(maniacal laughing)

(gurgling)

(laughing)

(gurgling that turns to roaring)

(roaring)

(maniacal laughing)

(peppy music)

- Pear, hey pear. Pear

- What do you want? I'm making

my Halloween costume

- Forget that nonsense. Are you ready

for the greatest shocktober challenge

video we've ever done?

- Uh, I guess.

- You don't sound excited enough

I'm telling ya' this challenge is too good

not to be excited for it

- Okay, I'm a little intrigued.

What is it?

- Are you ready for this pear?

(chainsaw buzzing)

(intense music)

[ Man] The chainsaw challenge

(evil laughing)

- What the heck is the chainsaw challenge?

- Seriously? You've never heard of the

chainsaw challenge?

- No. Also, how is this even Shocktober themed?

- Hmm, maybe it'll jog your memory

if I roll the title again

- Please don't, I'm telling you,

I just haven't heard of it. Ever.

- Well we spent a bunch of money on the title

so I'm going to go ahead and play it again

(laughing)

(yelling)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(intense music)

[Man] The chainsaw challenge. Oh yeah.

- Here's how it works, fruit lovers

Pear and I will open a series of doors

some doors will have chainsaws behind them

other doors will not, and that's the chainsaw challenge

(laughing)

- Uh, that's it? It's just us opening doors?

Dude, this sounds like the dumbest challenge

we've ever done.

- Pear, you've gotta let me get through

all the rules.

The episode hinges on it

(laughing)

- Har har but I don't have time for this

Let's just do it already, I wanna

go back to making my Halloween costume

- Oh whatcha going as? Somebody with

a good attitude I hope?

(laughing)

(frusterated growling)

- Okay, round one, I'll go first

- Well, is it a chainsaw?

(mysterious music)

- Nah, it's just a dumb old pile of money

- Whoa, you didn't mention there would

be good things behind the door too.

- Hopefully there's enough money here to buy a chainsaw

I really, really wanted a chainsaw

- I'll tell you what, if there's a chainsaw

behind my door we, can trade.

- Is there a chainsaw?

- Uh, I don't think so. It's just pitch black

and

(scared yelling)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(clanging)

(door slamming)

(yelling)

- So, was it a chainsaw?

- Clearly, it was a chainsaw dude

also, you didn't mention the chainsaw would be on

and you definitely didn't mention that Leatherface

would be trying to kill me with it

- Well you didn't let me finish the rules, remember?

(frusterated grunt)

- Okay, I guess you're right

- Don't worry, something tells me

you'll have better luck in round two.

What do you say?

- Okay, fine. But there better be

a pile of money behind the next door I open

(chains clicking)

- Okay, round two here we go

(laughing)

(door opening)

(yelling)

- Is it a chainsaw?

- Oh, sorry no that was a shout

of excitement and joy there's a masseuse

hiding behind my door

- Hello, congratulations. You've won a massage.

- Boohoo, looks like I chose correctly back to back

(laughing)

(frusterated grunt)

- Okay, I'm going to open my door now

but before I do I need to know that Leatherface

isn't behind it.

- No sweat, hey Leatherface come out here

- Hey guys, oh wow, you're getting a massage

be sure to ask for the lavender oil

it's a delight.

- Okay, here goes nothing.

- Well, is it a pile of money

- No, it's just more darkness, wait,

I think I hear something

(faint chainsaw buzzing)

(yelling)

(door slamming)

- What's the matter pear? You sound like

you're at the end of your rope

(laughing)

- Good one Leatherface

(intense music)

(yelling)

- That is it. I am so done with this episode

- Aww Pear, don't go, we were just getting

revved up

(laughing)

- You're the king Orange

- Yeah, hilarious. Well, see you guys later, I'm off to

(chainsaw buzzing)

(yelling)

- Maybe it wasn't the best idea leaving through a door

(chains clinking)

- What are you talking about? The only

way to leave is through a door

(chainsaw buzzing)

(yelling)

(door slams)

(chainsaw crashes)

(yelling)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(door opens)

(yelling)

- Uh oh

- Oh, hi.

- Congratulations you've won a massage

- Okay

(bouncing)

- Maybe this challenge isn't so bad after all

- Of course not. Now let me just get the

lavender oil out of my

(chainsaw buzzing)

(yelling)

(intense music)