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  • - What up, fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple,

  • and this is Pear.

  • - Today, we're going to show you "How 2 Rock".

  • - Wait, Pear, you're saying it all wrong.

  • - What do you mean?

  • - We're not showing them how to rock,

  • we're showing them "How 2 Rock"!

  • - Okay, I'm thinking I might not be the right person

  • to cohost this episode.

  • - No, you're perfect, just follow my instructions

  • and we'll have you rocking in no time.

  • - I doubt it, but okay.

  • - [Apple] Step 1: get in the mindset,

  • that means amped up, get angry.

  • - About what?

  • - Anything that's bothering you.

  • - Well, I guess the ending

  • to that book I just finished wasn't that great.

  • - Good, use that, let the angst "flow through you."

  • - And, well, I'm kind of tired of people saying

  • I'm their least favorite "Annoying Orange" character.

  • - Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

  • - And earlier today, Orange said

  • I was "shaped like a bowling pin",

  • and so my nickname should be "boring pin".

  • - Um, that might be too good.

  • - I'm feeling it, Little Apple,

  • the rock and roll attitude is taking over my entire body.

  • Yeah!

  • - I'll say, holy Toledo, dude.

  • - What now, what's the next step?

  • - Um, maybe we should wait

  • until you resemble the Hulk a little less.

  • - I said, "I'm ready to rock!"

  • - Okay, step 2: turn the volume up, and I mean way up.

  • You can't rock quietly, you got to let the world know.

  • - Okay, I turned the dial so far that it snapped off.

  • Is that loud enough?

  • - Um, yeah, that should it, so onto step 3.

  • - It's rock-a- (indistinct)!

  • - Not there, I think that might be too loud.

  • - No such thing, Little Apple, not when you're rocking.

  • - Um, I don't know, dude,

  • the neighbors are getting angry.

  • - [Neighbor 1] Yo, turn down that racket!

  • - [Neighbor 2] People are trying to sleep here!

  • - Ha, have you forgotten step 4, Little Apple?

  • "Don't listen to authority", if anyone tries

  • to stop your rocking, you answer them like this!

  • (speaker vibrates loudly)

  • (people scream)

  • (laughs) Aw yeah!

  • - Okay, you did it, dude.

  • You literarily rocked some dude's face off.

  • Can we stop now?

  • The ceiling's falling and there's a whole lot of debris.

  • - Sorry, Little Apple, I can't stop rocking.

  • It's part of me now, I'm one with the-

  • - Huh?

  • - Yeah, I'm one with the rock!

  • - No, rock!

  • - Huh?

  • (group screams)

  • (rock music)

- What up, fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple,

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