Name: HOW2: How to Save the Earth!
Uploaded: 2020-09-02T19:05:12.000Z
Duration: 3 min 34 s
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I'm Marshmallow, and I'm here with my favorite person in

Well, today we've got a doozy of an episode for ya.

- I know where to begin, I brought a list!

Kindness is contagious, so being kind, even to one person,

from a cycle of violence, pain and despair.

- Ha, so I think our lists are pretty different.

- Different, but equally valid and wonderful.

Step two, establish a missile defense shield capable

of intercepting extraterrestrial missiles

- [Marshmallow] Yay! That's a great one, Lou!

Your thoughts manifest themselves through your actions, so--

I'm sorry, but it feels like one of us put in effort

and did actual research about how to save the Earth

from an imminent cataclysmic event, and the other person--

No, it's yours that isn't meticulously-researched!

One that isn't beholden to corporate interests

until I found out the truth about Big Tin Foil!

It's controlled by Big Chicken, (rooster crows)

which is controlled by the Kuwaitis, (lightning crashes)

That reminds me of step five, plant a flower.

How did my manifesto remind you of planting a flower?

How's planting a flower going to save the world?

because we need to be carbon neutral yesterday.

- [Marshmallow] Step nine, say something nice

Step 10, begin construction on a city near the Earth's core,

where minerals are plentiful and gamma rays are minimal.

- [Marshmallow] Step 11, everyone give Lou a hug!

- Aw, could you please not destroy Earth?

- Well, I guess since you asked so politely,

Most planets try to blast us with missile defense shields.