touch your tongue to your eyeballs.

- Don't you mean we're showing them?

- Ha, ha. You silly, silly pear-shaped pear.

Can you touch your tongue to your eyeballs?

- No.

- So scram. Get out of here you short-tongued wannabe.

There's only one other fruit that can touch their tongue

to their eyes. And that's why I've invited her to

co-host today's episode.

- Eeeeh.

- My sister.

- Thanks for inviting me, Orange.

I am so exited. (Laughter)

- Ah yeah, today's going to be a good episode.

- Totally. It's going to be a ton of fun.

- (Laughter)

- Oh, brother.

- More like, oh, sister. Now scram.

- Okay.

- Get outta here.

- Okay, okay.

- Beat it, mister.

- That's my sister.

(Laughter)

So, what's the first step for touching your tongue

to your eye?

- First, you gotta get in the right mindset.

- I'd say meditating really helps.

- Let's do it.

We will now channel the spirit of the frog.

- The spirit of the frog?

- Yeah. They have super long tongues.

(Frog sounds)

- Oh, right.

Okay. Here goes nothing.

- Ooomm.

- Ooom.

- Ahhmmm.

- Ahhmm.

(Laughter)

- Okay, I'm feeling focused and relaxed.

- Good. Now loosen that tongue.

- Dadddad. Daddad.

- Looser.

- Yaddaddada. Yaddadada.

- Good. Do you feel it?

- Sure can.The frogginess has taken over my body.

- Are you hungry?

- Only for flies.

- That means you're ready.

Open your eyes.

- Wow. I'm green?

- That's toad-aly crazy.

(Laughter)

- Now for step two.

Stretch properly.

This is very important.

The last thing you want to do is pull a muscle

in your tongue.

- Yeah. I don't think I'd lick that very much.

(Laughter)

- Exactly. So do your tongue exercises.

- Right now?

- Right now.

Up. Down.

Side to side.

Retract.

Extend.

Retract.

Now (unintelligible)

- How am I doing?

- You're doing great. In fact, I think you're ready

for step three.

Touch your tongue to your eyeball.

- The hardest part.

- Wait. A log of people forget to aim and wind up licking

someone else's eyeball with their tongue.

- Wow. That's really unsanitary.

Also, hilarious.

(Laughter)

Shall we do it?

- We shall.

- One.

Two.

Three.

- Yaaaah! Wow, we did it, sis. We just touched our

tongues to our eyeballs.

- How do you feel?

- Honestly, a little sad. I mean, now that we've

actually done it, what's left for us to achieve?

We've reached the mountaintop.

- I know the feeling, Orange, and fortunately, for higher

achievered tongue-touchers like ourselves, there's

a step four.

Further.

- Go further?

- Exactly. We've reached the eye. What's next?

- The doorbell?

- Could be. Or the TV remote or the sky.

The only thing limiting the stretchiness of your tongue

is your mind. And also the length of your tongue.

- So should I do it?

- Should I see how far I can go?

- Yes. Just follow the steps. Prepare your mind.

- Ohhmmm.

- Loosen up your tongue.

- Yaddyadyadya

- And now, reach for the stars.

(stretching noise)

- Way to go Orange.

- What the heck?

- Yeah!

- Ohhhmmmm.

- No. Nooooo.

(explosion)

(laughter)

(guitar and harmonica music)