I've developed a keen eye for critiquing finance, observed Rapid Bechet.

But really, today we will discuss some of the most poignant works of fair.

Not we hear the annoying orange have received.

First work I'd like to discuss is their masterful oil on canvas entitled Orange Cuts Year, the Ana says, expertly catching orange at his most vulnerable.

It's provocative, it's inspiring, and I give it 4.5 grapefruits.

My only critique is that the composition suffers from not enough grapefruit.

Where there a picture of me down in the corner doing something awesome, like lifting weights or jumping a motorcycle.

Peace could have been elevated to unthinkable heights.

Next, we have origin.

There is but one word for work of this caliber.

And that word is Wow.

I mean, talk about photo realism.

Even with my trained eye, I was barely able to distinguish this painstakingly detailed watercolor from, say, a digital photograph.

Oranges head on a human body.

Ah, hunting image.

That begs the question.

What is human existence?

Truly, I give this work, have great boots.

I would have expected the artist to put my head on the man's body, you know, because I'm the one who's always surrounded by hot women.

But I applaud the artist imagination here.

Many works if I provide questions.

But Tree of annoyance is among those precious few that truly provides answers a piece for all of us who have wondered, What would a bunch of annoying oranges in a tree look like?

What are some of the expressions orange often makes?

What would orange look like with the mustache?

Here we have answers those formidable questions, and for that I get this work.

4.5 grapefruits, one small critique.

From a compositional standpoint, I feel the bacon area down center could have been filled with a picture of me doing something really cool, like riding a jet ski over a waterfall.

But that's next with an outstretched, and that begs mankind to reconsider its very trajectory.

Orange Bieber has made a believer out of me, expertly skewering popular art cultures with tactful ferocity of Ribery tones juxtaposed against the flat background was so inspired I was brought to tears.

It should be noted that Justin Bieber's most recent album also brought me to tears.

Furthermore, I should mention that this morning I saw a dog poop on the sidewalk and it brought me to tears.

I have a doctor's appointment next week to get my tear ducts checked out or have grapefruits foot formidable work about the white newest hisley showed a little bit more of his bicep.

I've been told that Bieber has a tattoo of me on his left shoulder.

True story.

What is beauty?

A simple question to bake, getting extraordinarily difficult question to answer.

And yet this remarkable work bravely tackles the question head on without opponent.

Indeed, the women's eyes follow you much like the Mona Lisa's observe.

Additionally, if you listen carefully enough, the paintings poignantly exaggerated lips can be heard whispering the very meaning of life.

Listen, and there you have it, a work of art, unlike anything we've ever seen before and unlike anything will ever see again, I give it 4.5 great groups.

My only criticism is that a woman that beautiful should probably be hanging out with me great fruit until the painting does suffer just a smidge from this distinct leg of grapefruit.

Life is fleeting indeed, and few works capture the quiet desperation of our inevitable mortality as mortality, Like orange, whose mouth stanza gave in stunned silence.

I have no words the model used in this painting, a French terrible name.

Pierre had to sit still for over 16 hours while this work was created.

Truly a monumental feat.

I mean, it tied enough, keeping a dribble still for 16 seconds.

Yes, willpower has paid off, however, as his profound, murderous acuteness is now forever immortalized in this timeless work.

Mortalities earns 4.5 Grapefruits Photo offer one suggestion to the artist.

It would be, too.

Maybe you, some of the other characters from the show.

Next time I feel like orange gets to be in, like all the fan at.

Meanwhile, there are other characters on the annoying on show who might, I don't know, be sitting at home watching King of Queens reruns most nights and would be super pumped, a model for a painting, even if it means getting eaten by a general for 16 hours.

Disturbing, annoying.

These descriptors, among others, come to mind whenever I lose myself in the masterful oil on canvas sleep creep, just as classical elements creeping to the beach.

So, too, does a searing image of oranges pronounce cumulus creep into my mind at night, when I'm at my most vulnerable, passing away orange haunts, all of I dreamed and perhaps in a much more literal way, this painting cause me to put my pants and daughter the first time I laid eyes upon it.

Slight creep strikes.

It intended chord with triumphant residents, so I have assigned it 4.5 grapefruit.

Only particular painting is that it does not include more great.

The aptly named Hey says many things, not least of all that it is a copyrighted property of one Riley Jr What truly grabs me here is the terse, monosyllabic message.

Hey, simply astounding work.

The loan strike against this piece is that it was not more blatantly a picture of me, obviously, the yellow which background is an old managed to my yellowish skin, but I don't feel a piece could have ascended to an entirely different plane, and it not tiptoed around the fact that I great fruit and actually the focal point of this piece.

This mesmerizing piece, entitled Orange Boss, blurs the line between virtual and reality question.

Flood my mind as I gaze upon this formidable work, his life, Malia game, the battles we face our true barriers, Or are they mere annoyances?

And perhaps most importantly, fans, the annoying orange realized There are other characters on the show, really cool characters with fragile egos.

I might like to be represented in fair, not from time to time.

I give it 4.5 grapefruit because I'm trying to come off as unaffected here.

But if we're being honest, the fact that I was omitted from the super cool piece of art cuts to the core of me more than a knife ever could.

Another piece of fan art featuring orange?

How unexpected.

That face, entitled Armed Orange, is I don't know, look at how awesome orange would be if he had arms.

In addition to being the most love character on this show, I mean, we get it.

Orange is cool.

Fans love orange, orange, orange, orange.

Why don't we all just give orange a big round of applause?

Oh, wait.

He could do that himself, because apparently he has arms now.

Sorry about that.

Personal feelings aside, this piece is very well done.

and earns 4.5 grapefruits.

Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention how spectacular oranges pecs look in this drama.

Finally, we have this question really named piece entitled The Gang's All.

Here we see orange with all his friends supporting exaggerated smiles, presumably because the entire gang is there.

Certainly no fifth friend of this could possibly have been included in this composition, say, in the bacon area in the middle of the canvas.

Nay, the gang's all here and there is literally nothing and no one missing from it.

And for that I give it Florida have areas in the middle of the candidates because great for, apparently doesn't exist in the universe.

Whoa!

OK, that was weird.

I'm good now.

Income.

Suddenly, I'm more concerned that there might be a portal in year.

Or maybe the laws of physics change door.

Okay.

Anyway, if you like to see your artwork on a future episode of Great Fruit Act, critics send in submissions to real grapefruit at gmail dot com.