Blood.

I don't want to hear my sister talking about vaginas.

I need you to pull over so I can pee.

You should've thought about that before you left your apartment.

Before you spent, like, 30 minutes probably in the bathroom doing whatever cleaning shit you do.

Kenny, just pull the car over so I can pee.

Steven, have you ever even seen a vagina?

I'm not talking about this right now. Do you know what they look like?

It's okay if you haven't.

You have a baby face; you're a late bloomer.

I've seen a vagina!

You don't understand what it's like when a girl has to pee, like, when a guy has to pee, it doesn't hurt the same amount.

You don't get it. Sure. Sure.

Mom and I were talking and we're, like, a little concerned about your roommate.

Really? Mom said that?

Well, yeah, I know Mom hasn't met him, but from what I've told her of him, we're both concerned.

♫ I don't know what ♫ Ow! Kenny. Are you serious right now?

Come on, it did not even hurt that much. I got a flu shot.

I got a flu shot right there! You got a flu shot?

You're so blessed that I'm in your life to show you how to behave.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were just home alone last weekend just sitting on the couch with some ice cream.

You just know that because I sent you a picture of it.

I've made out with girls.

You don't know everything about me, Kenny.

Oh, really? You have some special life that no one knows about?

Why are you getting drunk all the time, Kenny?

I'm not getting drunk.

That was my roommate. This is when you should be focusing on your career.

That was a stop sign.

I slowed down.

That's not stopping!

There's no cops around, it's fine.

Oh my god, you're gonna end up in jail and now everyone is gonna be like, "Allison, where's your brother?" and I'm like, "I couldn't save him, I tried."

I hate you.

You love me.

You're literally the worst person I've ever met.

(humming)

Now you've got that stuck in my head.

It's not my fault; you love that song.

You talk about me to everyone?

No. No one knows you exist.

You're my greatest shame.