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  • Hey guys! How's it going?

  • Welcome back to another episode of

  • TwoSet...

  • (both) ♪ Violin

  • Oh, it's the Ling Ling.

  • That's right! We're doing Ling Ling 40 Hours.

  • (The most talented subreddit ever!)

  • (Ling Ling 40 Hours, unite!)

  • (Ling Ling wannabes!)

  • (Practice, practice!)

  • (Did you practice today?)

  • (LING LING 40 HOURS!!)

  • Alright, welcome back to Ling Ling 40 Hours,

  • the most talented subreddit on the Interwebs.

  • "Interwebs."

  • We are at 181,000 Ling Ling wannabes.

  • Whooooaa!

  • Which reminds me that we are also getting close to...

  • Wow!

  • Never felt such conflicted depression towards a...

  • ...happy achievement.

  • Oh, so much to do!

  • - So much to practice! - But!

  • I have been practicing, because, you know, isolation.

  • What else to do but to practice?

  • 2000 dollar laptop.

  • - 1000 dollar... - Jacket?

  • In Australia, you don't really see that.

  • 300 dollars for...

  • - Sneakers? - Are those Yeezys? I don't know.

  • 1500 for a...

  • - Phone. - Dude, those triple camera things look so ugly.

  • Yeah, it's a bit weird.

  • 2 dollars Nokia.

  • As if Nokia costs 2 dollars.

  • 3 dollar computer.

  • 1 dollar shoes, what a bargain!

  • 1727272882 dollar grand piano!

  • That's not even how much pianos cost!

  • - That's more like a violin cost. - Violins areThat's a violin cost.

  • How many zeros is that?

  • Ooh, wow.

  • Okay, that's more like a...

  • wall of violin cost.

  • - 1.7 billion. - Nah, okay.

  • You could buy a thousand Strads.

  • You wouldn't buy everything in the world,

  • but you can buy it.

  • You could buy like a large proportion.

  • - Yeah. Yeah. - Like, 90% of all the greatest instruments.

  • What?

  • They just cut that for the header,

  • and used it for the profile.

  • Ohhh!!

  • Dude, that looks really hard to line up.

  • - Your glasses are two circles and the profile's a circle. - Like, circle.

  • - Whoa, bro! Dude! - It's circleception!

  • iNteResTiNg!

  • Well!

  • This one did!

  • That was very meta of you.

  • Very clever.

  • You guys know how to, uh...

  • ...hack the system.

  • Yeah, hack the system!

  • Expected of the most talented subreddit.

  • Wait, why??

  • 3 dollars!

  • Quick maths!

  • Can your next question be about like,

  • how much they practice?

  • - "Eddy practices a certain amount of hours a day." - Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Answer in the comments below. If you know,

  • you are not only talented,

  • but you are also high IQ intelligent.

  • Dude, I got roasted. Everyone was like,

  • "Eddy wrote the quadratic formula,"

  • - for the the Draw Our Life, but then apparently - Yeah.

  • I said, "Where's the x?"

  • But there's no x?

  • There's not meant to be an x.

  • - It's meant to solve for x. - Yeah.

  • Yeah!

  • Like, what's the point of teaching quadratic formula

  • in school if you're not gonna use it?

  • Alright, to be fair, I did enjoy maths.

  • - But... Yeah. I just got roasted. - Like, it's...

  • I'm a dishonor to Asians.

  • I like where this is going.

  • Well, define "eff up."

  • All other musical genres,

  • definition of "screwing up": playing a wrong note.

  • Yeah.

  • - Jazz: definition of screwing up... - Jazz.

  • not playing a wrong note.

  • WHOAA!!

  • Dude. That's sick!!

  • She made a violin pillow!

  • ..."crotcheting!"

  • - "Croshayting"? "Crotcheting"?" - "Crotchet." Crochet. "Crosheting."

  • Wow, who did this?

  • - Dude, that's awesome. - Wowww.

  • Is it comfy?

  • Do you dream of practicing?

  • It's not a collab. It's...

  • - ...instrumental wars! - War.

  • Guys. We must save Violin-chan.

  • We will save Violin-chan.

  • - Things are gonna get intense. - Yes.

  • Keep an eye out.

  • Anything that's been built with hours spent on it,

  • and you see [them] go, "wha-bang,"

  • it's not good.

  • F and C is like,

  • Brett: "Stop trying to be me!"

  • (both) Yeah.

  • "Who still needs a copy?"

  • - That's so true. - That's so true, in orchestra rehearsals,

  • everyone's like, "Who still needs a copy?"

  • I mean, how are we all supposed to get the music, you know?

  • Whoa.

  • You made your first violin?

  • - Dude. - Reeeally?

  • The talent in this subreddit is

  • a s t r o n o m i c a l .

  • - Whoa, that's cool! - I'd love to see the before and after.

  • The f-holes look really beautiful.

  • - That's amazing! Congratulations. - That's super cool.

  • In case you guys didn't know,

  • luthiers, they take a lot of time with the scrolls.

  • - And a really good violin maker will recognize - Mhmm.

  • who it is, just by the scroll.

  • Ohh, let's check out the scroll.

  • Oooh, look at that scroll!

  • OoOOoOooH!

  • Noice!

  • - Dude, it's so laggy. - Oh yeah, battery. Charger.

  • Alright, bye.

  • Are you guys practicing today?

  • Oh. I gotta do some practice.

  • Reeeally gotta practice.

  • Reeeeeaaally gotta practice.

  • Gotta practice.

  • Brett: Dude.

  • Yeah, it's gonna be a hectic journey.

  • - That's pretty cool! - I do like it.

  • It's very, uh...

  • kawaii desu.

  • It's got our merch!

