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  • having dabbled in more than a few community college courses over the years.

  • I've developed a keen eye for critiquing finance, observed Rapid Bechet.

  • But really, today we will discuss some of the most poignant works of fair.

  • Not we hear the annoying orange have received.

  • First work I'd like to discuss is their masterful oil on canvas entitled Orange Cuts Year, the Ana says, expertly catching orange at his most vulnerable.

  • It's provocative, it's inspiring, and I give it 4.5 grapefruits.

  • My only critique is that the composition suffers from not enough grapefruit.

  • Where there a picture of me down in the corner doing something awesome, like lifting weights or jumping a motorcycle.

  • Peace could have been elevated to unthinkable heights.

  • Next, we have origin.

  • There is but one word for work of this caliber.

  • And that word is Wow.

  • I mean, talk about photo realism.

  • Even with my trained eye, I was barely able to distinguish this painstakingly detailed watercolor from, say, a digital photograph.

  • Oranges head on a human body.

  • Ah, hunting image.

  • That begs the question.

  • What is human existence?

  • Truly, I give this work, have great boots.

  • I would have expected the artist to put my head on the man's body, you know, because I'm the one who's always surrounded by hot women.

  • But I applaud the artist imagination here.

  • Many works if I provide questions.

  • But Tree of annoyance is among those precious few that truly provides answers a piece for all of us who have wondered, What would a bunch of annoying oranges in a tree look like?

  • What are some of the expressions orange often makes?

  • What would orange look like with the mustache?

  • Here we have answers those formidable questions, and for that I get this work.

  • 4.5 grapefruits, one small critique.

  • From a compositional standpoint, I feel the bacon area down center could have been filled with a picture of me doing something really cool, like riding a jet ski over a waterfall.

  • But that's next with an outstretched, and that begs mankind to reconsider its very trajectory.

  • Orange Bieber has made a believer out of me, expertly skewering popular art cultures with tactful ferocity of Ribery tones juxtaposed against the flat background was so inspired I was brought to tears.

  • It should be noted that Justin Bieber's most recent album also brought me to tears.

  • Furthermore, I should mention that this morning I saw a dog poop on the sidewalk and it brought me to tears.

  • I have a doctor's appointment next week to get my tear ducts checked out or have grapefruits foot formidable work about the white newest hisley showed a little bit more of his bicep.

  • I've been told that Bieber has a tattoo of me on his left shoulder.

  • True story.

  • What is beauty?

  • A simple question to bake, getting extraordinarily difficult question to answer.

  • And yet this remarkable work bravely tackles the question head on without opponent.

  • Indeed, the women's eyes follow you much like the Mona Lisa's observe.

  • Additionally, if you listen carefully enough, the paintings poignantly exaggerated lips can be heard whispering the very meaning of life.

  • Listen, and there you have it, a work of art, unlike anything we've ever seen before and unlike anything will ever see again, I give it 4.5 great groups.

  • My only criticism is that a woman that beautiful should probably be hanging out with me great fruit until the painting does suffer just a smidge from this distinct leg of grapefruit.

  • Life is fleeting indeed, and few works capture the quiet desperation of our inevitable mortality as mortality, Like orange, whose mouth stanza gave in stunned silence.

  • I have no words the model used in this painting, a French terrible name.

  • Pierre had to sit still for over 16 hours while this work was created.

  • Truly a monumental feat.

  • I mean, it tied enough, keeping a dribble still for 16 seconds.

  • Yes, willpower has paid off, however, as his profound, murderous acuteness is now forever immortalized in this timeless work.

  • Mortalities earns 4.5 Grapefruits Photo offer one suggestion to the artist.

  • It would be, too.

  • Maybe you, some of the other characters from the show.

  • Next time I feel like orange gets to be in, like all the fan at.

  • Meanwhile, there are other characters on the annoying on show who might, I don't know, be sitting at home watching King of Queens reruns most nights and would be super pumped, a model for a painting, even if it means getting eaten by a general for 16 hours.

  • Disturbing, annoying.

  • These descriptors, among others, come to mind whenever I lose myself in the masterful oil on canvas sleep creep, just as classical elements creeping to the beach.

  • So, too, does a searing image of oranges pronounce cumulus creep into my mind at night, when I'm at my most vulnerable, passing away orange haunts, all of I dreamed and perhaps in a much more literal way, this painting cause me to put my pants and daughter the first time I laid eyes upon it.

  • Slight creep strikes.

  • It intended chord with triumphant residents, so I have assigned it 4.5 grapefruit.

  • Only particular painting is that it does not include more great.

  • The aptly named Hey says many things, not least of all that it is a copyrighted property of one Riley Jr What truly grabs me here is the terse, monosyllabic message.

  • Hey, simply astounding work.

  • The loan strike against this piece is that it was not more blatantly a picture of me, obviously, the yellow which background is an old managed to my yellowish skin, but I don't feel a piece could have ascended to an entirely different plane, and it not tiptoed around the fact that I great fruit and actually the focal point of this piece.

  • This mesmerizing piece, entitled Orange Boss, blurs the line between virtual and reality question.

  • Flood my mind as I gaze upon this formidable work, his life, Malia game, the battles we face our true barriers, Or are they mere annoyances?

  • And perhaps most importantly, fans, the annoying orange realized There are other characters on the show, really cool characters with fragile egos.

  • I might like to be represented in fair, not from time to time.

  • I give it 4.5 grapefruit because I'm trying to come off as unaffected here.

  • But if we're being honest, the fact that I was omitted from the super cool piece of art cuts to the core of me more than a knife ever could.

  • Another piece of fan art featuring orange?

  • How unexpected.

  • That face, entitled Armed Orange, is I don't know, look at how awesome orange would be if he had arms.

  • In addition to being the most love character on this show, I mean, we get it.

  • Orange is cool.

  • Fans love orange, orange, orange, orange.

  • Why don't we all just give orange a big round of applause?

  • Oh, wait.

  • He could do that himself, because apparently he has arms now.

  • Sorry about that.

  • Personal feelings aside, this piece is very well done.

  • and earns 4.5 grapefruits.

  • Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention how spectacular oranges pecs look in this drama.

  • Finally, we have this question really named piece entitled The Gang's All.

  • Here we see orange with all his friends supporting exaggerated smiles, presumably because the entire gang is there.

  • Certainly no fifth friend of this could possibly have been included in this composition, say, in the bacon area in the middle of the canvas.

  • Nay, the gang's all here and there is literally nothing and no one missing from it.

  • And for that I give it Florida have areas in the middle of the candidates because great for, apparently doesn't exist in the universe.

  • Whoa!

  • OK, that was weird.

  • I'm good now.

  • Income.

  • Suddenly, I'm more concerned that there might be a portal in year.

  • Or maybe the laws of physics change door.

  • Okay.

  • Anyway, if you like to see your artwork on a future episode of Great Fruit Act, critics send in submissions to real grapefruit at gmail dot com.

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