(cat meows)

(phone rings)

- Who's Facetiming me?

Jack?

- Yo, what up, man?

- Hey, what's up?

- Dude, how crazy is this?

We've never Facetimed before.

- Yeah, I know,

pretty crazy.

- Man, it's like, I can see you, you can see me,

how fun is this?

- Yeah, is there something like,

you could have many texted or emailed or snapped or

even handwritten letter?

- Nah, that's boring,

welcome to the future, baby.

It's like we're just having a conversation

in the same room, but we're not in the same room.

- Zack, you know what Facetime's for, right?

It's for like, if you have a long distance relationship,

you can't make an interview.

- I don't see why it can't just be

for two dudes that just want to see each other

and say what's up, playa?

Dude, I just wanted to see your face,

is that so weird?

(mellow music)

- Is that enough?

- Yeah, no, that was cool,

uh, why are you being so weird, man?

- I gotta go over here, man.

I'm kinda busy.

- Well, what are you doing?

- Stuff.

- Dude, are you pooping?

- No.

- Come on, man,

who answers a Facetime while they're taking a crap?

- Dude, you Facetimed me,

what do you want me to do?

- Who answers a Facetime when they're pooping?

- I always pick up Facetimes,

that's my thing.

- Come on, man,

don't act like I'm the weird one.

If you're doing something private,

you shouldn't answer a Facetime.

Also, hurry up, I gotta go.

- Dude!

(upbeat electronic music)