Let's do it!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Boy, it was lucky the sidewalk broke our fall.

But we lost Plankton!

To the spy mobile!

Hm... mines, oil slick, smoke screen, shield.

Self-destruct!

[beeping]

[laughing]

[screaming]

Destroy my lab, will ya Krabs?

Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!

Is it dark?

Or have I put off my cataract surgery too long?

No, Mr. Krabs. It's that time of the month.

Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!

I'm on it!

[alarm sounding]

[toilet flushing]

Bring it on, Plankton!

Oh, I will!

We'll see if you have a customer left after I pump up the volume!

[music playing]

Oh, brother. I hated the real version of this song.

[grumbling]

He's driving me customers away!

Alright Plankton, you want my customers so badly? You can have 'em!

Do your worst, Krabs!

I hate my job.

It's up to you and me, buddy!

Abandon ship!

[screaming]

Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!

[chuckling]

[gasping]

I win! I always win!

[cheering]

Again! Again!

You fool! This was over before it started!

I will now consider your unconditional surren... der.

[laughing]

So that's how he wants it to go down.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Huh?

[thudding]

Ha, you missed me!

[choking]

[screaming]

[choking]

[choking]

[gargling]

Score one for the boys back home!

Victory screech!

[screeching]

Morons.

OK, fine! You want a fort?

There, there's your fort!

- Now-- - That fort's too small, Squidward.

It's OK, Patrick, it's just a demonstration.

- Now-- - He's right, Squidward.

That thing would never protect you, it's downright puny.

Trust me, it's fine!

[crashing]

See, it is too small!

Not if I crouch down!

I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down!

See? Down here I am perfectly--

Exposed.

Would you two please just--

Stop throwing--

Snowballs!

[sizzling]

Squidward returned fire!

Then it's war!

No, no, wait, wait, wait, I was just giving a demonstration!

[grunting]

Alright, that's it, you guys asked for it!

[groaning]

I got him, I got him!

[laughing]

In your face, SpongeBob!

[laughing]

That was actually kind of... exciting!

Why... I've never felt so alive!

He got you good, SpongeBob!

Take cover!

Take this! I got you!

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, take that!

Whoa, I got ya that time!

Oh, yeah!

[screaming]

Incoming!

Hey, SpongeBob?

Yes, Patrick?

I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.

That last one had his clarinet in it.

- Hmm, looks like it's time for plan B! - Take that!

[laughing maniacally]

I guess that oughta do it.

[laughing maniacally]

Fort Squidward is now all but impenetrable!

[laughing maniacally]