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  • (Suspenseful music)

  • (laughter)

  • (oozing sounds)

  • (laughter)

  • (bones cracking)

  • (grunting noises)

  • (growls)

  • (laugher)

  • - Hoppin through the woods, like I do.

  • Utterly alone, just me and kazoo.

  • (kazoo noises)

  • (sirens)

  • Huh, that's a weird noise. I wonder if I should be alarmed.

  • (laughs)

  • (tree falling down)

  • Hmm, seems like these interruptions are happening with

  • a lot more frequency. (laughs)

  • - Child, remove, vile.

  • - Ooh, the ol' random word game, huh?

  • I love this game, HAHAHA. Booger, snickerdoodle, wombat.

  • - Grr, remove, nine, eighteen.

  • - Eleventeen, sleven!

  • - Grr, stop!

  • - Slop, piggly wiggly sniffle dork!

  • - No, I mean stop. I'm not playing the random word game.

  • - Wombat!

  • - ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!

  • (maniacal laughter)

  • - So, what's the skinny, slender-man?

  • Whatcha doin' way out here in the woods?

  • - What? I am not Slender-man.

  • - Sure you are. Long legs, long arms, no face,

  • hanging out in the woods at night.

  • - I am not Slender-man, okay? I'm nothing like Slender-man!

  • - I dunno, you seem kinda like Slender-man.

  • - I am not like Slender-man. I am Siren Head.

  • Totally different, okay?! And you should be absolutely

  • terrified right now, because there's nowhere you can run.

  • - I already knew that. No legs! (laughs)

  • - Ugh.

  • - Ohh, hey! Hey wanna be Slender-man heyyy!

  • - Grr. I am not wannabe Slender-man.

  • - Hey naked Slender-man! Hey!

  • - Arghhhh! What?

  • - I think we should call you pretenderman. (laughs)

  • - Argghh! That's it, if you don't know who I am,

  • that's fine. But you're about to find out.

  • - And you're about to find out who I am.

  • - I know who you are. You're an annoying little orange

  • who's about to die.

  • - Nuh uh, I'm Kazoo Head.

  • - What?

  • - I'm Kazoo Head. See?

  • (kazoo plays)

  • (laughter)

  • - Is that supposed to be funny? Am I a joke to you?

  • - Great idea! How's this for a joke, knock knock.

  • - Who's there?

  • - Funniest joke ever.

  • - Funniest joke ever who?

  • - Funniest joke ever was that time Pretenderman

  • said he was nothing like Slender-man. (laughs)

  • - AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

  • (Siren Head hitting the ground)

  • - Fun noises! I can make noises too

  • (kazoo plays)

  • (motorboat noises)

  • (farts)

  • (laughter)

  • - Grr, this is so offensive!

  • - Why! We're just two horror monsters having a conversation.

  • - That's not how this works, kid!

  • You can't just make up a new horror monster

  • off the top of your head!

  • - I didn't, I made it up on the top of my head! (laughs)

  • - How is the kazoo even making noise?

  • It's nowhere near your mouth.

  • - That's my secret. I play it with my butt. (laughs)

  • - That makes even less sense!

  • - Sorry, maybe this makes more sense.

  • One, seventeen, child, vile.

  • - Would you knock it off already!

  • - Remove, wombat!

  • - Ugh, you're mocking me, aren't you?

  • Well you won't be mocking me after I--

  • - No, remove wombat!

  • - Huh? Gaaahhhhh!!

  • (wombat attacking Siren Head)

  • - Well, poor Pretenderman. Nothing worse than

  • getting attacked by a wombat while naked.

  • (laughter)

  • Well, hopefully that's the last rip off,

  • horror character I see tonight.

  • Hey! Hey Suck E. Cheese! (laughter)

  • - Ughhhh

(Suspenseful music)

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Siren Head vs Kazoo Head

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    Summer posted on 2020/10/08
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