Pretty cool, huh?

Is that cool?

Okay.

Trusty assistant.

Sona.

Obsession.

So you and I have been together.

How long?

Over nine years.

And I've been there during really important moments in your life.

Yeah, I'm told that you want to buy a new car.

Yes.

Okay.

This is a big decision.

It is.

I'd like to help you.

Are you cool with me helping you?

I mean, yeah, I'm sorry.

Do not trust me.

I I question your judgment.

I hired your true story.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was once really hungry after a long shoot.

And so it was at the office and I called her and I was headed in.

And I said, Sona, what about lunch?

And she said, I'm OK.

I've eaten and hung up before we buy you a new car.

Yes.

We have to look it.

Your existing car.

This is a 2007 Volkswagen Jetta.

How many miles are on this car?

There are 160,000 miles on his car.

What?

Had it tuned up?

I got my first tune up a week ago.

I didn't know.

I didn't know that you had to get it.

That's in sighing.

This thing is a death trap, but it still runs.

It don't.

Well, well, I stopped at a stop sign and it started shaking.

Really?

And then the light for the engine started flashing.

Sometimes the light will come on, and then something will happen.

And then the light turns off, so I'm like it must have fixed it.

You're a terrible car owner.

Awful.

You have a nickname for this?

I do.

This is white lightning.

How is it?

White lightning.

It's got 160,000 miles shivers and it shakes.

Why don't you just call it sickle cell anemia?

That is a glade.

Plug it It, uh, it ran out a while ago.

I guess it's a dollar chips from the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

That thing.

Why is this thing open?

It doesn't close.

Sometimes that closes but old clothes for, like, three minutes, and then it'll open up.

I could fix this if you want.

What?

This?

What are you doing?

What's this?

You're rolling Deep green.

Four have coupons, mostly bed, bath and beyond.

How many times do you have like an old lady who does?

You were a young woman like a guy.

Singles.

You have a dollar chips from the Bellagio and you have $600,000.

We've got so many Cooper.

Where do you get them?

Teoh, check this out.

What happened here?

It's bad.

I know and actually teach up up here.

You keep magazine thing kind of helpful, actually.

Look at that.

That's storage space.

Didn't even know about fate of the Furious.

That goes right in the old or roof chamber.

I would have bought to a new car myself.

Can you buy me a new car?

I don't have any money.

Yes.

No, I have access to your financial information.

Reports are old.

I made some unwise investments.

I bought a theme restaurant.

Was it Depression era burger stand?

Arabian racehorses that had Lupus.

But I can't go with you to dealers.

Because if people saw me, they freak out.

They do.

It's like, Oh, my God.

I Beatles got back together and became one person.

It's common place.

I've been places with you.

Yeah, it gets pretty crazy.

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't get crazy at all.

We'll find you a new car, But I can't go with you.

What's doing online.

We can go on Auto trader.

Let's do what the kids do.

I have a lot of wisdom.

Do you know your cars?

I do know cars.

You?

That's a car right there.

E m even wanna be with me.

Men want to be on top of me.

I want to be with weight.

Let's pick out a car for you.

I would really like to check out like a Subaru.

Not sure.

Can you please not get away?

Car.

What?

It looks like 1000 birds Shit on your car at once.

You can see the shit because the shit matches the white that your car is.

Well, then you realize your dreams.

Super foresters air.

Great.

That's a good car.

And it's what's 23,500?

And what's the Kelley Blue Book?

Price adviser.

Oh, right.

It's actually a little lower than what it is in the middle in the middle.

This is a fine car, but boring.

Let's go slightly out of your budget, Okay?

Like what?

Let's look at Bugattis.

There we go.

First one bang used 2010.

How much is that?

It's $2 million No.

One million.

900.

Look at it.

You know what it runs on?

Liquid arrogance.

How about a home when I get home, it needs so much gas.

Yeah.

They make a model that only runs on reinforced would.

That's not true.

Good improv partner.

Poor with Connor.

And some is in private when we come back.

Well, I'm in a candy shop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I'm a famous detective white one, which is the color of your car switch.

The price of that 1.

$73,000.

Yeah.

What's the Kelley Blue Book's?

It says 49,000 and 56.

Do sh What?

See, What's this person doing?

He's the Hummer owner.

Let's write this person an email.

I just checked out the Hummer you're selling and noticed that you are asking over $30,000 war.

Then it's Kelley Blue Book value.

I am so excited because I grew up on a stupid farm.

Go more on the way.

You're I think there is a word limit.

OK, we'll just take out the last three words on then just say, you waiting.

It's beautiful.

Lowest.

We pay.

Okay, cars under $1000.

Let's look at these cars under under $1000.

0, look how they're shooting in this shadow.

This suspicious shadows Look, Attack car is in the witness protection broken.

You know why they broke the handle, don't you?

That's a killing car.

This is a murder carts, a murder car.

It says Kelley Blue Book does not consider this a car with four wheels.

Please get this car.

I don't want this car.

Well, congratulations.

I'm buying you this car and I'm giving it to you on the air.

Yes, You have to accept, gentlemen.

Let's bring around soon, Um, obsessing and everybody fighting.

Thank you guys.

So now are you excited about your new car?

No, I'm not way.

Actually, we went and we bought this car.

We agreed to pay $1000 and they gave it to us for only $500 on.

Now it's yours.

I'm like Oprah.

This is incredible.

Here's your new car.

This car's all yours.

Terrible.

I don't want to get inside your in your It's amazing what?

You don't want to get a look at this thing?

It's beautiful.

Thats rubber stuff is curling and coming up off the top.

It's amazing.

Check out your new car and I'm one front really knew.

I will tell people who's on the show tonight from Hotel Transylvania.

Three.

Summer Vacation.

Andy Samberg.

Look at all the stains.

Hey, pushed the Netflix results.

Siri's now that comedian Nicole buyers on the show doesn't work.

Musical guests.

Dawes is on the way.

Jimmy.

Take it away.

I know.