Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Uh, alright, Alright, alright, let's place a monopoly. Which orange would hurry up and get here? I wonder what the holdup is. Hey, guys, I'm new in town. My name is Rump roast. Oh, no, It's really gonna have fun with this guy. Dude, you should really get out of here before our buddy Orange shows up. Why? I'd love to meet him. Oh, we playing Monopoly? Oh, I love Monopoly. E had the boardwalk it. Hey, friend. Nice to meet you. I'm rough roast. Uh, is something wrong, friend? E Thank the hilarity of your name. Might have just Fridays Brain. So you guys mind if I roll first? Oh, What? Hey, I'm gonna buy your hotel. Hey, you with now. Hey, buddy. How you feeling, Rob Rose? Yep. That's my name. And it's a name I could really get behind. Sorry. It's just really nice to meet you, but yeah, I can see why you guys wanted me to leave. It's too late now. We're 30 minutes into the game. Yeah, don't leave. That would really bummed me out. You know, making fun of someone's name isn't very polite. Yeah, nobody likes being the butt of a joke. Thank you. I appreciate it, but hey, but orange. Knock it off. Stop saying, but okay, I'm finished now. Good. Yeah. I finally hit the tail end Orange. You're being rude. Rude. Just a little cheeky. You know what? You should try getting some manners. Good idea. I'll Twerk on it. Oh, let's just shut up and play the game, Monopoly. I wanna play Monopoly. I get to be the car. You can't have the car. I'm the car. Well, that explains all the junk in the trunk. Far fine. That'll just be the Booty Orange. If you're gonna play with us, you're gonna have to stop making fun of his name. Okay? You're sure you can keep a lid on the jokes? I'm not certain, but I've got a hunch. Okay. Okay. That was the last one, I promise. Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. Stephanie, Snap. Now I've got Boardwalk and Park Place. Anything to say about that orange? See, This is nice, huh? Your turn. Michigan Avenue E. Bet the puns are already piling up in your brain, aren't they? Too bad. My turn. Okay. I need to say something. You can't, Dude, That's the deal. No butting in. Watch your phrasing. Oh, come on. If you want to play, you can't talk. Uh oh. Looks like I'm almost out of money. I'm in danger of falling way Gave you a chance but you couldn't take it hard, Hard, hard My name has rump in it. We get it Orange way eyes Oh, the pain, bub Bird dude. Oh, miss him. He was a nice guy. Yeah, he was great. A So should we finish the game? Yes. It would be nice to actually finish a game of monopoly for once instead of just waiting for someone to flip the board over and anger. Besides what? I'm actually waiting. You guys have played monopoly without telling. May you jerks. Yeah, Thanks a lot, but head But, boy, Oh, boy. Let me tell you about my ex wife. My ex wife wanted to be an actress, but I tell you, she's so ugly she couldn't even get a part in the hot dog. Oh, man, this is so exciting. I've been dying to come to this comedy club. Yeah, me too. Whoa! Midget apple. That's little apple. What are you doing back there? I'm trying to watch the show, but you're blocking my view. Maybe that's why they call it stand up. She's stupid, too. You wanna know how stupid she got? A sirloin was a night ho. Was that supposed to be funny? Just give him a chance, Okay? Oh, is she a lousy driving? Just last week, she Tebow my car. I don't know why we had to come to this place. The laugh. I'm a way funnier than this meatball. Hey, dude, zip the lip. Hey, dude. Daph, make me laugh. You know he's gonna pick on us, all right? Looks like we got another comedian here, folks. What's your name? Uh, bozo. I'm not a bozo. I'm an orange. Well, thanks a lot, Captain. Obvious. No problem, Major Meatball. Oh, so you want to see a joke, huh? Quick. Somebody get this guy a mirror. Really? That's all you got? And what about your little buddy there? That's little Apple. Not you, Munchkin. The other guy won't leave me out of this. Why does this guy needs some exercise? He's looking a little pear shaped dude. I am a pair. Yeah, pair of jokers. Oh, wow. Did you ever notice that meatballs a real ham burger. Way orange. You are so stupid. You thought photosynthesis had something to do with a camera? Yeah, well, you're so dumb. You tried to go fishing in a gravy boat way. Go home now. What? You guys don't wanna leave already, do you? Yes. Why don't you make, like, a hockey stick and get the puck out of here? But I'm totally winning. This guy's dead meat. Whatever orange. I'm the one rind ing you down. Hey. Hey, Meatball. What? Hey, can I call you Chuck? Okay, Chuck. Hey. Hey, Chuck. What do you want now? Guess what. What? Spatula. What? Talk about a Patti Cooper. What's that? I can't hear you. Your deliveries a little flat. Ouch. That looked like it hurt. Jeez. All they wanted to do was laugh. What a letdown. I'll say I've been staring at or just but all night. Poor meatball.