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  • Oh, you know, im orange.

  • I'm orange.

  • I'm really, really orange.

  • And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, who's orange?

  • Oh, hey, e Didn't see you sitting there, E uh, yes.

  • What are you?

  • I'm a walnut.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, Walnut.

  • What?

  • Walnut?

  • Hey.

  • What?

  • Knock, knock.

  • Who's there?

  • Knock, knock.

  • Already said, Who's there?

  • Knock, knock.

  • Look, dude, knock it off.

  • Knock, knock.

  • Who is it already?

  • You know what?

  • I don't care.

  • I don't care who's at the door.

  • Who is it already?

  • Cash, cash.

  • Cash?

  • Who?

  • Cashew.

  • I thought you were a wall night.

  • Jeez, you really need to come out of your shell.

  • I'm a nut, not a turtle.

  • You're a nut.

  • And they say I'm crazy.

  • Hey, Hey, Walnut, If this is another knock knock joke, You look familiar.

  • Dude, I'm a walnut.

  • Don't I know you from somewhere?

  • No.

  • No, I think I'd remember that.

  • I know you're the guy that lives inside lizard Barry.

  • What don't you remember?

  • Hey, Hey, Lizard Barry!

  • Hey!

  • Hey.

  • For the last time, I'm not a lizard.

  • Barry!

  • Hey, Hey, Lizard.

  • Barry.

  • What?

  • Knife?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, that guy's gonna be Dino sore in the morning.

  • Oh, cow!

  • Free Willy.

  • What the heck?

  • Hey, how's it going?

  • What are you talking about?

  • That was an avocado, you idiot!

  • You're in avocado.

  • Is that why?

  • Lizard?

  • Very eight.

  • You know, I'm a walnut.

  • Wingnut.

  • Walnut.

  • Lloris.

  • Walnut.

  • Oh, walnut.

  • Is that why you're so hard to crack a A?

  • Don't even joke about that, man.

  • Have you even seen a nutcracker?

  • Well, duh.

  • He's right over there.

  • I think he has a straight jack.

  • No, A Nutcracker.

  • You've never heard of a Nutcracker Nutcracker suite?

  • No, it's not sweet.

  • It's a death dealing pair of metal tongs That'll split your head right open.

  • Do you even know what that sounds like?

  • Knock, knock.

  • It's not a joke, man.

  • I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go.

  • Knock, knock.

  • Mm.

  • Knock, knock.

  • What do you want?

  • Knock, knock.

  • Who is it already?

  • Squirrel.

  • Squirrel?

  • Squirrel!

  • Who?

  • Squirrel.

  • Who's ready to go?

  • Water skiing?

  • I can't.

  • I'm allergic to lake water.

  • Okay, well, how about serving?

  • All right.

  • Yeah, that sounds great.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm scared of sand that you just say you're scared of sand.

  • It's just so tiny.

  • Wait, So what's making your stays right now.

  • Me?

  • I'm allergic to peanut.

  • Now, that's not Yeah, well, we have to do something.

  • We get the shit here all day, it's pretty easy if you try, you get used to it.

  • I got it.

  • Let's take my monster truck for a spin.

  • That sounds awesome.

  • Let me ask my mom real quick.

  • Mom, can I write in little apples?

  • Monster truck?

  • No, my little nutter.

  • Butter Diesel fumes.

  • Aggravate your bladder, Remember?

  • Oh, sorry, guys.

  • Diesel fumes way, Yes.

  • Does your mom even let you play with Legos?

  • Mom, can I play with Legos?

  • No.

  • My little Penny Weenie.

  • They're a choking hazard.

  • Remember last time?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Shoe.

  • Wow.

  • I was being sarcastic when I suggested Legos, but this is some next level helicopter parenting.

  • Alright, let's try this.

  • What can you do?

  • Peanut?

  • I mean, I can apply hand sanitizer whenever I want.

  • So you guys wanna apply hand sanitizer?

  • What hands you need to get out.

  • Come on, going water skiing.

  • But the world is a scary place.

  • I can't disobey my mom now.

  • Dude, that's exactly what you must do.

  • Let's go.

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • Okay, okay.

  • Let me Just grab my bubble.

  • Right.

  • Here's what, Uh, there we go.

  • I'll set to face the real world.

  • I'm don't get out of the bubble.

