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  • - Hey!

  • Hey, floating egg!

  • Heyyy!

  • Wanna hear a yolk?

  • Hahaha!

  • Oh man, I CRACK myself up.

  • HAHAHA!

  • Hmm, not talkin' huh?

  • Don't worry,

  • I'll help you break outta your shell.

  • Hahaha!

  • (coos)

  • Wow!

  • Oh, baby!

  • (neo-classical music)

  • - Baby Yoda, don't touch that.

  • Don't touch that either.

  • Don't touch that eith--

  • (laughs)

  • Tell you what,

  • touch anything you'd like.

  • - Where do you think he came from?

  • And what is this thing he rides around in?

  • It's super weird.

  • - I know, right?

  • I figured a baby like him would drive a TOY-YODA.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Nah.

  • WHOA!

  • Hey there Baby Yoda,

  • how'd you get over here so quietly?

  • - I think Ewok-ed.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Fellas,

  • this baby alien is really messin' with my workout.

  • I can actually feel my gluteus maximus goin' minimus on me!

  • - Ugh.

  • I'm surrounded by terrible jokes on all sides.

  • - Eeeee!

  • So cute!

  • - What do we have here?

  • Hold that thought.

  • - Don't worry,

  • I haven't had a thought in years.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Hello ladies.

  • Into cute, adorable guys are we?

  • The name's Grapefruit.

  • I'm Aquarius, I'm available,

  • and I'm all yours if you like what you see.

  • - Cool.

  • Good to know.

  • Do you mind getting out of the way?

  • I wanna see his ears.

  • - They moved!

  • Ohhh!

  • - Pride.

  • Injured.

  • Must.

  • Keep it

  • together.

  • What does Baby Yoda got that I don't?

  • - Ears, for one thing.

  • (sniffing)

  • - Also de-YODA-rant.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Grr.

  • - Guys,

  • Baby Yoda's messing with the oven dials.

  • - Uh, which one of you is in charge of him?

  • - Well, lemme ask YOU a question.

  • What do you think of men who step up

  • and shoulder their fair share of childcare?

  • - Mmm, very hot.

  • - Then I am in charge of Baby Yoda.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • Grapefruit.

  • Sagittarius.

  • - Didn't you say you were an Aquarius earlier?

  • - I'll admit it.

  • I don't know anything about astrology.

  • I'm much better with numbers.

  • Maybe I could get yours?

  • - Ugh.

  • - Listen, Casanova.

  • Your kid is literally playing on a stove.

  • Why don't you go deal with that?

  • - Will do.

  • Here we go, Grapefruit.

  • Everybody's watching.

  • Fatherhood time.

  • Psst. Guys.

  • How do I get this baby to nap or whatever?

  • - Just give him one of your art critiques.

  • That'll put him right to sleep.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Ugh, nevermind.

  • Hey sport?

  • You wanna stop turning those dials?

  • GAHHHH!

  • - Whoa!

  • They were right.

  • Grapefruit stepping up as a dad IS pretty hot.

  • Hahaha!

  • - I'm good. I'm good.

  • Bum's a little burned, but it's fine.

  • I might need some ointment rubbed on it later...

  • Ladies.

  • - [Both] Ugh.

  • - Okay, listen up you little twerp.

  • You're embarrassing me in front of the pretty ladies.

  • Now can we PLEASE just--

  • (coos)

  • - GAHHH!

  • GAAAAUGH!

  • AAAIEEEEE!!!

  • - Wuh oh.

  • He's gonna need a whole lotta ointment later.

  • Not it.

  • - Not it.

  • - Not it.

  • - Aww man!

  • - STOP!

  • TOUCHING!

  • DIALS!

  • Okay, that's it!

  • Baby Yoda, you get back in your egg NOW!

  • Hear me??

  • NOW!

  • (Baby Yoda cries)

  • - Jeez, don't yell at him.

  • He's just a baby.

  • - HE IS FIFTY YEARS OLD! And he's had it out for me

  • ever since he came into the kitchen:

  • lifting more weight than me,

  • impressing the ladies more than me.

  • I've had it, I tell ya!

  • Just cuz he has cute eyes and cute hands--

  • - And his cute ears.

  • - Don't forget his cute ears.

  • - AH YES,

  • HOW COULD I EVER FORGET HIS CUTE EARS??

  • Well, that's it.

  • Grapefruit gave fatherhood a try,

  • it was a bust,

  • now this so-called "BABY" Yoda

  • can fend for himself for all I care!

  • - You're just gonna leave him?

  • - That's a WOOKIE mistake, bro.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Come on,

  • we're putting you back in your floaty egg thingamajig!

  • I'm gonna finish my workout,

  • draw a nice bath, and watch--

  • - The Mandolorian?

  • - Well, I was actually thinking Office reruns,

  • but yeah I should definitely catch up

  • on my Disney Plus a bit.

  • - No.

  • The Mandolorian!

  • - GUN HELLO.

  • - Back away from the child.

  • - You gun it.

  • I mean you "got."

  • You got it, gun.

  • I mean you got a gun.

  • - There, there.

  • - He's so good with babies.

  • - That's so sweet.

  • Mega-swoon.

  • - WhatEVER.

  • - Now lets get off this planet.

  • - Thanks a lot, Grapefruit.

  • Now they'll never come back to visit.

  • - Guys? Be honest with me,

  • am I cut out to be a father?

  • - No.

  • - Just give it to me straight.

  • I can take it.

  • - Grapefruit,

  • in no universe are you cut out to be a dad.

  • - Stop speaking in riddles!

  • Give it to me straight!

  • - YODA worst dad of all time, Grapefruit.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Okay.

  • I hear what you're saying, and I agree with you.

  • I probably will make a pretty great dad someday.

  • - That's not what we're saying.

  • - And I am a pretty great guy.

  • - No one is saying that.

  • - And I shouldn't bother to work on myself

  • because I'm already perfect

  • and in no way do I present malignant narcissism.

  • Thanks guys,

  • that's exactly what I needed to hear.

  • - What just happened?

  • And where did Orange go?

  • - What does this one do?

  • Hahaha!

  • - AAAAAAUGH!!!

  • AAAIEEEEE!!!

- Hey!

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Annoying Orange - Baby Yoda Visits the Kitchen!

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    Summer posted on 2020/09/02
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