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- Yo yo yo!
A to O here with another episode of Ask Orange!
Featuring some of your favorite clips from YouTube stories.
Now, I've got a sweet stack of TNT here
that Pear doesn't know about.
What should I do with it?
- [Narrator] Hey Orange, can you do the floss?
Sure! Am I doing it right?
This is how you floss, right?
I feel like I'm totally getting it.
Oh yeah, flossing baby!
(Orange laughs)
(TNT explodes)
- [Narrator] It's time for Ask Orange!
- Bring on the questions!
- [Narrator] Hey, orange, sing a song about subscribing.
(upbeat techno music)
- [Narrator] Hey Pear, I bought you a car.
- Hm. I'm cautiously thankful.
This is pretty cool.
- [Narrator] Oh, I forgot to mention,
it's made of annoying oranges.
- (record scratching) - What the- whoa!
(Pear screaming)
This is insane! Why would anybody do this?
(Pear screaming)
- [Narrator] Why is Pear sitting on an air bag?
- Why am I sitting on a what?
(Pear screaming)
- [Narrator] Orange, subscribe or dancing hippos
invade the kitchen.
(record scratching) - What? No!
No dancing hippos! Hit the subscribe button!
Please! Hit the subscribe button!
(Orange screaming)
- [Narrator] Hey Pear, why are you such a baby?
- I'm not being a baby, w-w-what the heck?
Ah, come on! Who turned me into a baby?
(Pear crying)
- Uh oh, sounds like somebody needs a nap.
- Oh, shut it!
(Orange laughing)
- [Narrator] Every time someone likes the video,
pigs fart in Pear's face.
(Pear yelling) (Orange Laughing)
(pigs farting)
- Hit that button, guys! (Orange laughs)
- It's so disgusting! No! Stop please!
Stop!
- [Narrator] Hey Orange, why do you act like
you're on crack?
- I'm not acting. I am on a crack.
See? (crickets chirping)
Get it?
Because there's a crack on the counter.
(Orange laughing)
- [Narrator] Hey orange, can Pear have 1000 DVDs on him?
- No, please. That's so many DVDs-
(Pear screaming)
Ah, they're Paul Blart, too!
No, no Paul Blart! (Pear crying)
- [Narrator] Hey orange. I baked you a pie.
- Oh, that's so nice. Thank you.
I hope you didn't use any of my friends as ingredients.
- [Narrator] Oh wait! Squash.
- Ew! (Orange yells)
I have berry on my bottom!
- Squash, that wasn't berry nice!
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] Pear has arms and legs.
Oh, wow. This is crazy.
I've always wondered what it's like to have arms and legs.
- [Narrator] And he can't control them at all.
- What the-
(Pear yelling)
I can't control it!
Oh no, they're going insane!
Ah, help me!
(Pear yelling)
- [Narrator] Hey Orange, there's a kazoo under there.
- Huh? Under where?
- [Narrator] Ha ha ha ha, made you say "underwear!"
- No, underwear!
(Orange screaming) (underwear growling)
- [Narrator] Pear, can you sing a song
about subscribing too?
♪ I am Pear ♪
♪ I am here ♪
♪ If you don't subscribe I'll poke you in the ear ♪
♪ I am pear ♪
♪ I am here ♪
♪ If you don't subscribe I'll poke you in the ear ♪
♪ I will poke you in the ear ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I will poke you in the ear ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- [Narrator] Hey Orange,
wanna hear a joke about construction?
- Yes!
- [Narrator] Oh wait, I'm still working on it.
(orange laughing)
I was worried you'd screw that construction joke up.
But you totally nailed it.
(orange laughing)
- [Narrator] Can you put Pear in a video game?
- What the, Pac-Man?
Oh, oh okay, I've gotta go.
(record scratching) (Pear coughing)
Ugh, these taste like moldy socks
Ugh, how does Pac-Man eat these things?
Oh, oh no I got to go.
The ghosts!
(Pear yelling)
(upbeat music)