  • I'm not gonna be seen in public with some bubble.

  • Not, but the bubble protects me from germs and microwaves and allergies and ideas which might challenge my basic world view.

  • Orange.

  • Can you take care of this bubble, please?

  • On it, please.

  • Oh, it was my best friend in the entire world.

  • Um, guys e think we have company.

  • Everyone hide.

  • This might be a really bad time to tell you this, but I'm allergic to knives.

  • Of course you are.

  • Don't hold it in.

  • The knife is gonna find you.

  • I can't help it.

  • E can't run.

  • There might be water on the floor.

  • Booth e told you can't run.

  • It's too dangerous.

  • Now.

  • Chop chop.

  • Uh, a poor peanut.

  • Rest in pieces.

  • E just got chopped in half, and I survived.

  • Wow, I feel great.

  • You feel great.

  • What is this guy?

  • Nuts?

  • E sure are nuts.

  • Two of them were free before I felt so inhibited.

  • But now let's go.

  • Water skiing off a waterfall.

  • Whoa, Easy.

  • That little guy Let's guy dive over a volcano and then fight a shark.

  • These guys really broke out of their shell.

  • Let's do it.

  • Whoa!

  • Slow down, you guys.

  • No way.

  • Pair were done wanting.

  • From now on, we're running everywhere on the counter.

  • Oh, way.

  • Wow.

  • I'm sure not jelly of those to get it.

  • You guys get it?

  • Yes, A hilarious.

  • But if you want to drive a car, we need a photo of your normal face.

  • No creative license.

  • Correct.

  • Your driver's license should be anything but stop that.

  • That's my normal face, though.

  • No, it's not.

  • Are you trying to drive me up a wall?

  • No, I'm trying to drive a car down the road.

  • Yeah, Alright.

  • Don't get excited.

  • So we've managed to cover almost everything on the checklist.

  • Your turn, Signals and mirrors.

  • What?

  • Good.

  • Yeah, My mirrors look good.

  • They look really good.

  • That was so funny.

  • I forgot to laugh.

  • Now the last item on this checklist I need to see you Parallel park.

  • What's that?

  • You don't know what parallel parking is?

  • It's when you park alongside of a street.

  • Know that that's a second break.

  • Driver's ed cars have them installed.

  • I'll use it if you're driving.

  • Gets out of control.

  • Won't slow down.

  • Full stop.

  • There are tough breaks in his car.

  • Yes, I know.

  • It's very exciting now.

  • Are you listening to me?

  • We have to parallel park.

  • Let me see if I got this straight.

  • If I were way Question Are you insane?

  • Way!

  • That was fun.

  • That was not fun.

  • You cannot just sit there, drive around like a crazy madman like that and expect me to save us with my second break every single time.

  • Yes, I can't.

  • What?

  • Who?

  • You, Dale Earnhardt Jr.

  • Are you insane?

  • Slow down, Orange.

  • Do not try, Thio.

  • Safe and sound.

  • That's it.

  • Out of the car now!

  • I don't know how I've never driven a car.

  • You don't need to have driven a car to know how to open the door.

  • Now get out!

  • Is that the darkness?

  • You know that?

  • No, That's the door lock.

  • Is this the door knob?

  • No, you bumbling fool.

  • That's the ignition.

  • Is this the door knob?

  • You just put the car and drive.

  • You know very well that is in the door.

  • Knob eyes!

  • That's the darn up!

  • That's the gas pedal orange do not drive towards that wall.

  • Don't you do it!

  • The oh, What the Oh, how desperate driving you up the wall.

  • Yeah.

  • What's the fruit?

  • Whoa!

  • That's it.

  • I give up orange.

  • Get out of that car Right this instant.

  • You You?

  • Yes.

  • You actually did a perfect parallel parking job.

  • So do I get my license?

  • Oh, heavens, no!

  • Hey, it was worth a shot.

  • What does this Dio, I swear you are the most ridiculous irresponsible dance.

  • Annoying little airbag.

  • Yes, you're annoying airbag.

  • Now, if you'll excuse me Airbag.

  • Oh, are you okay?

  • I'll be fine.

  • I'm a tough nut to crack on and I'm stuck.

  • You're stuck in the wall.

  • Oh, Jeong Yes?

  • Does this make you, uh, orange?

