Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [Ashly] Told you there was another bucket. - I really don't think everything's gonna fit. - Just squish everything in. - We should have rented a turtle. - You can rent a turtle? - Yeah, they're like five bucks an hour. - Do they come with a name? - They're a packing thing you put on the roof of the car. - Obviously I was kidding. (laughter) - Ye of little faith. - Nice job babe. - [Ashly] Thank you. - Amazing, let's go. - [Diego] Avery, I got shotgun. - [Avery] No. - [Ashly] What the, Diego. - [Avery] That's cute. - [Ashly] Get out! - No. - [Ashly] Sit in the back. - [Diego] Whatever. - Alright, I made a schedule of fun. No wiggle room, two pee breaks max and we should be at the beach by noon. - Q, I saw a Q! "Catch Billy Quest at the Erp Center January 6th to the 8th, 2013." Wow, they should really update that sign. - You guys, can we stop playing the alphabet game and will you tell me if you're okay with the schedule. - Yes. - Yeah. - Ooh, R! - R, Make going back to school rule! - S, S in school! - Ah, how did we miss that? - Good eye, good eye. - Can one of those pee breaks be right now? - Yes. - Thank god. - Thank god. - Hey, you okay? - Yeah, I just want Izzy's last day to be really fun and we're kinda already behind schedule. - Just from packing? - Izzy had a hard morning. (emotional piano) - Aw. - I know, took like 30 minutes just to put her toiletries in a little baggie. - Poor Iz. - What do you thinks taking them so long? - Well, I mean. - What do you mean? - You know what I mean. - I don't, I don't know what... Izzy! - What are you doing? - [Ashly] Izzy! - [Izzy] We're over here. - [Ashly] What? (sighs) - You guys, we don't have time for this. - He's almost done, right Paul? (sighs) - Art doesn't flourish in a rushed environment. But I guess it'll have to. - Okay Paul, we'll be over there. All right, let's-- Aww, come on. - [Avery] Aww! - It's cute. - [Ashly] No, no it's not. - [Diego] Oh, come on. - [Ashly] Don't encourage them. - [Diego] You're a little bit jealous. - [Ashly] Don't spill those in the car. Alright, everybody ready to go the beach? - [Avery] Yes! - [Ashly] Goin' to have fun! - [Avery] Yay, we're ready. - Super Slurps, are you kidding me? Pour it out. - No. - Diego, pour it out. - No Diego. - Diego. - Diego. - [Avery] Hang in there buddy. - [Ashly] Avery, I thought you knew better. - [Avery] I was just, it was for both of us! - [Ashly] You know I have a medically small bladder. - [Avery] Oh, I love your small bladder. - [Ashly] We are so behind! - [Izzy] Okay, where are we in the alphabet game? - [Diego] Look, world's tiniest sandwich two miles away! - [Avery] Oh, what?! - [Ashly] Nope. - [Diego] It can be our second pee break. - This is a waste of time. - Come one, it's the world's smallest sandwich. - Hi sir, how are you? - Sorry folks, but we're closed. - Oh. Well, maybe next year. - Oh hold on, and when do you open? - We're closed indefinitely. - Oh no, what happened? - Well, seems like my husband Carl ate the exhibit. He mistook the world's tiniest sandwich for a crumb for his regular sandwich. - I'm so sorry. - That's the way the cookie crumbles. Thank you for your time, we're on our second pee break. - Is that a camel and a zebra?! Do you guys own that zebra?! - We do. - Of course. - [Trio] That's amazing. - Would you like to pat him? - Yes. - Heck yeah, heck yeah. (laughter) - [Avery] Definitely. Come on babe. - Sweet knife. I... Oh good. 40 minutes later, you're finally done. - Oh no, they're still playing with the zebra. I just came to grab my phone. - That's probably why you didn't get all my "let's go" texts. - 49 text messages? Ashly. - Avery we are so behind schedule. We're gonna miss everything. - You're kind of already missing everything. We're having a blast. I