  • Lookit, the jacket, the hoodie, the Beethoven jumper.

  • Wow.

  • By the way, check out TwoSet Apparel.

  • Alright, so apparently what happened in that video,

  • it was like a business messed up something.

  • And so they ended up with too much guitars

  • that they couldn't sell.

  • And so, they decided to just destroy them all.

  • Which is kind of sad because

  • like, as people were suggesting in the comments,

  • there's so many kids that would love

  • - to have a free guitar. - Mhmm.

  • - I don't know how it works. - Yeah. Nah.

  • - But it was very sad and sacrilegious. - No way.

  • You did very well.

  • Even says "practice" on our T-shirts.

  • - Dude, and they drew the background. - "Viola."

  • This was the LA poster.

  • - Yeahh... yeah. - LA poster. Good tour. Oh, good times.

  • - Man, touring is hectic. But we love it. - Absolutely.

  • - We love meeting you guys. - Yeah.

  • - Shouldn't it be named after something you love? - I know!

  • "Alright, thanks!"

  • - "No problem, Paganini Nel cor più non mi sento." - Yeah.

  • "No problem, Scales."

  • - "No problem, Intonation." - Yeah.

  • Imagine calling your kid "Intonation."

  • Dude, the kid will be traumatized.

  • Are you even allowed to call a kid "Intonation"?

  • Well I mean, Elon Musk called his kid

  • - "X Æ 12" or whatever. - Yeah, "X."

  • Didn't Kanye West call his kid

  • - Oh, North, North Star. North West. - ...North West?

  • That's so funny.

  • I mean, the kid's gonna be messed up, but that's funny.

  • They should create like a independent organization

  • whose job is purely to protect celebrity kids

  • - from getting named something that would scar them. - Instead of getting a weird-*** name.

  • And once you get older, you're used to it.

  • Every time you have to explain spelling your name.

  • So imagine Eddy.

  • You gotta deal with "ie" or "y" sometimes.

  • Right?

  • - You know what I mean, right? - Yeah!

  • - And my name's Brett. It's like, - That's so annoying.

  • "Brad?" I'm like, "No, B-r-e-t-t."

  • Maybe we're just so close-minded, and that in the future,

  • they're gonna be like, "My name is...

  • - ...like some computer AI sound. - Yeah. "My name is..."

  • - Starts being pitch. - Yeah!

  • What?

  • "Noses."

  • That face is so messed up.

  • Bro, you can't spell, Brett!

  • You actually can't ****ing spell!

  • That should be on our merch.

  • Oh, wow! You guys remember the 2016.

  • "Pratice!"

  • You guys have been with us for four years!

  • - Thanks for joining the journey. - Thank you, guys.

  • Comment below which year you joined TwoSet Violin.

  • I'd love to know.

  • Is that legit?

  • Duuuude!

  • Imagine you hack someone's neurolink.

  • Like, trying to sleep, and you play the Brett lo-fi.

  • - That's torture. - That sounds epic.

  • - Let's learn hacking. - I mean...

  • Dude, does that mean you could like,

  • be in audition, and you can just have like,

  • - a tuner and a metronome in your brain? - A tuner? A metronome? Yes!

  • Tick, tick, tick, tick...

  • It's like a bamboo flute. Except it's eating it.

  • Cute panda!

  • Oh! A half flower?

  • I guess so, if you look at it like that.

  • - Some people think it looks like an ear. - Nahh...

  • - It's a violin. - Wow.

  • But hey, glad you've been living for 100 years.

  • Teach me the secrets.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • - Dude, you look like you got cockroach legs. - It's so demented!

  • - That's pretty funny, actually. - Yeah.

  • Was there ads in it? That's pretty

  • s a c r i l e g i o u s .

  • - You shouldn't put an ad in like, a... - Yeahh...

  • ...symphony or something.

  • I was listening to a symphony recording,

  • and someone put an ad between movements.

  • Oh, my god!

  • Which, like,

  • I get it, it's better than inside a movement.

  • But, that movement ended very quietly.

  • - So my volume was high. - Especially if it's like...

  • And then the ad was like,

  • Especially if it's like, one of the like,

  • Tchaikovsky, and like,

  • - going third to fourth movements. - Yeah.

  • 'Cause you want that silence to...

  • ...kind of sit in, it's part of the -

  • The silence is part of the music.

  • Exactly.

  • - You cultured people would know, right? - Yeah.

  • Well, I guess that's it,

  • - 'cause our internet's not loading any more! - Internet stopped.

  • Thank you for joining.

  • And yes, we're embarking on an epic journey

  • to find and save Violin-chan.

  • Keep updated by accenting the subscribe button.

  • And legatoing the... accent button.

  • Brett: Oh, the video stopped.

  • Thank you so much for watching!

  • Please like and subscribe!

  • Once again, you guys are the most smartest,

  • talented people in the world.

  • We'll see you guys next time and...

  • ...GO PRACTICE.

  • Eddy: Without the video, it's almost like

  • we're doing a podcast radio show.

  • Brett: Yeah!

  • - Eddy: It's like, "Hello, welcome to TwoSet Podcast." - Brett: "Ling Ling 40 Hour FM."

  • Eddy: What are you still doing, listening to this?

  • Eddy: This is just a logo onscreen right now.

  • Eddy: Maybe we're doing this to draw it out to 10 minutes.

  • Brett: Yes, please keep watching and subsc

  • Brett: And support us, thank you very much.

  • - Brett: Thank you thank you thank you. - Eddy: Please watch every ad roll four times.

  • Brett: And we'll answer,

  • Brett: "And the next question to be answered

  • for the next episode is..."

  • Brett: "Who likes ice cream?"

  • - Eddy: I don't know, but I want bubble tea. - Brett: Yeah, me too.

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