  • Don't you dare say it, Walnut.

  • What?

  • Hey, hey!

  • Over here!

  • Hey, bag face!

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Bag face!

  • Hey, hey, Bag face, It looks like you had a little plastic surgery.

  • Thanks for the hand, buddy.

  • Jeez.

  • Whoa!

  • Hey, hey, Pistachios.

  • Hey, dude, he's talking to us.

  • What do you want to do?

  • Don't say anything.

  • Does this look all right?

  • It feels lopsided.

  • It's so itchy.

  • Hey, pistachios.

  • Hey, mustache Eos Hey, over here!

  • Not pistachio.

  • Okay, then what are you?

  • It's yeah.

  • Won't take it down, buddy.

  • Everything's cool.

  • There's a caterpillar on your lip and it's got friends.

  • These aren't caterpillars.

  • Dude.

  • They're mustache.

  • Is, uh those are caterpillars?

  • Pistachio eating caterpillars?

  • Dude, that's not even a real thing.

  • Uh huh.

  • Ask pear.

  • Did someone say pistachio eating caterpillars?

  • E told you we should have gone with sombreros.

  • I know, I know you pistachios are goners.

  • Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios.

  • Yeah, Pistachios are, like, delicious.

  • Exactly.

  • And we're not?

  • Nope.

  • That's right, because we're mustache Eos.

  • And that's a totally different things.

  • Yes, that's right.

  • Yeah, whatever.

  • Clearly you guys are nuts.

  • Hey, look, buddy, if we were tasty, pistachios are flavor would have given us away.

  • Guys, it's okay.

  • We're not gonna eat you.

  • Of course not, cause we're not pistachios.

  • Oh, come on.

  • The shells, The green center.

  • The giant freaking bag that said pistachios on it.

  • It's getting hot in here.

  • Kind of getting the sniffles here.

  • Shut up.

  • Very.

  • You'd be a lot cooler if you weren't wearing a lip warmer.

  • I know.

  • Let me get you a fuzz buster.

  • I get the feeling that the answer to this mystery is right under your nose.

  • Yeah, orange.

  • They don't have noses.

  • You're an apple.

  • Yep.

  • And where?

  • Mustachioed.

  • End of story.

  • You guys have a great day.

  • We gotta get going now.

  • Oh, it's OK, guys.

  • It's just allergies.

  • Oh, Barry.

  • What?

  • What is it?

  • Whoa, Talk about a close shave.

  • Are you trying to get us killed?

  • How hard is it to wear a mustache?

  • Glue it back on back on somebody e told you we should have gone with sombreros.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm making a naked Well, I can't Look, Stop looking at me, E Whoa!

  • Core pistachios.

  • They're getting shellacked.

  • Oh, wow!

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, geez, Barry, We should've left you in the bag, man.

  • Sorry about your friends, little dude.

  • Yeah, those guys really cracked me up.

  • Yeah, well, I guess that's just the price you pay for being so darn wonderful.

  • Everybody wants a piece of you.

  • There's danger lurking everywhere.

  • One minute, everything's cool.

  • And then suddenly there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you.

  • Who knows?

  • Next time it could be a pistachio eating caterpillar.

  • Yeah.

  • Good.

  • One orange.

  • That wasn't a joke.

  • Pistachio eating caterpillar, huh?

  • e hate it when those guys don't shave.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, let's do Jingle Bells now.

  • No, let's not do that.

  • Jingle bells, grapefruit smells midget.

  • Apple is really small studio nuts.

  • Come on, guys.

  • We gotta say something.

  • It's Christmas time.

  • How about Silent Night?

  • I bet you don't know that one.

  • I'm gonna call you Scrooge.

  • McNutt.

  • Whatever.

  • Do Just quit the Siza mango kiss in Santa Claus.

  • Duh.

  • Come on.

  • How about take the holes?

  • No.

  • Oh, come all ye fruitful.

  • No, Frosty the snowman!

  • No orange.

  • The christmassy orange.

  • That's not even a song.

  • Look, we don't want to sing with you, all right?

  • It's just not gonna happen ever.

  • O e a chestnut chestnut!

  • Hey!

  • Wow!

  • Nutcracker!

  • Oh, thank you guys.

  • Really crack under pressure.

  • Oh, those guys are really coming out of their shells.

Oh, you know, im orange.

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