mean, when else do you get to play with a baby horse? With your friends? - It's not in the itinerary. Izzy's missing her whole day. - Oh, Izzy is? - [Izzy] This is the best day ever! Can we get dip'n'dots, Ashly please?! (sighs) - Hey, still have all day babe. - Fran, where's the closest, and yet best place to get dip'n'dots? - Bout 10 miles down the road. - Yes! - [Fran & Carl] Goodbye! - [Carl] Have a good trip. - [Fran] Be careful. - [Avery] They were so nice. - [Ashly] I know. Alright, next stop dots and then the beach! - [Izzy] (singing) The beach! - [Avery] That was so fun! And we're here! - [Ashly] We're here, we're at the beach. Dibs on the sand! - Beach is closed today. - Wait why? - Riptides. - Okay, well we won't go in the water. (chuckles) - That's what they all say. - Who all? - They. - But we drove all day. - Yeah it's my cousins last day. Look at her face, you're gonna say no to that face? - Oh, it's your last day? - Yeah. - Hey, you wanna know somethin'? Don't give a hoot! This is my job! You think after telling hundreds of people to pack it up, that I'm gonna risk my source of health insurance on some half-arsed puppy dog face? - Yeah? - I'm not, move it! Come on, move it! Get, move it! - [Ashly] What a crazy. - You did good Brandon. You're doing god's work. Another day, another life-- Hey! - Ooh Z, Z. I found a Z on the plane banner. "Zippity's Zipper Outlet Blowout Sale!" - Oh, good one babe! - I told you this was a fun game. - Yeah, alright. - You're so gorgeous. - Probably shouldn't tell her I found a Z like an hour ago right? - Right. (laughs) - Do you guys want to go to Yosemite next month when it's cooler out? - Yeah! - Yeah, that'd be so fun. - Yeah, I'm so down. I just gotta ask my dad if it's okay. - Cool. - Crap, actually I have to make a quick, quick phone call. - [Ashly] Did you not tell your dad you were with us today? - [Diego] Yeah, everything's fine. - [Ashly] Diego, wait. Wait, I gotta snap this. ♫ You can take me just where you want to ♫ Down to the coast to somewhere I don't know ♫ I just want to go with you somewhere ♫ Don't care where, I just want to be there ♫ Take me down to the ocean ♫ Take me anywhere the sun shines ♫ Take me anywhere, I don't mind ♫ Woo-Ooh (scary sound) (bird squawks) ♫ Be on the lookout for this one ♫ She's only looking to have fun (happy, playful music) - [Man] Get in here (mumbles) - I might have a black eye, like literally! My girlfriend was telling me that. - Hey, there's a hair in my water. - Is it your hair? (laughter) (strange laughter) - I don't think that looks like Donald-- - No not looks Donald Trump! (laughter) - Okay. (jumbles her words) - I am so sorry. - I've been twice divorced by two women (laughs). And guess what, I was been (jumbles words). (glass breaks) - Sorry. - Now you don't understand this. But when you get older, your body doesn't-- - (laughing) I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - [Arianna] It's like, you're not Rhianna! - I hope not, because-- (laughter) - Close your mouth. (laughter) - 'Cause your moms my aunt, you know? Oh (bleep) I'm fine. (grunts) Oh my god. There's a spider right here. (screams) - Oh. - Oh my god. Oh my god, quickly. - Oh my god! - Oh my god! - Let us in! I'm gonna (beep) in my pants! Siri, how do you get blood out of a, I mean... (groans) - It's a lawnmower riding motorcycle. (laughter) (loud motor) - Ashly, don't leave me! - Do you love them? - I perpetuate (jumbles word). I (jumbles words) (mumbles) - Hashtag dizzy. - Die already! (laughter) - The caffeine's kicked in. Wait till I get a cinnamon roll in this tum-tum. - Aw, good job babe. - Thanks babe. You're blocking the logo, move. (laughter) - [Francesco] Ashly's having a moment. - [Man] Pretend you're a meatball. - I'm sorry, it's not about where the meatballs are.