Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary!

[giggling]

Down, boy!

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke with a fright in the middle of the night,

to find that his dream had come true.

[laughing]

Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.

Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

♪ You make a loop-de-loop and pull ♪

♪ And your shoes are looking cool ♪

♪ You make a loop-de-loop and pull ♪

♪ And your shoes are looking cool ♪

It's almost on, Gary!

[yawning]

Yeah, I got butterflies too.

This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history.

Now why don't you just get in the tub?

Get in the tub!

Get in the tub!

Get in the tub!

In the tub! In the tub!

Banooga ready!

Tabonga, Gary.

[meowing]

Gary, tabonga.

For some reason I can't get him out of my mind.

I blew it. I really blew it.

I took you for granted, Gary! I'm sorry!

Don't just stare at me, say something!

I'm talking to a billboard.

- Meow. - Now I'm hearing things.

If only I could see you one more time,

so I could tell you how much I love you.

If only I could hear you meow one last time.

- Meow. - Yeah, like that.

[purring]

Gary, your purring is making it hard to forget you.

Gary! Oh, Gary!

So, did you hear any of that or do I have to repeat myself?

- Meow. - OK, good.

Oh, what to do on this boring vacation?

Hey, I know just the thing to get the old spirits up!

I need 20 Krabby Patties please.

Sure thing, old buddy, old squid.

- 20 Krabby Patties coming-- - Meow.

You're right, Gary.

It is unhealthy to think about the Krusty Krab

while I'm on vacation. I need to get out of the house.

Gary, what are you doing?0

Meow.

Oh my gosh, your bowl's empty!

Not to worry, Gar-Gar, food is on the way

faster than you can say 'organic'.

[meowing]

And last but not least, a quick undercarriage check.

[hissing]

Whoa, OK, maybe we better skip that one.

It's laundry day, Gary!

Oops.

Meow.

[growling]

Hi, Squidward! My buddy is going away.

Can you take care of me...ow?

[laughing]

Oh, no. No way.

Look what that disgusting pest did to my sustainable garden.

He chewed it up, ruined it.

Gary, is that true?

Gary, time for breakfast!

The house must be settling.

That's better.

I can fix this. I'll feed you when I'm done.

Gary, dinner time!

Gary!

Gary?

OK, that's just creepy.

Gary, I think you need to spend some time away from this ball.

I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore.

[moaning]

- Huh? - Ahh!

Meow.

Come here, little fella, I won't hurt you.

[purring]

Aww. I'm gonna call you Señor Poopus.

Good job, Gary. Let's get him home so we can eat. He's almost all shell.

Meow.

Now remember, Gary, I'm entrusting you with the secret formula.

- Meow. - Stay sharp, Gary.

Don't let anyone inside.

- Meow. - Bye, Gary.

[humming]

[laughing]

[knocking]

Why, hey there little fella.

Is SpongeBob-- I mean, your master at home?

Perhaps I could just come inside

for a minute and demonstrate our fine snail products?

Shell polish, slime deodorant, chew toys--

My leg!

Your friends won't tell you this, but you could really use

the slime deodorant, smelly!

Wow! A house party going on inside of me.

Hey, why wasn't I invited?

Ha, I guess I was, since I am the house.

Look Gary, now we have tons of prickly new friends.

[meowing]

I have so many questions.

Lay 'em on me, Papa Bob.

What do you dream about?

Mostly I dream I'm flying above it all.

Oh, that's sweet.

While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.

[screaming]

Now snails love to sleep,

but they also like to have their fun!

And clever little Gary here is no different.

[laughing]

With a dang nifty decoy in place, Gary is ready to hit the town.

But first thing's first,

that gooey little varmint is mighty hungry.

[laughing]

It may not look like much to you and me,

but this here's four star dining to a snail.

[laughing]

Hey Patrick, let's give Gary a break.

Disengaging auto-snail!

[meowing]

Hi-hup-ho!

[squeaking]