A to the O here with Pear to the schmare,

and we gots another episode of How 2 for ya!

- Today, Cerys wants to know How 2 Throw A Birthday Party.

- Ah, ah, ah.

Hold it right there, Pear.

That's not what it says.

- Huh?

- What it says is how to throw a big birthday party.

- Same difference.

- Pear! You oblong fool!

The difference between a birthday party

and a big birthday party

is night and day!

Apples and oranges!

- Well I already have my notes printed out.

Just interject when you wanna add something.

Now then--

- Interjection!

(Pear sighs)

- Yes, Orange?

- Nothing!

Just testing it out.

(Orange laughs)

- Ugh.

All right, step one for throwing a birthday party.

Pick a location.

This could be your house, or a pizza place, or a park, or--

- Interjection!

It could be on Mount Rushmore inside Jefferson's nostril!

- Orange, how the heck are people supposed to get to--

- Ooh!

Or on top of the Empire State building.

Or on the moon!

Or on the wings of an eagle!

(Orange laughs)

- Orange.

How the heck are we gonna have a party

on the wings of an eagle?

- That's the kinda small thinking we can't have, Pear!

We're thinking big!

Woohoohoo! (fireworks explode)

- Ah yes, thinking big.

Well then, on to step two.

Invite guests.

Simply make a list of all the friends you'd like to attend--

- Interjection!

Also include your enemies.

And then run your finger through the phone book

and pick out some complete randos.

(Orange laughs)

- Why would you want to invite randos?

- For flavor, duh! (thud)

Oh, and that reminds me.

Invite Flava Flav.

Also, remember to invite the eagle--

- Hold up.

How big exactly is this party gonna be, Orange?

- How deep is the ocean, Pear?

How wide is the sky?

How long is my tongue?

Ehhhh.

- Oh, okay, fine!

Looks like we're inviting Flava Flav to a party

held on the wings of an eagle

- Correctamundo.

- Great. Can't wait.

So now the third and final step is to get the decorations.

You'll probably want to go to a party store for this.

Remember, small touches like party hats and streamers

can go a long way--

- Interjection!

- What is it now, Orange?

- Doth my nonexistent ears deceive me,

or did you just say the words small touches?

(Pear sighs)

Remind me.

Are we doing a small party, Pear?

- No, we are not.

- No, we're not!

We're partying on the wings

of a flippin' flapjackin' eagle over here!

- So what do you suggest?

Big streamers? A big cake?

- Oh, Pear.

Silly, silly, oblong Pear.

We need clocks.

- Clocks?

- Flava Flav is an attendance, Pear.

We gotta have big clocks.

One for you, one for me, one for the eagle!

- Ah, dude, I think that clock

might be too big for the eagle, dude!

- Too big!

There's no such thing!

- Actually! (eagle screeches)

- Oh, yeah!

I guess it did get too big!

Change of plans! We gotta offload!

Lose the clocks!

Lose the randos!

- What about Flava Flav?

- Get him out of here.

Everything must go!

The streamers, the rest of the guests!

The eagle!

- Erm, dude?

Ditching the eagle might have been a mistake.

- True, but at least it was a big mistake!

(Orange laughs) (Pear screams)

(funky music)