That's because you're boring, boy.

Oh, hey, Who said that?

Zip that lip.

The instigator of flavors here to save the day.

Get ready for bacon.

Whoa, It's Jiminy Crispy.

Yeah, it's not.

Hey, Bacon.

Can I call you Kevin?

I know you got your bacon's mixed up Really bad.

Oh, my bacon has a first name.

It's Kay, FBI Bacon.

I don't play that.

Oh, sorry, Bacon.

You really got me shaking E.

Hey, you!

Does anybody else smell that?

It's like like, sorry, midget apple.

Looks like we got a guest leak.

Do.

No, it's not that.

It's more like maybe it's Kevin.

He was just giving me the stink eye.

Don't be dumb, right?

No, Kevin here.

Just bacon.

Bacon.

I'm a taste sensation with flavor to spare.

Who wants some?

Who needs something?

Not me.

I taste great guys.

I mean it.

Don't worry.

Everything is better with bacon.

Just ask Banana.

Are you talking Thio?

Bacon wrapped banana.

I'll have some of that.

Whoa.

Bananas are going hog wild.

See?

Everything is better with bacon.

You're pretty full of yourself.

Hey, cherry girl, I'm not a cherry.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, what's going on here?

This is like, epic wrapping battles.

Bacon gets it done.

Boy, guys, I can't feel my head.

Don't freak out.

Just try to keep your mind off of it.

I'm so scared.

Somebody help me!

Don't fight the salt of snake.

He makes everything great.

Let me rob.

Got mad at me.

Seriously, Why did you come to me, bro?

Because you're a waste of taste, dog.

Even Bacon's got its limit.

Would keep my just your dirty pigs.

But you'll never take this lemon alive.

Geronimo.

Uh, your grandpa.

I hope you fail better.

Hey, you feel like a greasy band?

Aid e mean that you know, this is flavor country little.

I don't actually know what you are, but I bet you taste great with bacon.

Bacon E bacon is spreading like a swine.

Flu e Told you I'm not a e.

That was a close one.

Whoa, way.

Really Do it like athlete baby bacon.

Now, ain't that a beautiful sight?

Everywhere I look, it's bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips.

Actually, I'm taking bacon.

Still bacon Told you guys given a bacon.

Will you help me find my money?

Don't be calling me Kevin.

You beautiful, bacon wrapped ball of fruit.

My bad.

How about I just call you Fireball?

Okay.

Whoa!

I feel like a pork.

You pine.

Wow.

I told you we had a gas leak.

I don't believe it.

Somehow the bacon saved us for being exploded.

Well, not everybody e the Oh!

Oh, no.

Check it out.

Yo, we're back.

Back to back in the kitchen with my buddy pair of glasses.

Duck, fool!

Back with my big, beautiful bushy beard.

I stole it from a lumberjack after I beat it down.

Beautiful.

Didn't you get the fight?

We're throwing a party with already and party?

Uh huh.

We're getting all Bob Ross up in this mother making a portrait of yours truly.

Use a bacon, bacon and more bacon way.

Start off with a big, beautiful ball of pork.

You know, it's the cheeses that pleases.

So Layton think pair, glasses, duck fool again on again, again and again.

That's right.

Now hit it with the bacon strips on bacon strips on bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, Even midgets.

Think big when it comes to bacon.

Don't believe the hype all the piggies went to market even the little one.

Time to hit him with Jack.

So?

So in the house, What's shaking bacon Word?

Yeah, And the word is bread.

Spread that bad boy up and throw it in the deep fryer.

Deep fry the deep fryer.

Once bitten twice fried.

Recognize time for the bacon cannon.

Get it with some chicken fried bacon, Strips of bacon strips.

It's bacon strips and hey, what are you doing?

Turn that faking Got upto maximum fool the Oh, there you go, bro.

You can't step when you're a bacon tip Time to float this mother down a slip and slide on spicy cheddar cheese Yakety yak Don't talk back Yo, almost home.

Let's get this bad boy bearded up.

Hit him with the bacon bits.

Pair of glasses, Jack.

Cool, old man.

Winter can suck it.

We've got a blizzard of bacon beating down on the counter.

Whoa!

It's a masterpiece of meat Like a Picasso made a pork It's almost too beautiful toe I think this thing Oh, yo, Next time, wheat Liam crack!

Ah, what a beautiful day to be out in about honey.

Daddy, that reminds me there's a big fun trip.

I want to go on with my best friend, Jenny.

Can I go?

Dad?

Can I g?

Oh, I don't know, honey.

You're awfully young for that.

Trust me when I say I've got a bad feeling about this.

But, Daddy, I wanna go, sweetheart.

Honey e hate you, Daddy.

Fine.

You can go.

What the heck do I know?

I'm only a former secret agent with lots of skills.

Thank you, Daddy.

You mommy ever split up?

I wanna live with you.

Oh, I love you too, babies.

Jenny, guess is going with you know, G, We're gonna have so much fun.

You'll always be Daddy's little girl.

God, they grow up so fast.

Bacon.

It's baby egg e Think something's wrong?

Oh, I'm sure everything is fine.

Hello, baby.

Are you okay, E?

Just want some scary sausage, man.

Who wanted to go far, far away?

Hold on.

I think they want to talk to you know, baby, listen to me very carefully.

You're about to be taken.

Yep.

It's already happened.

Sorry, Daddy, but we got to get going now.

Wait.

I don't know who you are or what you want.

If it's ransom year after I can tell you I have no money.

What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I've acquired over a very long career.

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you let my baby go now, that will be the end of it.

But if you don't, I will look for you.

I will find you and I will kill you.

Okay.

Well, good lucks!

What?

That little piggy went to market.

That little piggy stayed home playoff that could Piggy got roasted on that piggy got stone.

Stop way, little piggy!

Get a nice jump star now, Where's my daughter, Chief Geo, that's rather interesting because you're about to be history to.

Well, everybody else is busy.

We're gonna steal all these paintings.

Keep it down, you idiot!

We've got to keep this quiet.

What The baby, baby, Where's my baby?

Huh?

Oh, wow!

No co cow!

Whoa!

Dude, I think somebody's trying to rob the museum.

Bird told Booth Boss, Huh?

Don't worry, fellas.

I'll tell him myself.

Oh, sorry.

I was just looking for the baths.

What a breathtaking work of art.

You know, I could stare at this all day, baby.

Where's my baby?

Excuse me.

Who are you?

Oh, my goodness.

Daddy!

Thank my lucky stars, baby.

Wait.

What are you doing here?

Does this mean that field trip is canceled?

Field trip.

You're on o field.

Oh, my God.

Do I have egg on my face or what?

Whoops.