters.

  • So I'm just gonna keep trying.

  • - I hear you

  • - [Tiny Hand] Yeah.

  • - I here you, you know what?

  • Wave 'em off.

  • You know, I mean like, mmhmm.

  • - [Tiny Hand] This is like Beyonce hand.

  • - Yeah, you could be like, mmhmm, yeah.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You know Beyonce?

  • - I don't .

  • - [Tiny Hand] Alright, 'cause nobody knows Beyonce.

  • - No one knows Beyonce.

  • - [Tiny Hand] People know Shaquille O'Neal.

  • No body knows Beyonce.

  • - [Terry] No body knows Beyonce.

  • Too many security guards.

  • - [Tiny Hand] That'd be crazy.

  • Exactly, only Jay-Z and Blue Ivy know Beyonce.

  • - But you'd be perfect at the concert.

  • Aw, aw, yeah.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Is that when they say,

  • wave your hands in the air?

  • I find it a little condescending

  • 'cause I only have one hand.

  • But in general I like to wave my hand.

  • - Yeah, it's hard 'cause people that can't see you...

  • But, let me tell you, when they see you

  • and they know you, they see how beautiful you are.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How come you're so confident?

  • - Because it's just, you're just...

  • No matter if a hand is big,

  • or a hand is small, it's all matters.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You are like Oprah, but a man.

  • - Thank you.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You're like Oprah-man, with more muscles.

  • Well I don't know, because she's on Weight Watchers now.

  • She could have muscles.

  • We don't know, we only know every month

  • when she puts her face on the cover.

  • - That's true.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Of the magazine.

  • What would you name your magazine?

  • - It would be The crews, Terry Crews Magazine.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Terry Crews Magazine, that's very inventive.

  • I think maybe stick to inspirations,

  • because that's a long title.

  • It's hard for people to read.

  • - I kind of understand you being a tiny hand.

  • I have different things,

  • like my pecs pop.

  • - [Tiny Hand] What!

  • Hold on, I'm so shocked

  • - It's my thing, it's my thing.

  • You gotta tiny hand...

  • - [Tiny Hand] Show me, show me.

  • - Look see, pecs pop?

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh my goodness.

  • - Pec pop meet tiny hands.

  • (laughing)

  • Pec pop.

  • - [Tiny Hand] It's like his pecs are peoples.

  • - He's saying hello.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay, I want to feel.

  • - He want's to say hi to you.

  • - [Tiny Hand] It's like a heartbeat

  • can you do one at a time?

  • - [Terry] Yup, mmhmm.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, this is the

  • craziest thing I've ever felt.

  • - And there's the other one,

  • he wants to say hi too.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Is this your hobby?

  • - It's when you don't have any dates for a long time.

  • I was 14 and I was lonely.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You've been doing this

  • since you were a teenager?

  • - Well, I've been married a long time now,

  • that's why when I found a woman who loved me

  • I snatched her up.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, see that's what I'm trying to do

  • but instead I just touch crickets sometimes.

  • Oh, just kidding, those are gross

  • I don't want to touch.

  • (laughing)

  • I don't want to touch them Terry Crews.

  • - I like Tiny Hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Wow, I like you, this so nice.

  • Okay,just give me one more high five.

  • - One more five for T.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh gosh, look I made.

  • Okay, wait, let's play a game,

  • no one will know.

  • I'm going to high five you really hard,

  • and then you're going to pretend I'm so strong

  • that it knock you off the chair.

  • - Okay.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay, ready?

  • And, bump!

  • (yelling)

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god!

  • I'm so strong, I'm so sorry.

  • I'm like Shaquille O'Neal of hands.

  • - I would love to break dance with you, my darling.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh, okay.

  • - And we do the wave, it's like a wave and then

  • - [Tiny Hand] Then it goes through me.

  • - Tiny Hand wave!

  • Tiny Hand wave!

  • - [Tiny Hand] And it goes.

  • - Oh wait, it goes all through your body.

  • And comes back up, and to the tiny hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You know you guys,

  • this is my favorite person I've ever met in my life.

  • - Oh listen, you're awesome. - [Tiny Hand] Literally, okay.

  • Goodbye friend, I don't want to keep you too long.

  • - Okay, okay, bye.

  • - [Tiny Hand] High five.

  • - Goodbye Tiny Hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] You be the hand

  • you wish to see in the world.

  • Hey Keith. - Hi.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Good job finding this man.

  • - Yes, we're going to keep going to the entrance now.

  • - [Tiny Hand] His hands are bigger than you.

  • - Isn't he nice?

  • - [Tiny Hand] Which is embarrassing,

  • that's embarrassing for you.

  • - That's not embarrassing.

  • He's bigger than your hands too.

  • Don't cry Kieth, don't cry.

  • But I'm a tiny hand, you're supposed to be

  • big hand man, and you're not.

  • - I know but I'm not the biggest man.

  • - [Tiny Hand] How you make this friend?

  • You're not that cool.

  • - I know, I don't let him in on that.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Don't cry, shh. - Don't tell him that.

  • - [Tiny Hand] He already knows, you're wearing glasses.

  • Not that that's not cool, some people are very cool,

  • but you especially...

  • - Tiny Hand be careful, you might offend somebody.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Oh me?

  • No, everyone I love people with glasses

  • it's just Kieth is so silly.

  • - Okay, Tiny Hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Okay, high five.

  • - Good to see you Tiny Hand.

  • - [Tiny Hand] Bye, goodbye.

  • - [Kieth] Bye.

  • - [Tiny Hand] I have other people to talk to.

- [Tiny Hand] Friend?

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